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2018-04-16 at 1:46 AM UTC in Do you ever realise worrying was never worth it?I like worrying about things. Don't tell me what to do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-14 at 7:19 PM UTC in New information on KinkouAll these thirsty niggas tryna get at Fonaplats' girl and they haven't even thought to call him first on the Fona-fone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-12 at 4:16 AM UTC in Social Things...I have a really unusual skill that allows me to say anything to one person, even in the context of a larger group, and ensure that only my target hears me. Sometimes I'll just say something really fucked up and they'll look around, open-mouthed, unsure how nobody else overheard. I don't know how I developed this, but I use comedic timing and I think it's appreciated.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-13 at 12:01 AM UTC in Things you could say during sex or at a family dinner table"Kids, stop eating, we're going to pray first."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-13 at 12:49 AM UTC in Fox Paws, try an empathogen?
Originally posted by Fox Paws That’s a good question. It’s a possibility. It just depends on a lot of factors I think. So we’ll have to see
Good luck, nigga. I hope you don't let her manipulate her way back into your life. I hope you get her on that plane and say goodbye one last time before going home to this other girl and fucking the life out of her.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-12 at 4:09 AM UTC in This place has too many mentally ill people.I think you just named the new moderator team.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-10 at 3:28 PM UTC in I need help sounding smartIs it for Kinkou?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-10 at 8:30 PM UTC in Is anyone else into this type of woman?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-09 at 5:55 PM UTC in Malice suicide threadIf Malice decided to check out, I guarantee it wouldn't be at the request of a wannabe psychopathic adolescent from the internet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-10 at 6:26 PM UTC in hey mal how does it feel to get raped by a totse member?Imagine if Bill Krozby's district attorney picked up the case out of personal interest and made an account to gather testimonies from us about his character. That would top almost anything we've ever done as a community.
Shout-out to law enforcement: I am willing to provide testimony about the rape Bill Krozby has admitted to, as well as making myself available as a character witness to corroborate any and all things you may have read about him on the board. Please feel free to PM me anytime and I will reply within one business day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-09 at 1:11 AM UTC in Hey y'all... Is this the current "Totse"?I think he means that few of us have achieved anything noteworthy. I don't think that's entirely true, though. Philosoraptor completed a PhD in philosophy, IIRC. Zok is working on a plantation somewhere. Silverfuck and ManCannon were imprisoned for robbing a pharmacy, and at least one of them got deported. I've created the most successful animal rights thread in the history of the internet. This forum produces winners, the proof is right in front of us.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-07 at 8:57 PM UTC in ITT: Lanny apologizes to -SpectraL for years of administrative abuse
Originally posted by -SpectraL Having served thus far as an especially whiny snitch of a tattletale shit, he's in no position to be anyone's council.
-SpectraL, you are a valuable contributor to this community, and some would even make the controversial claim that you are the true scion of the Totse legacy.
Tell us, what are you feeling right now about Lanny apologizing? Do you think it will end the era of BBS injustice, or is there more work to be done?
Originally posted by Lanny Hmm, yeah, I do frequently complain about not enough moderation and then start crying like a little bitch when moderation actually happens. I guess I am a bit of a hypocrite.
Lanny, you've been a faithful leader who considers the struggle that everyday users face when they come here to post. Undoubtedly, you've faced challenges as an administrator, but you have bravely conquered them all. Some would say that you did so in an authoritarian manner, however. How do you respond to these patriots?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-08 at 7:04 AM UTC in I used to send notes to myself in the future, but now I need my help...When I was little, I would write notes addressed to 'future me' telling him about my thoughts and wishes for the future so that he might remember to actualize them. I would seal them in a business envelope and print my address, accompanied by an instruction for the postman in red marker: "DELIVER IN 7 YEARS" so that it could get to me at a strategic moment, perhaps as I'm about to make a critical decision which might benefit from the moral perspective of a more primordial self. I had a very serious attitude about this ritual, but my parents thought it was adorable and hilarious. They didn't even bother to tell me that stamps were required. I stopped writing these letters when I turned 13.
I got the first letter when I was 11. I had written it when I was four. It said, "Hi Zanick, be nice to everybody. You have to be the President one day, and being nice is your job." I thought it was my parent's sick attempt to humiliate me for their amusement, and I killed the family pet in retaliation.
The second letter came two years later. This one was different, with the foundations of social maturity coming into the foreground of my past intellectual development, "Zanick, I hope you're still playing baseball. When we grow up, you'll play for the Cubs. You'll be a Senator, and you'll be married to Abby from next door." Abby moved the Summer after I wrote that letter. I don't believe in Senators. I quit little league after reading that letter. I thought it was really weird that my parents wanted me to keep doing something that I liked. They got divorced, so they deserve an unruly child.
More letters came over the years. I won't go over them all now. My priorities were very typical, so I'm sure you can imagine what trivial things I might've written. I arrived at the conclusion that my parents had managed to come to an arrangement with a very fucking stupid postal office worker whose job is to make little queers' wishes come true through a risky exploitation of our tax dollars. I came to accept that the letters were from a younger me, but I still thought of them as ultimately useless and embarrassing.
