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Posts That Were Thanked by slide22

  1. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by slide22

    Three beautiful young ladies 😍
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  2. Originally posted by slide22 but would Satan make it that obvious if this were true??

    The best scam is the one in plain sight.
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  3. I like her racoons eyes
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  4. Foy-Yay.
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  5. blaster master victim of incest
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  6. Would that count as losing virginity or not
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  7. blaster master victim of incest
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he got tired of playing in her sandbox
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  9. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Anecdotal and unproven.



    Case and point
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  10. To go on topic, we'd have to discuss Paul Pelosi in his underwear running around the living room while being chased by a psychopathic male prostitute with a hammer. You sure you even wanna go there?
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  11. curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Put a penny in the jets...
    She's got electric boobs, a nowhere suit
    She's got electric boobs, her mom has tw
    She's got electric boobs, a mohair groov
    Everybodys talking lysol so stick around
    She's got electric boobs and moo-goo sho
    She's got electric boobs, a mohawk too,
    she had electric boobs, i love her boobs
    She's got electric b**bs...
    Bangin in the jet
    Oh, baby she's a renegade
    You've gotta hairy legs, trick music sol
    She's got electric boobs, I know they're
    she's got electric boobs, you must have
    Baby I'm a Jet
    Bennie in the dress
    She's got electric boobs, her mo has oh'
    She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
    jenny and the mets
    She's got electric boobs, her momma's sh
    she's got electric boobs
    She's got electric boobs and mohair tube
    She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
    She's got electric boobs...
    Hey, kids Shave and lose together Your c
    betty and the jets, betty betty betty..
    She's got electric boobs, they always mo
    muh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-nah-EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    She's got electric boobs, and no tattoo'
    She's got big boobs and her mom does too
    Belly on the Chest....
    Belly on the Chest !!
    She's got electric boobs, a mohair suit
    She's got electric boobs, Her ma has to
    We shall survive, by the sacredness of t
    "Go sit your fanny in the chair"
    Hey kids, tape your knees together
    She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
    She's got electric boobs, a mohawk suit
    B-b-b-b, Bennie and the Chimps..
    She's got electric boots, upon her foots
    She's got electric boobs you have to you
    Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty and the jizz.
    B-b-b-bacon in a dress
    She's got electric boobs she must have t
    She's got electric boots, a Nudie Suit
    "She's got leggy grooves, or mohair soup
    She's got electric boobs...
    You know we're rowdy as a pack of hyenas
    Bennie! Bennie! Bennie! Bennie Killed Th
    Bennie was a chimp
    She's got electric boobs, he ma does too
    Oh cannon ball you have a semen pet Ough
    She's got electric boobs, i want them to
    She's got electric boobs
    She's got electric boobs, you know they'
    shes got electric boobs a mohawk too
    She's got elestric boobs, her mom does t
    shes gotta let me groove I know here soo
    She's got electric boots, I'm all hirsut
    She's got electric boobs
    She's got electric boobs, no hair too
    shes got electric boobs, a moe ear oot
    P-P-P-Penny in the Gents.
    She's got eccentric jedis, the mohair's c
    Ba-Ba-Ba-Betting on the Jets
    She's got electric shoes, a mohawk too
    She's got electric boobs and mohair pube
    She's got electric boobs, a mole hair, t
    she's got a rahavoo, a mohavoo
    Penny in the gents
    P-P-P-Put your fanny to my chest
    Baby, she's a hurricane.
    She's got laughy boobs, her ma has hoove
    She's got a leg that moves, A Moa pool,
    She's got electric moves, my mom has boo
    She's got electric boobs
    She's got electric boobs, a moe moo moo
    She's got electric boobs and mohair shoe
    I have an app on my I-phone called "Shaz
    Hey kids, shake those hips together; the
    She's got electric boobs and mohair shoe
    ...She's got electric boobs and mole hai
    Hey, girl, wanna lose a limb or two?
    She's gotta let me goose...
    Panties on the jazz
    She's got electric boobs and mohair pube
    Oh Bennie she's a renegade
    She's got electric boobs, down in her sh
    You know I read it in a pack of Zaine uh
    Oh they're sweet and-a wonderful
    oh it's better than a pack of Slais!
    She's got electric boobs, a mullet too
    She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
    She's got electric boots and a moe hazoo
    Say, Candy and Ronnie, have a cigarette
    She's got electric boobs, her mom has to
    Oh Bennie she's a rubber cane
    She's got electric boobs under her suit/
    She's got electric boobs. Her ma has too
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  13. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ That little video I watched was surreal. Looked like a movie set. An actual wall of humans all stuck, half dead, all dying. That's fucked up Bro



    It's something I never would have thought possible. Just a big pile of people in the street. A human glacier.
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  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker When is the last time you entertained company in your home?

