Posts by Back Lane Madders

1. 2022-06-13 at 7:38 PM UTC in Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I moved around without being picked off by smuggling myself in the assholes of other men

   
   Who are you, Prep H. (Inventor of Phenylephrine)
2. 2022-06-13 at 7:33 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? How I'm happy for CandyRein having a happy relationship, fulfilling job, excellent work-life balance and the ability to be self fulfilled as an individual.

   
   Who are you, John Fulfillment (Inventor of mints)
3. 2022-06-13 at 7:31 PM UTC in Robinhood
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   Update
   
   Glad I didn't buy
   
   0.056USD
4. 2022-06-13 at 7:30 PM UTC in Robinhood
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i got 420 doge for 0.105 cents

   
   It was at 0.08
   
   Or is that Canadian?
5. 2022-06-13 at 7:27 PM UTC in Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump They were OK. Exactly like these.
   
   That's not her btw, but it looks a lot like her.

   
   Cute .. reminds me of someone from youthful years. But she had freckles on her cheecks
6. 2022-06-13 at 7:26 PM UTC in Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster whip out ur cock, let's test it out

   
   You want to suck my dick or should we wait to bring her out from Ukraine?
   
   How did you move around without getting picked off ? Or was this pre Russian invasion. I didn't catch the start of this
7. 2022-06-13 at 7:24 PM UTC in no one needs a 50 bullet machine gun clip
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Magazines hold ammunition and go in guns. Clips only hold ammunition they do not go in guns.

   
   Are clips like coin holders where you transfer from them to magazines or do they slide into the magazine as a whole which then the magazine slides/lock into the gun?
8. 2022-06-13 at 7:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster
   
   great scene

   
   I was wondering what "lead them so much means". Someone said getting them to go in a direction you want? Is that a cattle drive term? I'm a city boy so I wouldn't know
9. 2022-06-13 at 7:07 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka In my element
   
   

   
   The isle of man, concert?
10. 2022-06-13 at 7:04 PM UTC in Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump She has never even once gone near my willy with her mouth. I kinda respect it. I have sex with hookers sometimes, and they are sucking off my dick like they're calves sucking on a cow and going on about how they love the taste of sperm and how when I cum they cum and it's fake and stupid and annoying.
    
    Groceries is at least honest. I have never seen her orgasm - although the last few times I have gone down on her she seemed to react more than ever before. I do stuff to her with my tongue that made any previous girl I did it to squirt and writhe and nearly squeeze my head like a watermelon with her thighs, but nothing.
    
    OTOH while she isn't glamorous or sexy or sensual or anything, she's honest and pretty and grounded, and I like that.

    
    Buy her some fruit flavored condoms and put whip cream on it. Its like a cocksickle for her and you the whip cream is like throat phlegm lubricating it nicely
11. 2022-06-13 at 6:57 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Inventor of frog fucking

    
    Still living rent free in your mind.
12. 2022-06-13 at 6:57 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i could tame sugar
    
    

    
    Doesn't Matter you still are a closeted gay.
13. 2022-06-13 at 5:55 AM UTC in 2am thick fog, massive pileup now on I80
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster maybe if everyone in California wasnt driving drunk like Paul Pelosi and General Butt Naked

    
    He'll get off with a wet reckless
14. 2022-06-13 at 5:52 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster i ouchied my penus! 😭
    
    

    
    The f*** you do stick up pen in your pee hole?🤓
15. 2022-06-13 at 5:51 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Total black flag you moron.

    
    I just looked at this photo.. look at the bullhorn. Oooopsie or was he fronting as an agent?
    
    
16. 2022-06-13 at 4:58 AM UTC in Would you do Tacho's sister?
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Maybe you would knife fight his sister with yo cack
    
    
17. 2022-06-13 at 4:34 AM UTC in Property prolapse begins in the West.
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    But work is so much fun and without debts and bank accounts how would you know what your FICO score will ever be n stuff.
18. 2022-06-13 at 4:23 AM UTC in If there was a button that erased all record of you from existence...
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Documentation still floating around.
    
    
    A complete stranger can read an old arrest, school report on your behavior, internet activity by your HR
    
    It would just rinse and repeat
19. 2022-06-13 at 4:20 AM UTC in 2am thick fog, massive pileup now on I80
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wow that was just ruled and uncalled for. I can be mean to him but coming from you it's honestly shocking

    
    I think it was the microbiome comment
    
    It triggered him/her
    
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wired.com/story/a-patient-gets-the-new-transgender-surgery-she-helped-invent/amp
20. 2022-06-13 at 4:10 AM UTC in Podcast Topics
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I want to try making a podcast. Two questions:
    
    1. How long should it be? Bradley recommended 20-30 minutes which seems like a good idea; I don't do much public speaking or anything so I expect it's take some training to be able to talk for longer.
    
    2. What topics would you be interested in? Please be specific. I have some ideas which I'll post later.
    
    General theme will be societal decline, delivery will be schizophrenic verbal shitpost

    
    Not to hack, but until your site takes off..have us phone in edgy questions about the most current things as well as old
    
    Section it into forums
    
    First 10 minutes, headlines political mostly, no one gives a fuck about Britney
    
    Then for shits and giggles, run a 1 minute or 30 second adver-tis-ment of NIS. ( You may get future ad deals)
    
    I'll create one if you like
    
    Once in a while throw a comical sound-bit like 1-2 seconds long relating like wings and dings
    
    I took classes in this lame shit. Wanted to be a DJ at one time
    
    
    Then give a quick 30 second global weather like London, NY, DC, Aussie land, LA etc.. maybe for real nis laughs, where everyone is located. Just read them off really fast
    
    Then 2 minutes of Sports Highlights, World Football, Rugby, American Basketball, Hockey,
    
    Then take more phone calls in on UFO or Paranormal while once in a while someone will say something immature and then it sets off 3 or 4 more totse style attack