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  1. Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by InsaneSeer OP is a Captain Falcon alt.

    Thanks.

    Living up to your username, I SEER
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  2. InsaneSeer Yung Blood [the professionally pinkish grog]
    OP is a Captain Falcon alt.
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  3. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Potatus
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Elbow They were basically the only country in Asia to industrialize in the 19th century. If not "advanced", the Meiji restoration shows a capacity for forward thinking far beyond that of their peers. Consider that Chinese people are still eating bird nests and drinking 3 penis wine for medicinal effects in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty four. As regressive and backwards as Japan may be, they are leagues ahead of their neighbors.

    I don't know about "empire", but had they played their cards slightly differently during the second world war (ie "not done a cheeky sneak attack on pearl harbor and been nuked into submission for it"), there's a solid chance they'd have a few more holdings in the pacific. Might have even held onto a unified Korean peninsula.

    That's true, and it's impressive that Japan managed to rapidly go from a feudal society into an industrial one without the rampant corruption and general dysfunction that almost always comes along with exposure to western technological heroin. But remember that what we're being impressed by is that Japan went from feudal society to what Britain had already been for a hundred years, which they managed to do with the introduction of western ideas and science. That doesn't say "more disciplined and advanced (than Britain)" to me, since the very thing we're talking about is an act of catching up to English industrialization.

    Originally posted by Warcry Maybe I meant culture wise and militarily supposedly in a very short time span after being isolated foe centuries they took on industrial power nd steam engine and other tech guns and were able to start dominating Asia.

    Saying one group is more "culturally advanced" is pretty whack, but even if you really drink the western liberal democracy koolaid, Japan is still like half a century behind on the social trajectory the western world has followed. They may give amerifats a run for their money on the shiteating consumerism front, they're pretty advanced there in the same way stage 4 cancer is advanced, but I'd still say us yanks take it.

    In terms of military... they have none, they're functionally a vassal state of the US. In WWII they did pretty good running over still-industrializing regional rivals, but got steamrolled by the US. American discourse around the bomb is pretty telling, then and now American victory in the pacific was assumed and the argument for splitting the atom on them was that a ground invasion would have a higher death toll than nuking a civilian population. There was never actually a military contest, just a matter of how expensive American victory was going to be.
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  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Kennedy did the same thing but forgot to turn his head at the last second.

    Probably drunk. Typical lazy Irish.
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage


    I see u
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    this is the real political alignment chart, Stirner navigates through it like a spaceship passing through an asteroid belt.
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  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Elbow And I uhh… I hate to say this, seeing as it's magical to you, but I dropped The Witcher 2 when I ended up playing it too, much like I did the third game. Couldn't even tell you why, really. I want to say it had something to do with it feeling like it was made for consoles, and maybe I ran into some mild bugs? I don't know. My memory is dogshit. If I'm being honest, I probably just didn't have it in me to power through another long ass game hot on the heels of ~100%ing the first game (especially with the promise of a third, much longer game looming in the horizon), and allowed mild irritations to crush my will to keep going.

    I get it, 2 is far from a perfect game. It's a narrative heavy slog with a pretty uneven difficulty curve and gameplay that's... well it's better than skyrim but worse than darksouls, so if want an action RPG from the era for gameplay just go souls. I want to say it's darker than 1, not that 1 was sunshine and flowers, but it had a kind of whacky levity to it and 2 was more srs bsns. So I'm not sure I would even recommend going back to it unless you just want a good solid witcher story and some context on the sate of things at the start of 3.

    A meth feuled witcher run would be poetic though, something about ingesting toxic chemicals to enhance your combat abilities.
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Elbow I mean there's a reason CD Projekt Red got to make 2 sequels and Cyberpunk 2077: they made a good game, and it paved the way for their future successes.

    The Witcher 3 is undeniably very good though. I don't know what it is about the first game that I found so charming, and found so lacking in the much acclaimed third installment. I want to say "the first game knew it was a game, and it had no pretentions about being anything greater" but that just sounds good to me, and I don't how true it really is.

