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  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What's colonoscopied?

    The name's Oscopied. Collin Oscopied. The pleasure is all mine.


    A colonoscopy (koe-lun-OS-kuh-pee) is an exam used to look for changes — such as swollen, irritated tissues, polyps or cancer — in the large intestine (colon) and rectum. During a colonoscopy, a long, flexible tube (colonoscope) is inserted into the rectum

    From Mayo Clinic
  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Yeah I think on main or w/e runs adjacent to 680. There wasn't much wait I did the drivv thru then parked and wooded my chicken down while observing the store. Yeah man not much weight at all those guys know how to run an efficient operation and I must say that higher the best help because I pleasured the employees there they specifically mentioned that I gave them pleasure which I like I really like that a lot because the chicken gave me pleasure and it's good to know that I'm not only chickens do that but the customers give it back to the people

    Thank you for stopping by, You pleasured us so much driving through. we are so pleasured. OMG here is some extra waffle-flavored chicken sticks.

    come back and pleasure us more, Soon. it's our pleasure. OMG!
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    I don't have any gay jokes because I didn't want to offend all of your lifestyles
  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ It's a tightly-coiled old-school landline phone cord flavored with bubble gum and root beer.

    looks like colonoscopied coming out of a pooper
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor You’re so full of shit

    Guess you forgot you recently posted Cam raped you and admitted it 🤭… idiot


    Got damn it, they were cute stories until you pointed out the flaws.

    Off to the Rack for her!
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    anal beads across the teeth?
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost and it gets cold in winter time

    cold is what marks the change between seasons. There isn't actually a certain day it "suddenly becomes" winter or not and it's certainly not the same day every year

    There is. When the sun is stuck for three days at its position before reversing direction

    COLD WEATHER HAPPENED IN JUNE IN NYC
    BIGGEST SNOWFALL ON RECORD IN JUNE LIKE LATE 1990S because my kid was just born around then and even in Cali it was colder than normal that year



    explain that, scron
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Even worse

    Bro its 228 am here

    The fuck r u doing up besides schizoing out?

    I have to work thats why im up

    Ill smoke 2 pre work joints for you qmr, hopefully itll calm u down

    12:28am at that time

    I went to sleep. Got up at 8:30
    Going to do money ap in 15 minutes
    Thanks for spliffn a few for me
    Fist-bump
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by troon you're in a local bar, you've been there before, you get yelled at by some chinks, then you're the one who gets chucked out…

    what the fuck is wrong with you nigga?

    you groped the tranny, didn't you?

    No..because it was an obvious tranny and I wasn't drunk enough

    I can't say for sure they had ties to the owner but it's ok because the vibe was to weird at that evening and i was gonna bounce on my own because I normally didn't go solo to clubbn..

    it makes you the odd one out and trust me, 80s people watched people enter and if they're standing alone, it's a bad sign. Always have a drinking posse going in.

    Women are sociable and single
    guy are lurkers
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Scron is on a weird downward spiral of feedback lately

    We just can't get a reading

    Back to 6 more
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    I noticed she's associating nanometers tint to optics and scenes

    It's a common use in science fiction to use 535-555nm to give a (kek) quiet surreal feel and 5s are based


    Army/Navy/M.I.C. kills their own

    5 sides, 5 layers, 5 floors deep
    F77
    Hit that last side not retrofitted yet with Kevlar

    Soldiers and Saylors and Civilian Workers Are Expendables

    Bush And the Cheneys were never Republicans
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein 555

    And your avitar color scheme matches the wavelength -_-

    555nm




    Your schoolgirl outfit (yellow-green) would go nice with a $290 pair of Serengeti-specks-555nm Polaroid

  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    "No word on if the two crimes are related"






    I was looking for the larger group that were breaking into multiple stores boarded up



    Youtube seemed to have removed most not posted by news groups
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I ate at Walnut Creek chik-fil-A couple weeks.ago, there wasn't any jackers or busters in sight

    They cook the chicken special using pressure and peenit oil

    Is it on north main?

    What was the wait time or did you go inside?
    Also, sounds like u calln me a liar

    Pfft
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Apparently this dumbass likes extreme inflation and a economy in recession. How much does your bank account enjoy democrat policies?

    Yeah no shit huh

    It looks Libby but it's ad hoc af
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A dead guy won PA with an overwhelming majority of votes. Nothing fishy about that at all.



    Originally posted by slide22 You do know Dan's Bar, right speckles?
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They've already announced they'll need some time to tamper with the vote tabulators. Maybe a week or two. Election Day is a thing of the past now.

    Looks like it's happening again in the southwest

    Speedy territory
    Oath Takers gonna be watching?

    Apparently Dade County voted red in a mostly blue county. Hispanics are very conservative people
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Hiki @ his 20th high-school reunion

    "WELCOME TO MY MURDER SUICIDE"
  19. slide22 African Astronaut
    Lol txxxrail ban
  20. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cool story Brah

    He'll we said this in the 80s
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