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Posts That Were Thanked by in da crawlspace - number sleven

  1. Ghost Black Hole
    appears to be a nigger fucking a kike
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  2. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven sadly he was squished like a bug under his trukka, but he had a lyfe insurance policy to take after his girlfriend and daughter thankfully they will be provided for

    She then gets back with ex and they live happily ever after?

    One thing I will add. If she's telling him "Don't go back on there ever again because you have creeps on there..etc etc" it's like a One woMAN Cult leader. I'v been told this by GiGi

    Shit maybe I should listen to her.
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  3. Originally posted by Haxxor Alex has really come a long way 😵‍💫


    All of that is 100% true, though. He was way ahead of the game.
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  4. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I have to admit I miss the guy.
    It's like something is missing.

    I found Fona's before and after Afghan photo

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  5. Haxxor Space Nigga


    Send in the evangelical christians
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I called but a fuy identify himself as vlodomeyer and I got scared they'd come give me a spicy doorbob

    HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN SCIENTIST THE OLD SPICY DOORKNOB, VLADIMIR?
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  7. I am a quadruple agent. Freelance. I pose as a good guy posing as a bad guy posing as a good guy posing as a bad guy. It works for me.
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  8. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Best of luck young padawan.
    We are all rooten for ya.
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  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Are you implying martha stewart or as they called her in prison "Stuart Little" or stuart BIGBUCKS MAMA has a penis???

    Because that would be quite

    in that case i'd let her tenderize me like a steak and flip me over and stuff me like one of her maple glaze dinner roasts OOOOOOG EYEAAAAAHHH AHHHHHHH!!!!!! MARTHY MOMMY IT IS A GOOD THING!!!
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  10. Ghost Black Hole
    every time i order a expresso shot it takes like 10 mins for them to fire up the machine

    I thought it was EXPRESSo not takeyourfuckingtimemakingmycoffeeO
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    id smoke weed and eat her ass
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  12. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Oh my god
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  13. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 That's his physical defect that you're making fun of, it's scar tissue from when he got bit in the face by a German shepherd. Literary everyone ends up asking him if he has a chaw in, and he doesn't he's just lumpy there from the trauma.

    *Keys up the mike on my president George Lincoln CB with 200 watt linear amplifier* "WEEEEEEEL PIGFUCKERS THIS IS OKEYDOKEY ROLLING THINDER NORTHBOUND GONNA SLAM EM PIGS TODAY OOOWOOOOOEEEEE GET OUT OF MY WAY AND YOU WONT GIT HIRT"

    Oh gee I'm sorry for Fona.

    Used to do a sudden boot on me from chat just as a power trip. Then gets booted out himself by panny or someone else.

    But I hope he does well and she doesn't do to him what she did to hubby while he's gone doing work.

    Classic wife alone meets plumber


    Also I figured out why my mic didn't work last night in the potato club
    . LOL. I didn't pull it down on the headphones. It muy nu bt headset. Shitty range though. So perfect for my Chromebook. I got an Acer for 150 bucks, 17.5 in screen. Fuckers sweet. But it's android. I wanted to use it and buy a synth controller to record sheet music and layer on it but android probably doesn't have software. Might try and install Linux on it.

    Anyways, Fona I'm just messing. I hope you enjoy the road life. Ports pay more for loads .. do a run for long beach or oakland
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by blaster master Yeah or like crawlspace said, he'll mail you a cup of his pee pee because he's kinky like that if you pay to overnight it.

    inb4 you paypal him $50 and he fedexes you a turd
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking libtards
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  16. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven yeah man i hear you weel can throw back a few brews once it gets dark out if you want ( on vijeo chat ) but are you gonna literary chill down and drink with us or just hide offcam and smell your finger like some people do heard

    weel keep it classy and not throw around the inward all willynilly casue i know theres ( maybe ) glowies amongstus

    smell my finger? LOL WTF

    Yeahbut I have to go to work a few hours first. and go get some weed before it gets too late. ill be back around 8:30 or 9pm ish. ill park in the garage and use my MiFi to tune in

    PM me the room name you're in later on
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  17. blaster master victim of incest
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  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Phantom 309 mother fucker
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  19. Originally posted by blaster master It'll be daylight in a few hours over there, brew up some black coffee, sniff a little tek tek if you're so inclined and get out there and find that bitch, it's hiding in some bushes and when you find it you'll have a chuckle.

    You are a decent sort you can come over to my house and fuck my early 20s half-sister anytime you feel like it.
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  20. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by blaster master Honestly it's that feeling why I buy only cheap tools. I have had so many nice tools lost or stolen that now I only buy crap. When I disappears I'm not even mad about it.

    I always try to keep two turn key running vehicles in my possession, because no ones gonna help a ninja when shits bad.

    I've had all my tools stolen three times.
    Fuck Snap-On at this point the cheap shit still gets the job done.
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