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Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases

  1. Originally posted by Rape Monster wut u got against lesbians

    My penis when possible.
  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Draw her boobs then? Were they good boobs?

    They were OK. Exactly like these.

    That's not her btw, but it looks a lot like her.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. I'd suck em to show my support for Ukraine.
  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump She has never even once gone near my willy with her mouth. I kinda respect it. I have sex with hookers sometimes, and they are sucking off my dick like they're calves sucking on a cow and going on about how they love the taste of sperm and how when I cum they cum and it's fake and stupid and annoying.

    Groceries is at least honest. I have never seen her orgasm - although the last few times I have gone down on her she seemed to react more than ever before. I do stuff to her with my tongue that made any previous girl I did it to squirt and writhe and nearly squeeze my head like a watermelon with her thighs, but nothing.

    OTOH while she isn't glamorous or sexy or sensual or anything, she's honest and pretty and grounded, and I like that.

    Buy her some fruit flavored condoms and put whip cream on it. Its like a cocksickle for her and you the whip cream is like throat phlegm lubricating it nicely
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Buy her some fruit flavored condoms and put whip cream on it. Its like a cocksickle for her and you the whip cream is like throat phlegm lubricating it nicely

    whip out ur cock, let's test it out
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster whip out ur cock, let's test it out

    You want to suck my dick or should we wait to bring her out from Ukraine?

    How did you move around without getting picked off ? Or was this pre Russian invasion. I didn't catch the start of this
  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump They were OK. Exactly like these.

    That's not her btw, but it looks a lot like her.

    Cute .. reminds me of someone from youthful years. But she had freckles on her cheecks
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You want to suck my dick or should we wait to bring her out from Ukraine?

    How did you move around without getting picked off ? Or was this pre Russian invasion. I didn't catch the start of this

    I moved around without being picked off by smuggling myself in the assholes of other men
  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I moved around without being picked off by smuggling myself in the assholes of other men

    Who are you, Prep H. (Inventor of Phenylephrine)
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