jedis Mosquitos And those fat fucking chirping birds that always sit on the same spot on my neighbors roof doing the same fucking scream instead of singing any songs "RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH!" Fuck that.
This story is about number two. The mosquito. Well, I had one. A real juicy fucker buzzing around my head when I wanted to sleep. It was pissing me the fuck off. Big time. And you might also remember that I have a thing for hyperbole and being dramatic. Pretty sure you do. So, I was laying there trying to sleep, right? And then there it is "bzzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzz". No. I don't accept it. So I got up and tried to hunt it down but it went full trb3 stealth mode on me and I gave up and went back to bed. " bzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzz. FUCK. So, I'm laying there and I can't take it anymore and I go fucking crazy and in my head I start talking to God and I say "I would rather have anything else in my room right now than this fucking thing. Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want. Just get rid of that fucking mosquito for me" and I decided to get up again and for whatever reason, I kinda forgot, take a hot shower. Ahh yes, I remember why. I decided to spray some bug spray, actual hornet killer, into my bedroom to holocaust the motherfucker. That is crucial to the story.
So I spray the stuff and go take a shower and when I walk out of my bathroom I hear a CRAZY loud buzz. "BZZZZZZZZZ" BZZZZZZZZ"BZZZZZZZZZ" Jesus... What's going on?
I open the door to my bedroom and bang. There are dozens of fat fucking flies buzzing around in a drugged up frency. DOZENS. I look around and see the most of them around my window and realized they came in through a slit on the blinds, I guess you call it the blinds. The thing you can roll up to not get any light through the window. Turns out they all got in there to hibernate or something and there was some kind of crack in the wall where they all went in and basically, I had the walls full of fucking flies and now the hornet killer fully kicks in and they are coming out of every little crack and slit I had in the walls like in a fucking horror movie. I'm not kidding you. The dozens turned into hundreds and they are coming out EVERYWHERE! Everything is full of flies. They are swirling around and buzzing on the floor on their back while struggling with the poison. WHAT THE FUCK. I took a broom and swooped them all together but they kept coming and I even heard the buzzing change the sound with every step I took so I realized they are also in the floor. Oh God no.
It was a nightmare and that's how I accepted that God is real and to not fuck with him because he gave me what I asked for. "Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want". Like the hebrews with the raining frogs and locusts.. God gave me those flies. And I'm glad he did. Thank you for reading. God bless.
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Theft has existed throughout human history and exists as a form of economic participation, I wouldn't go as far to call it an "industry" but because of the hyper capitalist world we live in it can mimic a secondary or tertiary industry.
There are organized retail crime rings that the police use to justify their existence, these operations can make millions of dollars at the expensive of private industries. There is a belief that it's "okay" to steal from multinational corporations because LOL FUCK THE SYSTEM but those stores are owned and operated by local people in your community. You shouldn't need to justify theft, yes fuck the system but also fuck those people in your community for being too slow to catch you.
The effects of metal theft can easily influence the logistics of day-to-day life in ways that may not immediately come to mind. When copper wire thieves in Toronto, Ontario severed Go Transit train signaling cables it resulted in over 45,000 commuters stranded. Not only were these commuters late for work, which could have had negative impact business performance, but it also resulted in expensive transit bills for the commuters living outside of Toronto. The negative implications from metal theft are not exclusive to ground traffic either. Copper wire theft in Stephenville Airport, Newfoundland disabled the runway lights and approach system on Runway 27, leading to a repair bill of approximately $150,000. Thankfully, repairs were completed prior to any attempted flight landings, and all passengers made it to their destination safely.
Private industry does not want this, they don't want to pay for security guards and alarm systems. Also hot items like razors and pills being locked behind a counter is annoying for the consumer and employee, I have dealt with this issue many times while trying to buy 100 bottles of cough medicine stuck behind a forcefield.
What happens when you get caught?
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Anti theft technology is improving every day, I completely believe that technology can entirely replace the basic issue of grabbing an apple off the shelf and running out of the store. People try to hack the Amazon store and "steal" from it to defeat the technology, we are clearly at the very basic stages of this but I believe that private enterprise and technology can easily replace a reliance on regulation and criminal enforcement for theft.
I believe it would cost less overall to replace the system of security guards having to call the police and the court having to convict the person for theft with a system of private companies that have the legal right to enforce theft how they choose in their business, which a lot of them do by just banning the person, telling them to fuck off or they will call the cops.
Instead of the police they would be threatened with deadly violence in that situation which also leads to a liberation of weapons ownership and operation in a private business. It leads to many things which nobody wants which is why nobody talks about this.
But the cost of theft to the system is one that can't and isn't ignored. It's a top priority for business owners who in recent times have had to deal with criminals that are bolder and more desperate. Can we keep going on like this forever? It's not just retail theft either but industrial theft like jumping over a fence into a yard to yoink all the copper. Thieves are merciless and the law does no deter them.
New National and State-Level Estimates of the Judicial and Legal Costs of Crime to Taxpayers
Using a Monte Carlo simulation approach to take into account uncertainty in the data, this study finds the national average costs to taxpayers for judicial/legal services per reported crime are likely around the following (in 2010 dollars): $22,000–$44,000 (homicide), $2000–$5000 (rape and sexual assault), $600–$1300 (robbery), $800–$2100 (aggravated assault), $200–$600 (burglary), $300–$600 (larceny/theft), and $200–$400 (motor vehicle theft). At a state-level, the costs of crime are 50 % to 70 % more or less than these national averages depending on the crime type and state. These estimates can be used to understand the level of resources spent per crime and the potential legal resources freed up for a change in reported crime rates; they are not a measure of waste or efficiency, but it is hoped this study contributes to this debate.
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