The letter I never expected arrived in my first year of college. It was delivered to my dorm. Under the door. There was no return address, but the handwriting was mine. I hadn't set up address forwarding with the post office, so I didn't know how it found me. I only asked, "How is our sister doing?" followed by instructions to send the response to a PO box and label to deliver it seven years ago. Figuring it was an elaborate prank from my roommate, I simply wrote on a piece of paper, "Sister is good. I killed her, cut off her face and started wearing it and imitating her voice wherever I went. People love it." I addressed it to the PO box and brought it personally to the post office. I thought it was funny, now that my disgusting parents weren't behind it. I had no reason to suspect that this could cause me trouble later on, and I didn't get another letter until a few months ago.
The handwriting was mine. No return address. "DELIVER IN 7 YEARS" was stamped on the front. My reply had been taken as a command, in both poetic abstraction and in the most literal, visceral sense possible. There were photos included: a ghastly slideshow of my evil sister, decapitated and sewn back up, limbs reversed and showing signs of deterioration around the stitchings, along with a final Polaroid of me wearing her face. Frightened, I called my sister immediately. She answered, so I quickly called her a faggot and hung up. This was just an unbelievable Photoshop job. I typed in large font, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't contact me again or I'll call the police" and I printed that message, and then I sent it to the same PO box.
Six weeks ago, another letter came. This time, I was mocking me for having failed to dispatch of my horrible sister, that I'd killed her in another life and supplanted her role in the family. I'd graduated high school early and gotten into a good pre-law program on a scholarship and scored a crucial internship at a Chicago firm. I became the lawyer she'd always dreamed of being herself; I took her life and I lived it exactly how she would have, and every day it gets me off like no drug in the world. I get to be superior, just like her; entitled and proud and presiding as queen amidst the chaos. I was shallow, derisive, and venomous. All the things that tormented me in my youth, I had appropriated to create my own permanent, enlightened narcissism.
Every day since I've received a minimum of three letters from me, seven years ago. All of them ridicule my weakness, my diligence and diplomacy. All of them promise my destruction, and I assure me that there is a way to breach the thin barrier between my selves and that there would be no stopping me. I include pictures of buildings in our town being demolished, which I can simultaneously visit because they're still there for me, and I think he means them to serve as proof that we, in fact, occupy two different worlds. Sometimes the envelopes have hair and fingernails in them. More recently, he's been predicting shootings in the city to demonstrate his growing awareness of our side. I live in two universes, and I from one am trying to kill me in the other.
I've written a series of letters asking for help and advice, but this time with the instruction, "DELIVER IN 7 YEARS". I await a reply.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-08 at 5:15 AM UTC in If your country had to go to war with one other country, and you were in charge of that war, which country would you choose and how would you attack?I would run for President in 2028. I will be old enough and, based on my novice calculations, it will be a good year to run as a Democrat. I will then mobilize hundreds of thousands of troops in the Northeast across the Canadian border, rolling over the snow and the maples to seize the cities of Toronto and Montreal. I would execute all of the civilians (minus the baseball teams) and raze their buildings to the ground. Then I would construct a tunnel using US infrastructure funding that leads all the way from Mexico to Quebec, allowing the Hispanics to safely colonize their new territory.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-06 at 11:37 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I hope he's having a fabulous trip. I hope he never sees this post, but I like Narc. He's funny and clever, and I think he's handsome too, even though I've never seen what he looks like. Absolutely beautiful cock. I've got a laminated copy on my wall ever since he first posted it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-06 at 5:49 AM UTC in My gf broke up with me todayYou ought to hit her, she's got it coming.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-04 at 9:03 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, while here 1337 got a fucked infection in his groin/thighs on both sides and instead of listen to me and take care of it properly in the beginning, he's now in the hospital,needed emergency surgery at 4am on Saturday edit: morning (he got the ER Friday night, had a second surgery Monday, and as I post this,he's in for another surgery now. Last surgery,they nicked the artery and he almost bled out. The area they cleaned out like is nothing but exposed blood vessels and they are trying to transfer him somewhere else for plastic surgery to fix this shit. He's been all fucked up.
Just thought I'd mention that. Before all that, I was in the hospital regarding complications with my pregnancy and epilepsy. I was really fucked up there for a while… Still am,and now dealing with this shit too.
If it can go wrong, it will go wrong, is what I've found to be true in my life. Oh and they were only giving him 4mg of morphine,the whole hospital is out of hydromorphone, and fucking he's been in extreme pain. I've just been giving him T-PAIN through his central line they got in him and that's the only thing really working.
I hate fucking doctors. Fingers crossed I don't become a widow before we're even married a month and have a baby growing up without a father. Pisses me off he didn't listen to me and take care of himself before it got this bad.
What sort of hospital runs out of pain medicine?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-04 at 4:19 PM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop posting in zanick's gay ass meat thread.You can try if you think that will work. I tried. It didn't work. I think we should kill it another way: everyone should start posting in it even more, filling it with increasingly relevant content until it's oversaturated, choking itself to death on the swollen fruits of meaningful discussion.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-31 at 7:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-31 at 7:22 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
