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2024-07-03 at 7:34 AM UTC in need opinions on whether to go back to the blondeahh don't worry I can read between the lines in this place lmfaoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-03 at 12:26 AM UTC in need opinions on whether to go back to the blondeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-02 at 1:57 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-01 at 2:30 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERSWhat I don't understand is how the mouth drooling tiktok skibidi teenagers this game is designed for enjoy this shit.
► Diaz
Diaz was our most disappointing Mayor, so we have almost entirely reworked her. She now offers a new event, improvements to Shen's Auction and Special, and a unique perk that affects future elections!
Struggling to find where the new NPCs are at? /warp stonks has you covered.
New Perk: Volume Trading
Double the item quantity from Shen's Auction, Shen's Special, and Rift Shen's on the year Diaz is elected. Two additional Shen’s Special auctions will be available for the duration of Diaz being elected as Mayor.
New Event Perk: Stock Exchange
Diaz is bringing more Stock of Stonks into circulation. Stock of Stonks can be obtained from the Stonks Auction and winning bids for items in the Dark Auction and Shen’s Auctions. Talk to Diaz while she’s elected with this perk to bid for Stock of Stonks and trade in your Stock of Stonks in for some cool new items!
New Perk: Long Term Investment
The elected minister will appear in the next election with all of their available perks.
Designer’s Note: The Bank Interest perk is the removed perk, 10x NPC buy limits as a perk still exists.
➥ Moar Shen’s!
With this update, Shen's Auctions will be offered twice a year rather than just once.
Mayor Diaz's Volume Trading perk will do three things:
Double the number of Shen's Auctions yet again for that year (for a total of 4)
Double the number of items at all Shen's Auctions for that year
A new permanent item will be added to Shen's Special (if there are items available)
Designer's Note: Only Shen's Auctions that end during Diaz's term will have doubled items.
➥ Stock of Stonks Usage
Back in early 2020 we introduced the Stock of Stonks, a test item that coincided with the release of the Bazaar. This item has never had any use, only speculative value, at least until today.
Mayor Diaz's Stock Exchange perk will introduce significantly more Stock of Stonks into the economy, but it will also allow you to trade them in for some new items:
Golden Fragment
Costs x3 Stock of Stonks
Use x8 Golden Fragments to upgrade one of the following:
Daedalus Axe
Midas' Sword
Midas Staff
Avaricious Chalice
Costs x50 Stock of Stonks
Use x1 Avaricious Chalice along with other items to upgrade the Emerald Ring to the Emerald Artifact
Use x4 Avaricious Chalice along with other items to upgrade the Crown of Greed into the Crown of Avarice
Item Idea Credit: ChocolateTimbits
Freshly-Minted Coins
Costs x1 Stock of Stonks (capped at 5,000 global purchases every 4 hours)
Used in various amounts to obtain the following:
Scavenger Ring/Artifact
Ring/Artifact/Relic of Coins
Scavenger VI
Costs x20 Stock of Stonks
Designer's Note: The price of each item in terms of Stock of Stonks cost is subject to change.
➥ Obtaining Stock of Stonks
As the Stock of Stonks is receiving new uses, we only thought it would be fair to finally give it some more permanent methods of obtaining.
Stonks Auction
Located in the Stonks Exchange, Richard is how you will access the brand new Stonks Auction. These Auctions are global, with one happening each SkyBlock month (every ~10 hours). The Top 100 bidders each receive 25 Stock of Stonks, followed by 15 Stock of Stonks for Top 500, 10 for Top 1000, and so on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-06-30 at 8:03 PM UTC in Dextromorphan for the first time, possibly early next weekYou fucking morons need to stop drinking the syrup bottles or buying the pills at all that's why you're puking and feeling sick. Use an A/B extraction on the syrup.