    What order did you play them in? You said you didn't play 1 on release, but did you play it before 2 or 3? I started with 2 and it still holds some magic for me. I suspect a lot of the appeal of the series is in how different it from the rest of the WRPG genre, and it's kinda jarring initially but definitely a change of pace from beth-style games where a silent protagonist emerges in their early 20s with about 3 sentences of history at best and proceeds to be an empty vessel to be filled by the player's ambitions.

    I spent a lot of W2 confused about what was going on, then after going back to 1 I realized it wasn't because I missed a game but rather because "here's a bunch of characters with elaborate backstories we're not going to tell you" is kinda just how witcher stories go. I think W3, with its aim of mainstream success, dropped some of that. I mean you do kinda show up and all the kings and busty ass sorceresses already know you but they actually explain it sooner than later. You end up learning a lot of things as Geralt does, rather than having this weird disconnect where the character you control is constantly saying stuff that you as the player didn't know.

    And I think that was part of what made it unique. Like if you want to geek out about witcher stuff you say "Geralt did this, Geralt did that" as much as "I did this or that". You control the character in combat and some of his choices but he's got his own thing going on and no matter what you're not going to turn him into a moral crusader or total villain. I distinctly remmeber in W2 being really gungho about want to side with the elves and not _really_ being able to take sides and feeling like the game was shoving it's grey/grey morality system down my throat. But in a good way! 3 kinda had this going on, G-dawg would bashfully grumble in his sexy baritone if you tried to be too good of a guy, but you could swing pretty far out of character in terms of being charitable, supporting political causes, etc.
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  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    In this case two wrongs does make a right, because shooting both candidates is the best outcome for everyone.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Warcry With the World Wide Web being available and for them to be able to even find the definition of what a pedophile is at their fingertips within a few seconds search or so and people back in the day when the internet wasnโ€™t available were not even if Irene like this?

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Vent/s/1AF4Z2HeQP

    ok pedophile
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  12. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Sloped roofs are the new Osama bin laden on god fr fr skibidi no cap
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  13. ner vegas Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Elbow Fuck, dude. I'm losing my mind. The right's gone all cancel culture-y after the shooting. I always knew on some level that I was politically homeless being a freeze peach troon and all, but man… if the right doesn't even value speech anymore, that's basically it. It's ogre. Everyone's a censorious scold when you scratch the surface just a little.

    Not that this directly affects me, being in Canada and all, but like… the run on cultural effects are not good. I feel like the only way to restore balance is if someone assassinates Biden and then Trump (and it has to be in that order). Turn the system off and back on again.

    I dunno why you're surprised, whoever's in power is going to use that power to attack their ideological enemies
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Warcry So again explain the f whores like all those cam whores on the dark web?


    FUYS?! Do you think brown people like getting waterboarded? Do you think electrocution turns them on?

    No?

    Then how do you explain all those videos from guantanamo bay?

    Fuqin checkmate non-prdophiles! #WREKT <air horn> <air horn> FATALITYYYY
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  16. ner vegas Space Nigga
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  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฐ
    "Mr. President someone is trying to kill us!!!!!"

    Donald Trump (year 2100)
    ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™‚๏ธ, ๐Ÿ•— ๐Ÿ”™
    ',.โ‹†.หšโ‹†โ€งโ‚Šหšโ‹†๐ŸŒŒเผ‰โ€งโ‚Šหš.หšห–๐“ขึดึดเป‹หšห–๐“ขึดโœงหš.,
    ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•˜ '. โ— Trump (2024)
    `'๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿปโ–„๏ธปใƒ‡โ•โ•โ”ไธ€๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€โš–๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿ‘ฅ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฉ
    ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง’โ€๐Ÿง’๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ


    (he aged backwards because of time dilation)
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Think about it. He doesn't sleep, he fucks up a lot and everyone hates him. He is a perfect Trianglist. I think he reads my posts.

    dare to huff the red, white and blue paint fam?.

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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala

    Lol. I guess that's a wrap. Welcome back to the white house Mr. Trump. May as well just move in now.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Donald TRUMP and BradleyB BULLET PROOFERS, I HOPE HE DOESN"T GO BLIND TOO.
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