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Posts That Were Thanked by slide22

  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Lanny

    RUDE af
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  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk cuddle it at night?

    there's his christmas sorted

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  4. blaster master victim of incest
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    you spend a lot of time thinking about other men, how they smell, their bowels, and what they would cook if you were welcome at their table and in their bed

    Have you considered making an account at NowIsOurTime.com? It's a 60+ website.
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  6. Some people get sexual gratification out of IBS
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kind of surprised he didn't buy you a dress and fuck you when he was there
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    cheesey mashed potatos and gravy
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    dunno why this thread made me think of it, maybe the ninja bit
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they will have first gay anal sex on the moon by first openly transgender ass-stronaut.

    imagine you go to the best aerospace college, top of your class, go onto graduate school, get accepted into the space program, get hand selected for the next moon launch with 6 other individuals, go up there, and commit 5 homicides and take 1 hostage and begin a systematic rape, stand off, and refuse to come back, claim you're a soverign citizen, and just start making goofy demands about food items and bringing you more rape victims.

    No matter how it goes down you'll be FOREVER known as A) The first space murderer (kinda cool) B) The first space sex offender (not very cool) C) Set court/world precedent about WHAT THE LAWS FOR A NIGGA IN SPACE REALLY ARE

    & that's why psychological assessments are so necessary.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    That's more than disabled people get
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a homeless man very angrily shouted 'have a good day' at me
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  13. blaster master victim of incest
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  14. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Idk why but this convo made me think of universal soldier.

    This is my fav scene.




    <3 Dolph Lundgren
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  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost NO IT IS ALL OF THEM

    if you know any that aren't like that you should haram them quickly and cover them in a veil to protect their beauty from the gaze of evil men

    First off wtaf do you know about women? You live with a man pretending to be a woman

    Second, name (quote for us) one female user here who’s obsessed with their appearance!

    Not one of the female posters here comes to mind. In fact I can’t even think of a female I hang with irl who’s as self absorbed or concerned with her appearance. I prefer to associate with women who aren’t plastic and have some depth and intelligence.
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  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Calm down and drink another Monster
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  18. Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    So latest update on my weird sex life. Met some female dominatrix with a female sub. They come over to my house and the sub blows me or I fuck her, whatever the Dom tells me to do. It's absolutely insane. Tonight her punishment was for me to fuck her and cum on her face so she had to walk back to the car covered in my jizz.
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  19. Originally posted by slide22 the bleeding gums can cause AIDS or HepC

    I hope you think it was worth it. next time buy her a lemon aide before letting her suck you off. make her drink half of it and tell her if you blow in her mouth that the lemonaide should kill the bacteria from your load.

    this way you should be safe from HIV and she can take a mouth load and wash it down clean.

    but realize your mom could of been a victim of such shananagans

    Okay , THIS IS EPIC

    Originally posted by slide22 IN Reno, Right? then they were plastered and made it legit for the night but then you became Post Basterized-Proxy-By-Divorce at a truck-stop chapel.

    Was hunter wearing diapers? pink ones?
    OKAY THIS IS EPIC!!!
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  20. someone had to say it.
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