AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Cool with 1 haircut they paid for themselves.
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2023-10-28 at 9:20 PM UTC
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The nogging continues
Originally posted by mmQ
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That's why I get all my meat from the supermarket, where no animals are harmed.
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2023-10-28 at 1:45 PM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
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2023-10-28 at 1:36 PM UTC
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this is so rucked up
Originally posted by RIPtotse
I hope these like this keep happening to you. Also I hope you die ASAP.
Originally posted by RIPtotse
What's sad is everything about your existence and its s a d that you haven't fucking ceased living yet.
you dont have to read his shits if you didnt want to mane
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2023-10-28 at 1:34 PM UTC
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Flat tire
Originally posted by jerryb
Hey when your poor you do what you need to get by. I give em credit for that, they could instead lay around with flies buzzing around like in Africa.
You catch more flies with poop than vinegar
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2023-10-28 at 1:21 PM UTC
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The nogging continues
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
vietnamese > english translations are wild because there are a lot of things they don't have words for so it's just some bizarre description
vacuum cleaner roughly translates to 'suck machine'
porno is 'fim sexy'
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2023-10-28 at 1:06 PM UTC
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Flat tire
Originally posted by jerryb
Man I hate fucking with nasty tires. That may go there but the DOT would fine the fuck out of you if they caught that shit on your truck.
the only DOT they have over there is that thing on their forehead.
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2023-10-28 at 1:03 PM UTC
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The nogging continues
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
nigger next door keeps trying to break in my window
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2023-10-28 at 12:55 PM UTC
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Road rage
Originally posted by jerryb
He'll be in a better mood after the rub and tug this weekend.
the problem with post menopausal women is either theyre caught in permanent non-period mood, or permanent period mood.
shes the later
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2023-10-28 at 8:17 AM UTC
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Road rage
Originally posted by toilet clogger
u 2 fags should have ur own forum where u bicker back and fourth like an old couple n
jig is the old bitch who nags about everything
its only when we're out in the open that her nagging starts.
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2023-10-28 at 8:14 AM UTC
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Flat tire
Originally posted by toilet clogger
thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂
those dalits are actually quite ingenius.
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2023-10-28 at 3:01 AM UTC
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Electrical Brain Stimulation
Originally posted by Kafka
You are being electrically rewired every moment by the people you interact with.
I ain't interact with nobody though.
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Kawkasian
Yes, via F35.
if it doesn't choose to eject you and go somewhere else on the way
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2023-10-27 at 5:59 PM UTC
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Electrical Brain Stimulation
Originally posted by mmQ
Oh just you wait I'm gonna expose everything tomorrow at 11:14 and I mean EVERYTHING unless I get a 3-page written apology in my inbox ohhhh this isn't a game anymore I'm serious business just you wait and see the BIG REVEAL Kafka I'm not clowning around this is your LAST CHANCE my word is my bond
No you won’t bc I’m sending the gypsies
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You guys are insanely impatient. Bibi and the other head kikes are probably working flat out to arrange the invasion. There are a lot of moving parts, and arranging things is much harder than watching it happen.
Remember it was months after 9/11 before the US really went into Afghanistan, and years before invading Iraq (despite it being decided for them the day of 9/11, the same way the Patriot Act was handed to them all ready to sign).
And no one who has any power in this sick dynamic gives a fuck if US bases are attacked and US troops die. It actually benefits them, cos it can be used to justify their warmongering and their budgets.
And identity matters. Look at all the jedis living in the West who have no intention of ever going near Israel or living there support it and call it "home". I've never been, but from what I know about jedis and what I have heard about Israel it's a disgusting place full of rude, disgusting and horrible people. Not even jedis want to be around other jedis if they have any choice in the matter.
People are tribal. From our perspective I think the most important thing is to remember, jedis and Arabs hate us as much as they hate each other and want to humiliate, undermine and punish us, even as they insist on living among us. We need to develop the cultural antibodies against their disgusting semitic bullshit.
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2023-10-27 at 12:38 PM UTC
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Road rage
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
1] theres no correlation between purchasing insurance and desire to die.
2] yes, assuming whatever that pepto thing is a laxative.
Lol dude doesn't even know what pepto bismal is
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2023-10-27 at 12:29 PM UTC
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if you met a mentallkyill girl
Originally posted by jerryb
Pretty sure mmQ from North Dakota, you have to walk fast up there or you freeze mid-stride.
I'd love to live somewhere like North Dakota rather than hot and steamy Texas. Imagine all the snuggling and log fires you could have!
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2023-10-27 at 12:19 PM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by jerryb
So she's Jiggaboos problem. lol Pesky Irishmen always stirring up shit and have crappy sunsets. lol
I especially liked the sunset part, sounds like something a 6 yo would come up with.
A lot of jedis seem to have gone full mask off mental, revealing their true selves (which is a schizophrenic monster) since this whole Hamas thing started.
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2023-10-27 at 12:14 PM UTC
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if you met a mentallkyill girl
Originally posted by Kawkasian
Wow, look at high dollar here, to proud to eat shit for a few bucks.
*too (since we're all correcting spelling errors today)
I'm being offered $$ to GIVE my shit away for wariat to eat. I'm too proud to even allow THAT.
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