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Posts by Back Lane Madders

  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? John Shrimp
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby on tinychat i just said you retard
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats When I accidently jumped off a 25 foot retaining wall it was pitch black and I thought it was but a drop of maybe a few feet.
    I was trying to hide from cops and the side I went over was only a few feet so how could the side I would land on be any further?
    Very clearly I remember it was low enough I pretty much sat on it and spun my legs over the top and hopped off into the abyss.
    A mere moment of confusion hit me unlike the ground I was expecting and then as the wind kept getting faster and faster I knew I fucked up and the last fucking thing I was thinking about was the fact I was falling.
    All that ran through my mind was "wonder what the fuck I jumped off of"
    Then instinctively I somehow turned my body in the air so my dominant side was toward the ground and next thing I know I'm not falling anymore.
    It didn't hurt at all but maybe I was just stunned.
    My only concern was getting back up to keep going and that's when it hurt.
    Realizing I was probably a little fucked I began to assess my situation and try to gauge what was hurt and how bad.
    Long story short I didn't move much for a good long while but what I learned was jumping from high up doesn't hurt at all.
    When you hit the ground, if you are even still alive you'll probably be stunned like I was and not even aware of any pain what so ever.
    Hopefully whatever you jump from is high enough to kill you though because if you live and when it comes time to move you'll be in pain so bad that you scream whether you want to or not.

    Don't land feet first unless you want your leg bones coming through your torso.

    I did that recently. Walked off what I thought was a curb was a 5 foot drop. Landed 1 knee into the pavement, to stand up and see a truck coming at me. It was dark a group of step roads that are like switchbacks.


    I just walked it off. Stunned but embarrassed. It was lit were I was walking but pitch black on the drop
  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Stupid card games
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    It will be 85 outside but because these condos never had A/C put in them it will be 95 inside, all night, most of the week. Humidity in the upper 80s percentile

    Portable AC suck. And we can't have shitty swamp coolers put in the windows looking ghetto.and we can't buy a 8k unit because it requires an exhaust fan on the outside of the building
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have u ever eaten octopus?

    Yeah, baby deep fried ones at Fisherman's Wharf
  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I think the caffeine pills are a different type of caffeine. Or how it digests. Takes to long and makes me feel worried while coffee and cola makes me feel like I'm walking on sunshine
  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood explains a lot

    He was a jiggalo
  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster It appears there is fecal matter still in my colon that actually belongs inside ur mouth

    Are you saying fecal lives matter
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood rate these saggers


    5 for tits, 7.5 for cute lips
  11. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did hydro just died of free healthcare ?

    The best care in the world can't fix that. Even if he or she went to China and got a brand spanking new political prisoners set of kidneys, it wouldn't last more than a few months.
  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    HR and Legal go hand in hand in any Admin office.

    When shit goes down, and the companies about to get sued. They call in HR and Legal


    So how does this relate.. well in 2012-2013 James Comey worked as Legal at Bridgewater Associates and Jeff Hunter worked HR from 2011-2013

    Both left months apart.

    Jeff Hunter was CEO at EA games sports div

    One of our young well known Totse users was boasting often about our Jeff Hunter getting him a game at Maxis, in Lafayette Cali. Next door to Walnut Creek.

    Jeff knew the owner. He was a game tester. EA then purchased Maxis and moved it to the Oakland Emeryville location where it was shut down

    Maxis if you didn't know had owned and invented SIMs


    EA sports created military war simulations SIM training games. I think you can see the M.I.C. applications here


    Speaking of applications, it turned out that Triple Canopy spun off from Blackwater..whichin Blackwater the American System company that does background checking was purchased and runs out of that area. I did a little searching


    Your Jeff Hunter and mine may not be the same guy but they're both related to Totse. Again, relatives perhaps? They played a 3 card Monty which is a common practice to deflect blame during legal strategy.

    Lots of criminal organizations use this tactic. Was it Sr or Jr or cousin Jeff with the same name? No one bothered putting a title in front πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    O nm. I get it. Dads fuck mothers. Brilliant
  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Who are you talking to? What? Did you just reply to a voice in your head?

    The name of the thread is "Happy Motherfuckers Day" which I took to mean Mother's day

    Try and keep . I'm guessing in other countries like UK or Canada it's in a different month.
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Don’t quote me again. I’ll come over there & beat ur ass real quick.

    That's hawt. Does it cost extra?
  16. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ For as shitty of people as we are in North Dakota like deep in our loins we are shitty people who like to masquerade as caring individuals, we are pretty polite but I guess I've never really lived anywhere elselong enough to draw a direct comparison other than Florida but everyone there was polite too. To be frank I guess everyone just seems polite for the most part. Actually Florida was extra polite when they served you drinks they kept the little tip of the straw covered with paper and I've never seen anywhere else do that. I'll always remember that about Florida.

    That's California. Actually pleasant in greeting you while talking mad shit behind your back

    NYC will shit on you up front but are more likely to help you out in need

    California was always like this when I was a kid. Not everyone but These days people are rude or don't communicate and still talk behind other's backs


    But California. Drivers used to wave people into traffic. That's because it makes the flow of traffic move better. Left and right..these days you have to get passive aggressive on a motha fucka in traffic, and it's bumper to bumper
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol SMH @ Florida πŸ™

    It's still nicer than Cali
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Soon, as MOON PERSON and zoomer crybabies who blame Boomers for their own whoas of today will be blamed by Alpha Gen of tomorrow for fucking up freedom of speech to troll. They won't be able to play around while bored out of their minds when Covid30 is forcing them in shelter for 10 years
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You should have used "admonished" instead of "bashed".

    Sure, ok.

    But the majority of anti semitism or using racism (as the media sees it) is people saying it to trigger people.

    The media probably knows this, however they enjoy making the internet look more grim that it is. Clearly it does exist. But only a fraction of people posting edgy shit are serious. This sadly leads to the loss of freedoms because of the cookie cutter laws outlawing "hate speech"
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Umm in the USA Mother's day is in May, this is Father's day
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