I "hot bunked" when 3 of us working for Compaq in LA rented a car to drive up the coast to San Fransisco...we got a motel room with 2 beds (because cheap) and I "hot bunked" with one of the other fellas.
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Originally posted by jerryb
Double tap over mine but may be a little more understanding if it was my old ladies. Then again he probably mental if choosing an older womans house instead of some young hottie.
The older the bear the sweeter the juice
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Originally posted by Chios Honey
why even entertain that thought?
Do you want roleplay that scenario with me?
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You would look shitty too if you were left in some cave for 1,000 years
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2023-09-22 at 1:12 PM UTC
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what age would you have to be
Computer navigation > human navigation.
Just the facts ma'am
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Originally posted by jerryb
Gives an entire new meaning to hot bunking on a submarine.
The policy went from "don't tell" (that you're gay) to "don't yell" (while a gay guy raped you)
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Originally posted by jerryb
Maybe I'm old fashioned but I wouldn't like to roll out of my bunk and see the guy next to me trying to decide which makeup or nail polish doesn't clash with his camo.
Or find him with the barrel of your rifle twelve inches deep up his shithole
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2023-09-22 at 12:36 PM UTC
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Raped by 1,000 year old aliens
Originally posted by jerryb
You'd have to be mighty horny to travel that far for some Earthling ass.
It's not about the sex, it's about the breeding.
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Originally posted by jerryb
He wouldn't need to worry about anything if I found him in my house pulling his pud. His relatives may need a few bucks to give him a dirt nap.
Would you let him finish over your unders first though?
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Let the bodies hit the floor. I've accepted the impending doom.
LETS THROW THE SHIT TO THE WIND.
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Originally posted by aldra
oh boy
in other news the US Army has come out and said the voluntary/mercenary model is no longer feasible and a draft is likely the only way to keep combat troops at an acceptable level
I've been calling for a draft for 3 decades. It would make men out of the pussies the public education system is producing.
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Originally posted by Kafka
Your throught processes here almost sound like mine but with a dash of brain fog or old-age.
I’m 30 ffs
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Originally posted by Instigator
Fucking hell, some of the company I have kept today makes me think I'm definitely not autistic…
People who are actually autistic don’t typically spend all their time pointing it out to strangers.
That’s a pretty good sign that you’re not on the spectrum if every third post doesn’t contain some reference to you being autistic.
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2023-09-21 at 5:27 PM UTC
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Random image thread
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
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2023-09-21 at 5:25 PM UTC
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Jiggaboo Johnson is KING
Originally posted by Kawkasian
Jiggaboo can't be with us today but he sent me in his place to accept this award along with the following note:
"I accept this Kr0z dog with humility and grace, I'll treasure it till the end of my days…sure would have been nice with onions and hold the mustard though, thank you".
It has the added feature of possessing the ability to impregnate Kafka if stuck in her smelly vaginal orifice.
The bun can be used as a manny to the infant Kr0zdawg while it’s mother is getting drunk and posting online.
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RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
lol dudes prolly writing homeless on the address portion of the application resulting in immediate trashing of his application
applications are all about pulling the wool over the hirerers eyes, let them find out your a piece of shit when you no call no show because you stayed up 3 days mething around and now the shadow people wont leave
not at your first appearance and def not on the application
has no one told you this? Lie. Lie your fuxking ass off everyone does it and its the only way to get ahead. not so much lie but omit certain information
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I always thought the 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' thing was a funny meme, but some people unironically believe that steel retains full structural strength up to its melting point
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2023-09-21 at 10:18 AM UTC
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Guys News just in
I Don't think people should have freedom to assemble either, that shits annoying as fuck when you got like 20 black people blocking a highway offramp downtown, why? We all hate the police in the city.
Or you got cubans marching for cuban independence in miami tying down public transit and major roadways. Okay, the city is 90% cuban you're literally just annoying your own people with shit everybody already agrees with you on lol
demoCOCKracy.
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2023-09-21 at 4:31 AM UTC
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Im not joking guys
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
"hey girls want to lick my ass and get slapped in the face and pissed on"
"no fuck off"
"IT'S BECAUSE I'M OLDJE ISN'T IT
IT'S NOT EVEN ILLEGAL
IF I WAS STILL ALLOWED IN CALIFORNIA YOU'D DO IT"
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