How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2022-06-13 at 5:49 AM UTC

   #16741
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   i ouchied my penus! 😭
   
   
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   • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
2. 2022-06-13 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #16742
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Total black flag you moron.

   
   I just looked at this photo.. look at the bullhorn. Oooopsie or was he fronting as an agent?
   
   
3. 2022-06-13 at 5:51 AM UTC

   #16743
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   im bleeding out
4. 2022-06-13 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #16744
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster i ouchied my penus! 😭
   
   

   
   The f*** you do stick up pen in your pee hole?🤓
5. 2022-06-13 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #16745
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders The f*** you do stick up pen in your pee hole?🤓

   
   What made you think of a pen in the pee hole? Is that from personal experience or just a latent fantasy you have with frog girl?
6. 2022-06-13 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #16746
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders The f*** you do stick up pen in your pee hole?🤓

   
   I actually cut my head open with my fingernail and kept messing with it
7. 2022-06-13 at 7:40 PM UTC

   #16747
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker What made you think of a pen in the pee hole? Is that from personal experience or just a latent fantasy you have with frog girl?

   
   I think it's your fantasy to wonder. Rent free
8. 2022-06-14 at 1 AM UTC

   #16748
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I think it's your fantasy to wonder. Rent free

   
   Pro Tip: Comebacks should be funny.
   
   Pro Tip: To be funny it needs to make sense.
9. 2022-06-14 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #16749
   Kafka sweaty
   Sometimes I feel like when I hit rock bottom then the universe makes it better when I don’t really want it to get better. Even though this isn’t a real rock bottom it feels that way, now all of a sudden I have two friends irl when I didn’t try and I’ll probably make more next week.
10. 2022-06-14 at 1:49 AM UTC

    #16750
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Hunry.. gonna go on lunch at 9... got sketti, garlic bread and German chocolate cake
    
    Had no idea we’d have Subway today
11. 2022-06-14 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #16751
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I’m gonna get a new piercing and can’t wait for the beach
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    • CandyRein
12. 2022-06-14 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #16752
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala I’m gonna get a new piercing and can’t wait for the beach

    
    Jacob's ladder along the gooch?
13. 2022-06-14 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #16753
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol no
14. 2022-06-14 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #16754
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Last hour .. ❤️
    
    I feel goood!
15. 2022-06-14 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #16755
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    5 min left
    
    I feel goood! ❤️
16. 2022-06-14 at 5:02 AM UTC

    #16756
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by frala I’m gonna get a new piercing and can’t wait for the beach

    
    May I suggest a rail spike in the baee of your skull?
17. 2022-06-14 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #16757
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Don't you talk to LaLa like that.. pops!
    I'll put something in the baee of your azz.......
    
    Ot
    
    Kinda Sheepy 💓
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    • Back Lane Madders
18. 2022-06-14 at 6:53 AM UTC

    #16758
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ahhh! I got the cottdamn giggles....and it's something fierce!❤️
19. 2022-06-14 at 10:34 AM UTC

    #16759
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm so tired but I'm pounding instant mexican coffee & gonna go chain smoke 305 Menthol Cigarettes till breakfast.
    
    When they ask me about the reading, I'm gonna tell them Satan is coming to visit me in my dreams and ask the old lady to pray for me.
20. 2022-06-14 at 10:35 AM UTC

    #16760
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't know why I feel this way, I only have two living enemies and they're 2,000 miles away and failing at life.