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  1. Steven African Astronaut


    SHE LOOKS GAY TOO LOL
  2. Steven African Astronaut
    HOW FUCKING GAY HE THINKS MISS JOVANNA IS GORGEOUS LOLOL

    LOL

    LOL
  3. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Nah honestly the prettiest girl at the ball, or at the mall, or anywhere to be frank, would hands down have to be none other than the stunning and gorgeous Miss Jovanna!

    This gorgeous beauty has this wonderful face and beautiful long flowing dark hair that cascades down her back like a silky black waterfall, and this beautiful dark brown wide eyed eyes with bright bright blue eye make up perfectly and a nose that you would just want to kiss and kiss again and just love every second of it.

    She has this wonderful beautiful smile that just makes you want to be near her and be able to see it at every moment of your life, the way that she smiles has got to be the most delicious smile to look at.

    In short, if I am asked to pick my top five, or even top ten most gorgeous looking women in the world, or at the ball, or the mall, or in a hat or with a cat, my answer would be Miss Jovanna for every one of them.

    MMQ AND MISS JOVANNA SITTING IN A TREE

    K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    FIRST COMES MALL

    THEN COMES BALL

    THEN COMES SOMETHING ELSE THAT RHYMES, LIKE SAUL.
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wow…you really like the idea of cottaging don't you.

    Not the first time you've been exposed to a new form of sexual deviancy by an old man huh?

    I bet you've been "riding your bike" in the park twice a day now…

    haha ur an old man
  5. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup that's it…speed reading has it's advantages…and it's disadvantages.

    has it is disadvantages and it is disadvantages
  6. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson In my mind I was looking for "Italian" and "meatballs"

    I didn't see the VEGAN or the MEATLESS until I got home…and even then I only noticed the "VEGAN" and not the "MEATLESS".

    A perfect example of how your brain can trick yourself into only seeing what you want to see.

    OK now do climate change
  7. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Planning to go to work for my regular 8 hours today and skip the OT so that I'm able to sort of take it easy just in case.

    take it easy = giving up half your waking hours
  8. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol broke dick

    you wish I was broke lol
  9. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Depends on the species.

    Humans - The Uterus
    Sea Turtles- from an egg on the beach
    Furry Creatures from beta Centuri - the elbow.

    my mom says babeies come from stocks
  10. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost says whom

    its just more Big Milk propaganda
  11. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I used to know a woman who talked to her cat and it talked back, but I didn't call 1-800-WITCHED.

    Yeah I'm not surprised you knew a woman like that.
  12. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't know, I go to Walgreens, CVS don't take my insurance so fuck em I say.

    lol capitalism
  13. Steven African Astronaut
    ?
  14. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just buy them from the roach coach nigger.

    is that like cottaging
  15. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson focused on the balls
  16. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because of the random nature of…nature. Next question.

    where do baby come from
  17. Steven African Astronaut
    but then I'll spill the colonels
  18. Steven African Astronaut
    You need to look up frijoles charros and start making them instead of whatever this is.
  19. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I was in a convenience store the other day and the young Arab man working was wearing a colorful "Diana princess of wales" shirt and I was wearing a Malcolm X shirt so I was like "I like yo shirt mang" and yebqas like "thanks I like yours too….I like the colors" when he should have said "FUCK WHITEY" or something. Shirts are awesome. I'm glad we had this talk

    are you 21
  20. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What is your definition of the world?



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What is your definition of the world?

    What is YOUR definition of climate change!!!

    What is YOUR definition of drought!!!
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