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2022-12-26 at 3:46 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWatching movies dumble
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2022-12-26 at 3:32 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBeing Mr Watchmin
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2022-12-26 at 3:31 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..My mfw face w when I'm watching for hard with my GF on Christmas and now we gonna watch scrooged 1988 starting bill Murray and I'm drunk as shit like 8 shots and 12 beers deep and been reading about 4th 5th 6th generation military planes and go to Reddit dot com slash arrr slaghts non credible defence a lot then go to arrrrr slash fusion and then there is no and then I just wasted your time nigga merry chtistamvs loser
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2022-12-23 at 2:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-12-23 at 6:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust jerked off to my girlfriend. She's asleep and was right beside me and I got all hard and shit but didn't want to wake her up so I just jerked off to videos of us having sex, whole laying beside her and lightly feeling her butt and thighs.
Now I'm just hanging out with one of my cats and vaping weed and reading defense forums
I am interested in fighter jets -
2022-12-21 at 2:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....The saying goes "roofing the day..."
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2022-12-21 at 11:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-12-21 at 11:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-12-20 at 10:02 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentButter tits
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2022-12-20 at 2:54 PM UTC in Hey mMr Qmin ("mmQ") Jared "Jarinold" mmQinaman WilkinsIt is a good recommendation thread, just not 4or ue
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2022-12-18 at 3:01 AM UTC in SCHIZOPHRENIA COMPASSDon't let Aldra get away with this
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2022-12-18 at 2:41 AM UTC in Hey mMr Qmin ("mmQ") Jared "Jarinold" mmQinaman WilkinsGreat post once again by the way:
Originally posted by mmQ Do you think it would be difficult to be a police officer and essentially not allow your badge and potential authority over others to get to your head?
Like I would like to BELIEVE that if I hypothetically were a cop, I would be a 😎 one. The kids on the streets would refer me to as Uncle Wren because I'd always stop to shoot some hoops with them in their respective driveways as I patrol my beat.
I like to think I'd watch my area with diligence and respond to all matters with extreme efficiency. I would ignore all obvious trap houses and drug dealings, garnering the respect of those individuals without ever once talking down on them, threatening them, or lording my authority over them. In fact, I would do all this simply by a nod of the head and a quick wave of the PEACE SYMBOL; no words, ever.
I would respond to all domestics by politely knocking and waiting for the door to be opened by any occupants, never knocking overly loudly or aggressively or demanding anything. Id simply announce myself as officer Wrenald and "I'd just like a quick word and I'll try and get out of your hair and on my way."
If nobody answered I would assume it's because someone is dead having been bludgeoned to death by a spouse or family member, and I would kick the door in in one fell swoop, gun drawn, and shoot everyone in sight that isn't dead, directly in their stomachs, incapacitating them temporarily while I didn't call for backup and thought about what to do next.
I would come to the conclusion that I may as well enjoy the moment while it lasts, and so if approach each still living individual and if they were able to, offer them the opportunity to explain the situation from their perspective and help me release I've perhaps made a mistake.
Shortly after they start talking I would stare into their eyes earnestly listening to their pleas for a few moments then I'd shoot them in the forehead. At no point will I have displayed my badge, or uttered a single word regarding my authority.
I'd then call for backup with a little embellishment, maybe just as simple as a "it was like this when I got here, I don't know. Just send EVERYONE."
Then I'd reload my weapon, walk outside. Approach any 'lookey-loos' that might be standing nearby, and also shoot them in their foreheads.
When backup arrived, I'd quickly beckon as many officers toward me to debrief them of the massacre, this telling them "It was all me. And for no reason either… Ha."
Then I'd shoot as many as them in the forehead as I could before saving a final bullet and turning the gun on myself.
And aside from my announcement as officer Wrenald, I never mentioned my authority, never abused it, and never showed a badge.
edited to add a gif of the identical way I would be as a cop
Based on this post I would PLEASE LIKE TO MAKE YOU A MOVIE RECOMMENDATION:
MIAMI BLUES starring ALEX BALD ONE
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2022-12-18 at 1:34 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2022-12-17 at 11:06 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMore like anal avengers
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2022-12-17 at 11:06 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Exactly that's what I'm saying. Either walk away if it's not worth killing someone over (others would interpret this like "just take the L and give them the W and move on").
Or just kill them.
Either way, stop wasting your time.
Just kil then if it's important and accomplish your goal. Deal with the consequences later by killing all the bad consequence people. -
2022-12-17 at 11:03 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Just kill everyone you disagree with
The world is way more complicated with all this gay jedious peace and love shit
Whatever happened to just killing anyone who disagreed with you?
Man this century so faggot and gay
Just kill everyone who disagrees with you
Politics, gay, just kill everyone who disagrees with you
Enough bullshit and enough TALKING THINGS OUT, just kill everyone who disagrees with you
The benefit of operating like this is that if someone disagrees with this policy or tries to argue it's morality or effectiveness, it's clear what to do: you should just kill them
This gives you very high social velocity towards accomplishing whatever goal you want to accomplish.
Then you have to deal with the consequences of the previous actions. Very simple:
If someone disagrees that you should not be reported or prosecuted then you should just kill them.
The success of this method relies entirely upon you picking the timings for your kills wisely and figuring out when the disagreement is large enough to just kill people over. And also on you acting fast and efficiently.
Otherwise if it's not worth killing someone over then you just shouldn't even care and move on with your life. Just drop the issue.
Other people see it as "losing", you just have priorities. If you disagree with someone and it's not worth killing them over then it's not worth bothering to pursue that disagreement. Just move on.
Otherwise if someone really disagrees with you on something serious and tries to stop you from achieving your intended outcome, just kill them -
2022-12-17 at 10:57 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMore like Artificial Asstelligence
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2022-12-17 at 10:56 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentAA more AGay
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2022-12-17 at 10:56 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentMore like Asslickers Anonymous
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2022-12-17 at 10:55 PM UTC in About to hit $4000 Mac Studio with M1 UltraI just hit it with a sick burn mann
