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  1. cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    welp, there it is, folks


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  2. Ghost Black Hole
    Key part being the "or similar" because onlyfans rejected my account. Said the picture pressing a red hot meth pipe against my foreskin was too graphic??? 🥵 Or are they just jealous. I do extreme 420 gamer Minecraft boysmell beta Trad content for all the hot and bothered 18 year olds that think all the guys at church are too boring and dumb and wants to date a sexy nerd bad boy gruffman
    Or at least have sex with him
    And because I'm the closest she can get in that small chipotle farm town, she pays $5 for access to my dicknbalz
    Yup. I took the pictures before making the account so I'm already losing money = time on this investment/idea

    Fuck porn kikes fucking selling me like human cattle that's what I am . My next shoot will be MAN BECOMES CATTLE and I will dress up like a bull stud that's gonna walk down there and fuck that entire field of cows
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  3. slide22 African Astronaut
    Here is the weirdest thing you may have a hard time believing

    in just a couple of months it will be the 10th anniversary that Lanny told me to take my meds.

    and I thought I just met him only 5 years ago until I cam across this old photo I saved.
    or was it from the archive I came across? hmm Either the library or just before archive pulled it

    remember I'v had mainly color theme user names until after Beige Warlock. maybe even a couple of more

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  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sevn So latest update on my weird sex life. Met some female dominatrix with a female sub. They come over to my house and the sub blows me or I fuck her, whatever the Dom tells me to do. It's absolutely insane. Tonight her punishment was for me to fuck her and cum on her face so she had to walk back to the car covered in my jizz.

    damn call penthouse forums thats a steamer right there , SPICY
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  5. Sevn Yung Blood [confab my linked clunch]
    So latest update on my weird sex life. Met some female dominatrix with a female sub. They come over to my house and the sub blows me or I fuck her, whatever the Dom tells me to do. It's absolutely insane. Tonight her punishment was for me to fuck her and cum on her face so she had to walk back to the car covered in my jizz.
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Oh yeah well i just smoked a weed pencil and I reelally "got the lead out"
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    if you have a personality how is that a disorder what do they want us to be fucking robots, fuck off fake medical bullshit to sell more zoloft and kike pills and tell you how much of a depression autism sociopath Narcisicxst drug addict cuboid because you smoke dust roy and carpet puddles and weigh 50lbs and have nchemical burns on your penis.

    Maybe its just what happens when you live too real and society has the disorder
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  8. troon African Astronaut
    when i was 15 i sprayed deodorant down on my crotch for when my gf was gonna give me a bj. she actally stopped sucking to ask if that's what i'd done and when i said yes she laughed, but not in an amused way, more like in a "you fucking arse" sort of way, and it wasn't a good bj after that.

    i never sprayed my balls again. slide22 is telling it straight, don't do that shit
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  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by blaster master And gagged when she sucked it lol.

    When I was like 16 I was massaging my girlfriend's back with aloe vera gel, and then licking her afterwards because I thought it'd be hot. She goes "why are you licking up the aloe vera?" and I was like "uhhhhhh"
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    I knew a nigga that had a fetish for painted nails and i'm into some weird shit but this getting beyond bottom right. Wit until he gets real meth and not kiddie diet meth

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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Rob the food bank . OPEN THE VAULT AND GIVR ME ALL DA BEEF JERKERY NOBODY GETS HURT

    This is genius they will never see it coming like raping a blind woman
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Inshallah
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lanyard confirmed he's discontinuing the site at the end of the year. This is our final 7 weeks or so, folx. God bless your precious little fucking hearts.
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole


    Sippin on some syzurp

    Sipp sippin on some Sipp

    Sippin on some syzurp 🎵
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  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost How you get red ming dye

    Use redstone?
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  16. Kafka sweaty
    Maybe this one

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  18. Aldra is now chained to a wall and being subjected to a death by a thousand cuts. Word around town is he's actually enjoying it.
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  19. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  20. Ghost Black Hole
    You must not know much about other countries to have such generalizations, none of that is even remotely close to true and you people are all obviously living in republican right wing echo chambers.

    The leader of the "state" I live in is CONSERVATIVe the majority voted for a CONSERVATIVE his name is Doug Ford and if you think he is a liberal you are a fucking idiot

    HE'S THE CANADIAN TRUMP!!!!!!! OMG FGUYS


    meanwhile on the internet YEAH AND THOSE FAGGOT CANADIANS ALL THINK GUNS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL WTF!!!! THEY ARE ALL PUSSY SHITHOLE FAGGOTS AND IF I SAW THEM SMOKING WEED IN MY STATE I WOULD CALL THE DEA FEDS, TAKE OUT MY RIFLE AND BLOW THEIR FRIGGIN HEAD OFF *spits out straw* YEEEEHA!!!! FUCK YOU JOE BRANDON!

    Americans folx.... LAand of the COMMERCIAL BREAK home of the whoopers
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