I listen to classical in my car and I was driving to the bar one evening with a buddy who had recently broken up with his wife and she called him...she heard the classical music in the background and started asking him where he was, he smiling at me said "I'm at the Symphony downtown what do you want" and then after a few seconds of her talking he said "Shhh this is a good bit".
She got mad at him and said "how come you are going to places like that but when you were with me you'd only ever take me to hooters?"
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But U gotta clean ur hands & nails. They have a special solution to get rid of all that shit if u really wanna take her out & her be interested.
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I think it was super cute, & if she doesn’t meet u for coffee she’s lame
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Originally posted by blaster master
Bet.
OOOOoOoHhhh NO! LOL 😂
oh my goodness.
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Originally posted by blaster master
wish i could bud, but there's a word for doing that, it's called kidnapping.
you spelled romance wrong
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your other option is to ride your motorbike in the front doors and down the muffler aisle, snatch her up and take her to your trailer park junk fortress by force
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Don’t ever send her any nude or underwear pics tho, playboy
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Or that if worst came to worst & she had coffee w you, you would definitely be paying, she has nothing to lose. Playa move
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Showing up to someone you don't know with gifts for them is pretty much as creepy (as the young kids like to say) and cringy (and the not so young..but still pretty young kids like to say) as a young nigga in love can get.
Just the facts ma'am.
I don't care who you are, if you just randomly bring me gifts, you're automatically kinda cool and now I'm intrigued further. Moar gifts ploxen
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2023-01-10 at 6:49 AM UTC
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Something just happened
aldra
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by not being direct he thought he had a chance and kept pushing it, now if you ever need to go to the cops there's no space for him to argue
if you ever need to your best bet is to hit the solar plexus as hard as you can, will give you plenty of t ikme to follow up or get away
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2023-01-10 at 6:11 AM UTC
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sexy product idea
OooooooooOooo fuck I can fill a Ronny with dat one there towve
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frala
Avant garde shartist
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should have prison shanked er
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My phone number is the number 8
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Originally posted by jerryb
So what should I do about it? Take a rifle to the airport and shoot up the place. I live in reality and you and I are just small cogs in the wheel.
You should engage with Vinny and let him distract you from normal conversation. That's the key.
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My IRA uncle is on his way out which is good news, he killed my dad’s friend, tried to kill my dad’s sister with a car bomb and suggested putting me in a psych ward. What’s bothering me is I keep getting this intrusive image in my head of food hanging out of his mouth when he’s talking now like a large piece of bacon with the fat attached and my aunt has to keep putting it back in his mouth. I can’t get the image out of my head.
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Poastin in a sweaty thread
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Hey were those burgers fire fire by chance? I was just wondering.
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