Martha Stewart is a little baddy cock-trap 80 years old but her hips still work good

1. 2022-10-16 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #21
   in da crawlspace - number sleven Houston

   Originally posted by troon bottom left worked out. bottom right, i dunno not monstrous i suppose?
   
   the others are fucked up, should have left well alone
   
   i know someone who got a face lift, and she didn't even need it. but it left her barely any different except she's now really self-conscious because she scrutinizes her face so much. she thinks her eyes are changing shape every week, and they haven't changed at all. she was pretty normal before it.

   
   yeah man i hear you and whats with those chicks with tiny titties going around getting boob jobs running around with their new chest popping like little fuckdolls
2. 2022-10-16 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #22
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Haxxor Hauleey Wood bae bae
   
   

   
   Lol ur not any of them. 😂
3. 2022-10-16 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   id smoke weed and eat her ass
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4. 2022-10-16 at 10:59 PM UTC

   #24
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   “Her” lol calm down
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5. 2022-10-16 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Are you implying martha stewart or as they called her in prison "Stuart Little" or stuart BIGBUCKS MAMA has a penis???
   
   Because that would be quite
   
   in that case i'd let her tenderize me like a steak and flip me over and stuff me like one of her maple glaze dinner roasts OOOOOOG EYEAAAAAHHH AHHHHHHH!!!!!! MARTHY MOMMY IT IS A GOOD THING!!!
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6. 2022-10-17 at 12:58 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol ur not any of them. 😂

   
   Not sure what that’s ⬆️ even supposed to mean
   
   maybe you should go lie down
7. 2022-10-17 at 1:17 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga
   Everyone feels more comfortable when they’re surrounded by people who look like them. That’s why Martha Stewart bought Connecticut.
8. 2022-10-17 at 1:36 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
9. 2022-10-17 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #29
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   habba babba
10. 2022-10-17 at 2:58 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Martha, though. How can you have a woman named Martha? That's like a woman having a guy named Horace.
11. 2022-10-17 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #31
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Haxxor Not sure what that’s ⬆️ even supposed to mean
    
    maybe you should go lie down

    
    U don’t look like any of them? lol Get it 😂
12. 2022-10-17 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #32
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol so dumb
13. 2022-10-17 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #33
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    “ I don’t get it” lol that monument ur actually dumb
14. 2022-10-17 at 7:02 AM UTC

    #34
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    ooooooo mama
15. 2022-10-17 at 11:52 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by DontTellEm “ I don’t get it” lol that monument ur actually dumb

    
    Y U always so miserable? Does it suck that much 2 B U?
16. 2022-10-17 at 12:47 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    lets keep it on topic fellas
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17. 2022-10-18 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #37
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by troon i just looked up Martha Stewart and she's still alright for 81, if i was in my eighties and my bits were still working, i'd be hot for her though she'd probably getting ploughed by some 70 year old whipper snapper

    
    😂😂
18. 2022-10-18 at 3:54 AM UTC

    #38
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    
    faceapp'd