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Posts by Back Lane Madders

  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    My dick feels like a pinch on the tip and then I have to make tinkles
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I would probably kill myself over a severe cough or cold

    You would be jumping the gun


    You have to wait it out

    Who knows, maybe some really hawt lost soul is walking by and you saved her and now have someone to cuddle with while she then murks you and brings in her clan to take over your survival base.
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo The name "Mandela effect" is itself a form of Mandela effect because it's falsely implying that anyone ever thought Nelson Mandela died in prison. He would be completely insignificant and not a household name and nobody would even have an image of him in their minds eye because he'd have been in prison. Idk who's idea it was to start categorizing false memories under the banner of a false memory but they should stop fucking with people. You can't just breeze past the fact that the name of the phenomena itself is an example of false inserting a memory. It's meta gay

    Not true, the whole appartied movement was to get him out of prison since the 1960s, Sudo

    That shit went on for decades. It was maybe 5 years prior to his final release that perhaps a false report occured of his death however no one could find the news story stating this. As if it had been erased from the AP archives

    But tons of people stated they recall hearing it in the news.

    Perhaps he did die and the man released was a body double to shift the shutdown of British Rule by those in power. Who knows
  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra The Mandela Effect is the phenomena of people remembering things (usually at least 10 years or so in the past) differently from what is recorded, and takes its name from people falsely believing Nelson Mandela was a pacifist instead of a terrorist.

    One thing I absolutely remember reading in the bible that no longer exist is

    The lion shall lay down with the lamb" but now it's Wolf and lamb will eat together"

    I remember hearing on the news, though vaguely, Nelson Mandela died and like millions of people sworn witnesd. Both these facts had changed.

    But they say we confused it with other information.


    Old songs may come into play. Book of Isaiah, 6,the chapter, Lion shall lay down with the lamb

    And it was written in Revelation as well.

    'shrugs'
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley it's not making up when it's facts presented to you, just an attempt at homoerotic deflection of things you are ashamed of

    Shut the fuck up. You're now in wariat mode with your postcounts
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Twinkie the kid paul wazokswi said he would give me $5000 USD to purchase weapons and explosives in the name of allah. I am considering defrauding his domestic terrorist organization to purchase cocaine and run away to mexico


    If snow melts while snowboarding is it now waterboarding?
  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster The only preparation you need for nuclear disaster is a pistol or a cyanide pill

    That's arcade mode. People forming survival gangs to collectively steal from other ones.


    The objective is to place solar panels into position, and figure out how to camo them from detection and stand guard of your shit and then remove them at night to keep from being stolen or damaged

    Everything is locked underground in a bunker.


    Go up to surface for some sun for an hour or two a day and th rest of the time keep your mind busy doing art projects or fixing shit or building new things.


    Hope you never get a serious infection or God forbid, a sudden Appendicitis

    Yo might as well roll over and accept your faith
  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I would have pissed on him and said "drink up"

    I just drove off and chuckled a bit. Somehow that was my job to get him a drink as well.


    Maybe it was. I'm not rich. The rich are selfish cunts

    But then again most of these homeless are selfish cunts who could easily find work. Manpower is a company that needs tons of peeps for holding up stop signs at construction sites.

    Or setting up road blocks, cones, collecting cones, etc. Shoveling dirt or helping move debris
  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You will sooner be killed by your cholesterol or heart or some shit than nuclear war

    Prolly. But people who think like the don't prepare.
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Fuck your fried chicken I'm glad it was dry

    I gave it to a homeless guy but kept the combo meal drink. He looked at me and said, thanks Mr, but then said. "What, no drink" ?
  11. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I'll abuse ur douchebag

    Doesnt follow
  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster not even close 👍

    West Coast
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The 1/4 acre I've put an offer in on has water/electricity/cable but not sewer so I'll need to put a septic on it…it's far enough outside of houston that it's rural but close enough that the mentioned utilities are available. I went to see it on Saturday and it's perfect…if a little small…I'd prefer more land but then I'm not getting any younger etc so I thought fuck it and put an offer in.

    That's great. I'm happy for you. It's not near any target areas of interest like a depot base or infrastructure like electrical power plant?


    I mean I came to realize there is an army base wich might defeat rural from strike advantages

    But then again, those would be the heaviest protected.

    I wanted to stay clear of such things. People can laugh at this as being paranoid but realistically this world is fucked. Even if Russia ends this war soon. The buildup of NATO is just a matter of time. 5-10 years before a major trigger event is my guess. But it's still a smart idea to grab what you can even in better times.
  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Also. I found out most of this land do not have public access to it. Which means you have to cross private property. Which means your neighbor can block you from entering access. This is why there is so many acres dirt cheap out there.
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How much land did you end up buying? I just put an offer in for some land…only a tiny 1/4 acre though (or 325 loaves).

    Just under 1 Hectare or about 2.2 acres.


    I'm looking at a 20 acre with a hill on it, to bore into the hill but I might use that money to have a septic tank installed on the current property.

    But this other land is near the Piute reservation outside a town called Fernly Nevada. Or North Reno.

    The Piutes have the Pyramid Lake. A huge fresh water reservoir about half the size of the San Francisco bay.

    I bought this originally to make sure I had someplace to live but the original land requires steep permit costs, and new building codes.

    I have to save up for that shit but I need the basics. Septic, Water source and I'm gonna build a storage shed for now.
  16. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah but yours will be irradiated bread.

    No, I will purchase a solar and battery kit, it will be underground 20 feet down which is enough earth to protect fallout. Which after 10 days is considered safe to come back up.

    But all of my growing during the event will occured under new LED lighting which can produce top quality produce.

    As well as organic. Would reduce bug infestation so no need for chemicals.
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Interesting info

    1 football field is roughly 1 acre. (The exact measurements of football fields vary.) 1 hectare = 2.47 acres. 2.47 football fields in 1 hectare.

    I wonder if they mean the field including grandstand seating or just the field itself
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Looked it up out of curiosity


    1,558 loaves of bread per acre

    The average acre of wheat produces 37.1 bushels, or roughly 1,558 loaves of bread!

    That's good to know
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What's so great about life that you would want to cling to it through a nuclear holocaust?

    I don't want to be partially melted and survive that.

    I'd rather be a surviver of one of the unscorched peeps

    And even burns may heal but radiation poisoning is less forgiving


    But yeah. It's full on survival mode. Growing carrots. Potatoes, leafy greens and occasional wild meat sources you can smoke to preserve is sustainable for living. Grow chickpeas to make grain for bread is easier than looking for an entire acre field of wheat to make what? Two loaves of bread. Lol. That's a lot of work.

    Also potatoes will make starter yeast. That or grapes
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders

    Fona hates it when I call him eyeore because "everyone"; he says says he talks like him


    I used to be called poohbear because I did a good voiceover of his laugh at one time. By 3 different lady friends ave me that nickname in the day


    My voice is so shredded now by my aging I have a hard time doing cartoon imitation but Fona, your monotone expressions is what makes you unique so whatever.
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