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2022-06-21 at 3:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-06-21 at 3:56 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-06-20 at 5:16 AM UTC in Official Totse Suicide Helpline
Originally posted by Fonaplats When I accidently jumped off a 25 foot retaining wall it was pitch black and I thought it was but a drop of maybe a few feet.
I was trying to hide from cops and the side I went over was only a few feet so how could the side I would land on be any further?
Very clearly I remember it was low enough I pretty much sat on it and spun my legs over the top and hopped off into the abyss.
A mere moment of confusion hit me unlike the ground I was expecting and then as the wind kept getting faster and faster I knew I fucked up and the last fucking thing I was thinking about was the fact I was falling.
All that ran through my mind was "wonder what the fuck I jumped off of"
Then instinctively I somehow turned my body in the air so my dominant side was toward the ground and next thing I know I'm not falling anymore.
It didn't hurt at all but maybe I was just stunned.
My only concern was getting back up to keep going and that's when it hurt.
Realizing I was probably a little fucked I began to assess my situation and try to gauge what was hurt and how bad.
Long story short I didn't move much for a good long while but what I learned was jumping from high up doesn't hurt at all.
When you hit the ground, if you are even still alive you'll probably be stunned like I was and not even aware of any pain what so ever.
Hopefully whatever you jump from is high enough to kill you though because if you live and when it comes time to move you'll be in pain so bad that you scream whether you want to or not.
Don't land feet first unless you want your leg bones coming through your torso.
I did that recently. Walked off what I thought was a curb was a 5 foot drop. Landed 1 knee into the pavement, to stand up and see a truck coming at me. It was dark a group of step roads that are like switchbacks.
I just walked it off. Stunned but embarrassed. It was lit were I was walking but pitch black on the drop -
2022-06-20 at 5:11 AM UTC in Hey Kafka what up bitchStupid card games
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2022-06-20 at 4:54 AM UTC in Hey Fona,It will be 85 outside but because these condos never had A/C put in them it will be 95 inside, all night, most of the week. Humidity in the upper 80s percentile
Portable AC suck. And we can't have shitty swamp coolers put in the windows looking ghetto.and we can't buy a 8k unit because it requires an exhaust fan on the outside of the building -
2022-06-20 at 4:48 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2022-06-20 at 1:18 AM UTC in I wish they sold 2L bottles of red bullI think the caffeine pills are a different type of caffeine. Or how it digests. Takes to long and makes me feel worried while coffee and cola makes me feel like I'm walking on sunshine
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2022-06-20 at 1:13 AM UTC in Happy Motherfuckers Day
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2022-06-20 at 1:12 AM UTC in I'm in hospice care/stage 4 renal failure
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2022-06-19 at 10:48 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
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2022-06-19 at 10:12 PM UTC in I'm in hospice care/stage 4 renal failure
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2022-06-19 at 10:08 PM UTC in Podcast TopicsHR and Legal go hand in hand in any Admin office.
When shit goes down, and the companies about to get sued. They call in HR and Legal
So how does this relate.. well in 2012-2013 James Comey worked as Legal at Bridgewater Associates and Jeff Hunter worked HR from 2011-2013
Both left months apart.
Jeff Hunter was CEO at EA games sports div
One of our young well known Totse users was boasting often about our Jeff Hunter getting him a game at Maxis, in Lafayette Cali. Next door to Walnut Creek.
Jeff knew the owner. He was a game tester. EA then purchased Maxis and moved it to the Oakland Emeryville location where it was shut down
Maxis if you didn't know had owned and invented SIMs
EA sports created military war simulations SIM training games. I think you can see the M.I.C. applications here
Speaking of applications, it turned out that Triple Canopy spun off from Blackwater..whichin Blackwater the American System company that does background checking was purchased and runs out of that area. I did a little searching
Your Jeff Hunter and mine may not be the same guy but they're both related to Totse. Again, relatives perhaps? They played a 3 card Monty which is a common practice to deflect blame during legal strategy.
Lots of criminal organizations use this tactic. Was it Sr or Jr or cousin Jeff with the same name? No one bothered putting a title in front ππ -
2022-06-19 at 9:56 PM UTC in Happy Motherfuckers DayO nm. I get it. Dads fuck mothers. Brilliant
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2022-06-19 at 9:55 PM UTC in Happy Motherfuckers Day
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2022-06-19 at 9:54 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2022-06-19 at 9:52 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by mmQ For as shitty of people as we are in North Dakota like deep in our loins we are shitty people who like to masquerade as caring individuals, we are pretty polite but I guess I've never really lived anywhere elselong enough to draw a direct comparison other than Florida but everyone there was polite too. To be frank I guess everyone just seems polite for the most part. Actually Florida was extra polite when they served you drinks they kept the little tip of the straw covered with paper and I've never seen anywhere else do that. I'll always remember that about Florida.
That's California. Actually pleasant in greeting you while talking mad shit behind your back
NYC will shit on you up front but are more likely to help you out in need
California was always like this when I was a kid. Not everyone but These days people are rude or don't communicate and still talk behind other's backs
But California. Drivers used to wave people into traffic. That's because it makes the flow of traffic move better. Left and right..these days you have to get passive aggressive on a motha fucka in traffic, and it's bumper to bumper -
2022-06-19 at 9:48 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2022-06-19 at 9:46 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Soon, as MOON PERSON and zoomer crybabies who blame Boomers for their own whoas of today will be blamed by Alpha Gen of tomorrow for fucking up freedom of speech to troll. They won't be able to play around while bored out of their minds when Covid30 is forcing them in shelter for 10 years
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2022-06-19 at 9:43 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You should have used "admonished" instead of "bashed".
Sure, ok.
But the majority of anti semitism or using racism (as the media sees it) is people saying it to trigger people.
The media probably knows this, however they enjoy making the internet look more grim that it is. Clearly it does exist. But only a fraction of people posting edgy shit are serious. This sadly leads to the loss of freedoms because of the cookie cutter laws outlawing "hate speech" -
2022-06-19 at 9:39 PM UTC in Happy Motherfuckers DayUmm in the USA Mother's day is in May, this is Father's day