    Me: Just last weekend my woman, both her adult sons, their wives and children, and the gentleman and his lovely wife who started the charitable music school which I released a $50,000 donation to from a trust I manage all came over and hung out on my 920 sq ft front porch for a cookout.


    When is the last time you had cookout/jam sessions with more than guests that people talk about for months after?

    Me: On August 20th to celebrate my son's 30th birthday.


    When is the last time you facilitated a $50,000 donation from a charitable trust fund you manage to help start a 501c3 dedicated to teaching music to children?

    Me: Just last month.


    When is the last time you barted with neighbors to do land clearing in exchange for automotive repair, body work, and help remodeling your porch?

    Me: It's what I've been doing for the last 3 days.


    When is the last time someone offered to help you load, transport, and unload 3800 lbs of flagstone and pavers just because they knew you could use a hand?

    Me: The end of August in 110 degree heat in Laughlin, Nevada. Yeah that's right the guy with no friends had someone offer to help with that in that heat with no expectation of anything in return. I did slip him a Franklin at the bar when we were done. Something which I had to argue with him about before he would accept.


    When is the last time that you bought a gun you really didn't want and a pool table that you probably won't use much just to help a friend in hard times?

    Me: Just 2 weeks ago.



    When is the last time a younger friend called you from out of state to seek your advice on an issue involving their 15 year old son?

    Me: About 3 weeks ago.


    When was the last time someone let you borrow their 3/4 ton truck to haul a tractor 400 plus miles?

    Me: Just yesterday.

    When was the last time woman who cared about you bought you a surprise just to show she was thinking about you?

    Me: Justmlast night my woman met me at the bat for karaoke. She knows I like the tropical Jolly Ranchers. So she stopped at The Dollar Store and picked me up a 13ozmbag of them just to show me I'm important to her in a small but thoughtful way.


    When was the last time a neice, nephew, or grandchild gave you a hug and said they loved you?

    Me: Everytime I see one of them which is jot often enough.


    When was the last time one of your children told you they loved you or bought you something?

    Me: My son is always getting me some little thing he finds at some of the cool little shops on Rt 66 in the old section of Kingman. Especially the bad ass little military memorabilia store stuffed with antique uniforms, hats, medals, and the sort. He tells me he loves me and thanks me for the way i5raised him on a regular basis, at least once a month.


    When was the last time you walked into a bar and over 20 people greeted you by your first name within the 1st half hour you were there?

    Me: Every time I walk into the local bar i visi5 twice per week or anyone of small bars in Kingman or Bullhead City that I visit maybe once a month.


    When was the last time someone not related to you traveled from out of state or even out of town just to visit you?

    Me: I've been out hear now 30 months. I've had to friends from Ohio, one from Florida, and one from West Virigina fly out. Next month another buddy from Ohio is flying out for Thanksgiving.


    When was the last time someone sought your advice on anything in the real world face to face?

    Me: People in our little often seek my advice on firearms, motorcycles, technical issues with electronic devices, and even personal problems theyvare going through.


    These are regular occurrences in my life. I've helped many people in this small town over the last few years. My reputation here is solid. People know I have a good heart They also know if there is trouble with strangers or random assholes I've got there back and there damned glad to have me in their corner.

    You see Pauliwog, I did nit shun or hide from my darkside. I embraced it and in doing so have made it my steed. It is strong and serves me well. But my real strength come from my kind healing nature towards those who merit it. I can offer aid and comfort to my allies and deliver destruction to those who would come against me or mine.

    You paint me with the the same brush you see stroked upon yourself. I promise I am nothing like you or like what you grossly misperceive me to be.

    I know you will not answer the questions which I have asked you. The honest answers would be too difficult or even painful for you to admit even to yourself.

    The tone of this writing makes all of this sound like an obvious lie, pretty sad you have to make up having a mediocre life.
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  15. The thing you're missing is liberals LOVE prices increases. They actually LOVE paying more for their gas, rent, food, supplies, electricity and mortgages. I mean, just look at how they vote! Nobody who DOESN'T love skyrocketing prices would keep voting in the clowns who cause it again and again and again, unless they LOVE the abuse. They're masochists. They LOVE pain and suffering and poverty. For real!
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  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    If you are a democrat voter id like to hear why


    dice 1 to 5
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    She was not attacked. She was not even there. However her husband did get hammered again.
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  18. The type of space wigger who thinks cocaine should be illegal. Like... OH YEAH OKAY ROGHT MAN "I HEARDDD DAT"
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  19. No, save your sick days for when you are healthy and can enjoy the day off.
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