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  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    In a wreck, need a check?
    Call the fona fone today to get the compensation YOU deserve!
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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Volcano Vaporizer set to maximum with a bowl full of abv The end

    of his car was the only part that wasn't bloody, the rest of it was all jacked up because he ran over a lot of people which didn't bother him one bit. "They shouldn't have been on the sidewalk when I was driving so quickly experiencing a bathroom emergency, if they didn't want to get ran over" said Jeff
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to go into tinychat with a giant stack of cash and smoke meth on cam while my mom yelled at me to go to bed because i had to work in the morning the fuck you on about


    Even if it's true those days are long gone along with most of your brains cells.
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  4. Congrats on signing up for TaskRabbit
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  5. Originally posted by Bill Krozby She told me last week when it was (i had no idea) and we are going to meet at the place we first met at a year ago. (her idea not mine)

    but anyways its good to know that we've had very few problems and like 95 percent of the time its been good. I really do love her she's my heart.

    She probably has stockholm syndrome
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  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter §m£ÂgØL, comment?

    He doesn't talk about that part anymore, Blunderstar. It's too shameful, too embarrassing to remember. I mean, he droned on and on to all of us LESSER FOLK about how KINGLY he now was as a father to be. He dropped EVERYTHING and dutifully went to work for THREE WHOLE DAYS writing that shitty ebook that no one bought. Only to find out the baby was never his and everyone on Zoklet was right after all. He had to face us all and admit he was wrong, after acting so SAGELY and DIVINE for so long about his forthcoming fatherhood.

    He quickly erased all of his hilarious promotional posts he made on various websites and took the book offline. He hardly speaks of it to this day. He'd just rather forget it ever happened at all.

    I mean, being cucked by her, dominated, and strung along like a puppet. Oh, and fucked in the ass by her husband. Hydro, the PUPPER MASTER.

    Stringin' niggas up and makin em believe they the father of they baby n' shit. Makin niggas get fucked in the ass n shit. That's some gangsta ass shit, Hydro.
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  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by infinityshock the closest to either of those you've ever been in is the short bus you took to school every day.

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  8. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by TORTILLA https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IoKXOaqgw5

    https://imgur.com/a/UziwW

    That is one long finger.
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  9. Again, your athletic abilities is not very good. Never said anything about scron being in TC or not and I'm not sure why you're repeating the same point.

    Anyway I'm not going to get into depth about what HTS told me, I'll just say that this doesn't sound like a healthy relationship at all. Lots of red flags. He gonna get walked on and abused, he's too nice.

    Also lol @ you talking to scron on the regular. Couldn't think of a more perfect friendship.
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  10. A rock with a cock.up its ass.
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