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Posts by slide22

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You'll be dead soon.

    Oh a conspiracy nutcase I see.
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    ^ watched it last month with my 95 year old Fatha and he hit me with his cane like 3 times and said not to bring alcohol over for him anymore because I always get him to watch disturbing shit. The fucking nigger conscript in the German Army at age 15 rolling into Poland and He used to get drunk with his sister when I was 9 years old and try and give me kisses on the mouth along with my aunt. One time my aunt ate mett. It's like a spiced Raw ground pork that looks like liverwurst and she belched in my mouth while laughing and kissing me, and I honestly started to vomited and she beat me with her shoe and my father just laughed.

    They ran a Deli in Boston when I was a kid. I got beat up a lot from Portuguese and Irish kids when we moved to a town called New Bedford outside of Boston.

    I hate German people so much. My mother is from the UK and was 21 years younger. She had me young. But I also hate Welch family as well. They think they're an actual ethnicity but Welch people died off 500 years ago.

    Wellhung, are you German? You seem depressed like one
  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung selenium vs chromium

    Hi, Wellhung. You seem sad. Are you ok? You remind me of this character in this German film called "Angst"


  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's only for horizontal surfaces

    I bet y could put it on the ceiling if you found the right strength of proxy or cauking glue.

    I was amazed a dude put mirrors on his ceiling back when I was in highschool then realized the elaborate frame for the mirror was the cross joist on his older house and that the mirror was just a mirrored acetate like plastic. He just filled in between the spaces and stained the ceiling and added molding to smooth it off.
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Means you need another hit

    Come here. Sniff some with me , neighbor

    But the truth is I broke a crown off and glued it on with a blue light dental kit.


    I was dizzy for hours, called poison control to make sure I dun died and the lady doctor says " Wut you go an do that for" and said as long I'm not drinking it, it's pretty safe.

    I'm like " So why does it say toxic may cause death" and she said the level of super glue ingredience in home kits are mild and it's for dumb dumbs like me and that she had to answer more urgent calls.

    I said " Thank you Doctor, I love you for being direct with me"
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Viewing a television program entitled 'The Biggest Loser.'

    Are you a depress-bot?
  7. slide22 African Astronaut
    I got my 5th Covid Shot and Influenza shot and I'm having a hard time breathing with chills. My blood pressure is up and my head feels like I'm hungover

    Low grade fever. I'm breathing hot air in. My breath feels hot. I think this will be the last one I get. I'll just get flu shots and nothing else
  8. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost No it's just about POLITICS

    ^Fucking Fed, figures
  9. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra how did they fuck it up

    the only thing I remember was cartman singing it as fast as possible because he had OCD or something

    Because it is a very spiritual song like Journeys "Only the Young" and Boston's "More than a feeling"
  10. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Who cares

    Leave. Just leave now
  11. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster you can kick it here

    Thanks. Is Hunter Biden a meth head or a crack head? I'm not a user and can't tell
  12. slide22 African Astronaut
    Isn't the big 3 cable internet providers in USA Cox, Road Runner and Comcast? Viacom was pretty cool. Never had issues until Comcast bought them out and buttfucked everyone's shit. I hate this company
  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Durrrr use incognito mode and reset your modem for a new IP, does Reddit even verify your email address?

    I can't. It has a static IP when it should be dynamic. The Government most likely is behind it but I talk a lot of booboo about government corruption and now I can't even log in. I get a 404 and the dudes at my isp tell me " It shouldn't be like this"

    It's why I get DdOS lots and right now I'm on Verizon's new GMS service since they were once cdma only. But I think they purchased some ghetto server like niggernet or some racist name I just made up because you're all racist and I AM NOT

    Where do you live? LA?
  14. slide22 African Astronaut
    I got 4chan arrested. 3 days in /pol and 30 days for /x
    I never knew that if you get banned in one forum you could attend another. I just left on 4chan.

    Reddit however I could just make a new account but just like 4chan now reddit blocked my ip for posting a banned listed website. I'm really taken back on this because others have not.
    Is Reddit and 4Chan government contract or NSA? Not being paranoid, it could happen.
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    The wood one is decent. the Flake Floor looks like a corkboard but might look cool on a wall.


    the metalic is pretty sweet but maybe for a wall to make it look like it's in some futuristic look. like creating an Alien Ship theme bar.
  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Why did those 2 fucking slobgobblers fuck up a perfectly good Styx Song?

    Lets be honest, Come Sail Away was a classic ballad and they mucked it up with their little fat fuck of a nazi.
  17. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Coulda sworn it was 80.

    Well I hope you learned something of value here Miss Sophie.
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    .. and a priest is following behind.

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    Nancy and Glenn get married and have 2 Children

    Laquisha has 4 kids. Who is the Father of Laquisha's kids?

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