Posts by slide22

1. 2022-10-24 at 5:41 PM UTC in Can you be a faggot if you don't even have sex?
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Alright… how about granddad?

   
   Yeah. But I'm not gonna let him squeeze my ass like he did last time when I was 5
2. 2022-10-24 at 5:38 PM UTC in Can anyone help me out with some cash
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by blaster master Don't even bother dude you know this fool gets EBT.

   
   He would sell the pizza for a hit of rock?
3. 2022-10-24 at 5:37 PM UTC in Can you be a faggot if you don't even have sex?
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have no shoulders. We established that years ago.

   
   I know why you're saying this but that was a photo add on filter effect
   
   Otherwise you're a blind bat
4. 2022-10-24 at 5:30 PM UTC in Can you be a faggot if you don't even have sex?
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How about your uncle?

   
   No. That would be Uber faggy
5. 2022-10-24 at 5:28 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   slide22 African Astronaut
   "Besides the good money in the FBI's Confidential Human Resource program is gone unless you have dirt on conservatives"
   
   
   They're hand picking agents now
   
   -Ted Gunderson
   
   Our planet today will fill Hell with many souls
   It's gotten a bit weird over the last two decades.
6. 2022-10-24 at 5:19 PM UTC in Can you be a faggot if you don't even have sex?
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️ Fag confirmed.
   
   If you and your best kissed each other on dry lips or even lips covered in wax in any crowd I'd hang in you would both be called fagits.

   
   I'd shrug my shoulders because I'm straight and am comfortable with that.
   
   I knew you would get hot and heavy in the closet over this
7. 2022-10-24 at 5 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Once he went into prison, they put him in with two feds. All five feds went to his funeral.

   
   Is this true?
   
   He must have been the sweetest murderer ihe world
8. 2022-10-24 at 4:58 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Yep that's me a COP. I've been doing the most HANDS-ON undercover op for the last twenty years. Consider yourself busted for busting me.

   
   Sexy, bring the pink frilly cuffs, Daddy-O
9. 2022-10-24 at 4:54 PM UTC in Can you be a faggot if you don't even have sex?
   

   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You kiss your male best friends on the lips, eh?

   
   Like once in years of not seeing him I have a few times for a lol_shock
   
   Or your pops, bro. Etc
   
   Show me your flaming closeted faggot side now
10. 2022-10-24 at 4:50 PM UTC in Can you be a faggot if you don't even have sex?
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's only faggot if a man kisses another man (on the lips) or touches his penis.

    
    Kissing a best friend on the mouth dry is not gay if it's a dry mouth
    
    Now if that tongue slips in
11. 2022-10-24 at 4:45 PM UTC in im really into special edition pop tarts
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Interesting, I had to stoop to elementary school level poop and fart jokes to find your sense of humor.

    
    It must of tickled your funny bone too for posting it
    
    Stop weezling out of with lies
12. 2022-10-24 at 4:39 PM UTC in im really into special edition pop tarts
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    That's like old school Mad Magazine or national Lampoon magazine
    
    
    
    I heard The Onion Magazine stopped prints which started in Madison WI, to compete with National Lampoon
    
    
    Every person I keep from TosZok nis fr9m Wisconsin is always some fucking douchbag
    
    Ape, HDL, Old man John (which was cool actually n not a spinoff of Tos) and finally Bradley
    
    But Wisconsin is the "Canada of the states" which everyone seeeeeems so niceeee
13. 2022-10-24 at 4:34 PM UTC in im really into special edition pop tarts
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    
    ^finally posts something funny
14. 2022-10-24 at 4:32 PM UTC in Taco Bell Loaded Grillers
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ
    
    2 of these fill me up so hard and so good. 1 of them satisfies my hunger. $1 a piece, at least for the DareDevil line-up. Heck of a deal, highly recommended by me, the health nut of the community. Thank you Jesus.

    
    1 dollar 2015
    
    8 dollar 2022
    
    Post Covid is evil
15. 2022-10-24 at 4:30 PM UTC in im really into special edition pop tarts
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor lol illegal poptards i think they might make cinamon roll flavor bop tards year round down south here in the old country
    
    me personally i like OG kush blu berry oG kush straw berry and OG kush cinnamon POG TARDS the best also chocolate chip is pretty good
    
    these days i dont have a toaster so if i want sweeties i just go to the donut shop but you can literally buy a lot of P-tarts for what donuts cost these days what with the dough shortage and what not

    
    We bought a case of the cin roll n we found out how gross they were
    
    Worst poptarts ever
    
    Chocolate strawberry sounds gross as fuck but blueberry iv had and they're on of my favorite
    
    Strawberry and cherry are the two top sellers for a reason.
    
    BOSTON CREAM PIE ARE SO SO BUT DOUBLE CHOCOLATE IS ONE OF MY FAVE
16. 2022-10-24 at 4:26 PM UTC in Mashed Potatos, Horsecock & Onions
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nice clean stove.

    
    He's in Appleton which is middle n upper middle class area outside of college town Go Badgers
17. 2022-10-24 at 4:24 PM UTC in Mashed Potatos, Horsecock & Onions
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    You're a fucking liar Brad
    
    
    It's made from pork meat and the intestinal skin as the casing
18. 2022-10-24 at 4:20 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's fine, vacuum sealed means it's good for like 3yrs…in reality that means 5.

    
    Vacuum raw fish? Out of the freezer?
19. 2022-10-24 at 4:14 PM UTC in Who would have thought that a short fry, 4 foot 9 inch negro would become NIS's most frequent poster (by a landslide)?
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Ur a pathetic, no-life having eternal loser also, Scron. Find a fucking friend, you hideous queer. ⚘❤

    
    ^Hates nice people's
    
    Clyde and Waluigi r decent peeps you 7 neck beast
20. 2022-10-24 at 4:11 PM UTC in Have you ever been in a fist fight?
    

    slide22 African Astronaut
    Wellhung is working for an agency
    
    He's frustrated his shill persona has failed all these years
    
    Go back to your fucking alien masters aka Fallen Angels you swine