Buy syrup with the largest concentration per ml. Pour the syrup bottles in a plastic jug, in a 1:1 ratio add non-sudsy ammonia. Shake vigorously, allow to settle and shake, repeat this for an hour or so. Measure out 1/10th the total volume of of the liquid in the jug of naphtha (lighter fluid works) and add the naphtha to the solution in the jug. Repeat the shaking and settling process for an hour. Pour into a gravity funnel (ziplock bag works if angled so a sealed corner is the lowest point). Allow the solution to separate into layers then open the gravity funnel or snip the corner of the bag to drain off and discard the lower syrup/ammonia layer and capture the upper naphtha layer in a pyrex dish. Allow the pyrex dish to sit out to evaporate off the naphtha and a crystalline powder will remain in the dish, use a razor to scrape/crush these crystals into a fine powder and collect them. This is bundy freebase and can be stored long term. To use, add your freebase to a shot glass full of orange juice to acidify it so it becomes soluble and consume. -
2024-06-30 at 6:02 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-30 at 9:44 AM UTC in I don't like when foods are different colors but taste the sameThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-29 at 6:14 AM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?There used to be a group of bluejays that would gather every morning to eat the catfood that was outside. Holy fuck were they loud.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-29 at 4:08 AM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-29 at 4:06 AM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
Originally posted by Elbow What makes men want to treat women like trash is men's fallen, graceless nature (get right with God, sinner). It's the thing that makes them think a woman thinking “A man offered to drive me home, God, what a fucking WIERDO?!?” is an offense worthy of dehumanizing treatment. Misogyny. 😤
Ok I thought about this and you know what I I have a lot to say.
smhThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-06-29 at 4:03 AM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintI am not IranianThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-29 at 12:11 AM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
Originally posted by frala Soy please find a woman that will actually suck your dick. I swear you’re now in two relationships with two crazy bitches that don’t put out.
GGs ok. She has no problem having normal sex whenever I want. No specials, but she's calm, loyal, grounded and tries her best. That means a lot. -
2024-06-29 at 12:07 AM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintSoy please find a woman that will actually suck your dick. I swear you’re now in two relationships with two crazy bitches that don’t put out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-28 at 8:53 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
Originally posted by Elbow also whatever the hell this is. i heard this a lot growing up.
I love the sound of Seagulls by the sea, you know your by the seaside proper when you hear the Gulls squealing
Loved the sound of them when I was living in Cornwall by the sea, totally adds to the atmosphere down there. Lot of people hate them and think they're pests, I think they funny as fuck, And they sure do a great job of cleaning up all the food people drop everywhere, the place would stink if it weren't for the seagulls you know.
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2024-06-28 at 7:47 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-06-28 at 7:42 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
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2024-06-28 at 1:38 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
Originally posted by Elbow
this is such a perfect bird
fuck
look at that boy. like a chunky little sphere with wings and adorable little soulless black eyes and the ittiest bittiest little beak.
i want to keep one as a pet but also no i don't that's mean the whole sky belongs to them and its wrong to keep them caged
lol, chode birdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-06-26 at 7:02 PM UTC in Can you blame heat wave on climate change? Eye-popping numbers suggest so.There’s no single weather event you can point to that can be definitively “blamed” on climate change. There were heat waves a hundred years ago that exceeded anything we’ve had recently. There’s always going to be outliers in a data set.
The focus should be on trends over time, and those trends appear to indicate that the earth is warming and that it’s mainly due to human activity.
The reason you keep seeing news articles like this now is it’s a concerted push to reframe the way the science is communicated to people. People weren’t doing shit about climate change so these types of articles are meant to show direct and observable climate related issues in an everyday way that people can relate to so it creates a sense of urgency, but in my opinion is dishonest.
The problem is this only works on people who already think climate change is real. People on the other side just move further away when they see this shit cuz it’s more evidence of a conspiracy to make the effects of climate change seem more immediate and severe than they really are and they’re not wrong -
2024-06-26 at 3:14 AM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :pThx
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2024-06-26 at 3:13 AM UTC in People I HATE!!! and reasons why :pYou just make up the craziest shit. It’s a talent really.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
