2022-06-19 at 4:21 PM UTC
Shout out to that time my dad raped me face down in the bathtub on my own birthday
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2022-06-19 at 5:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Shout out to that time my dad raped me face down in the bathtub on my own birthday
You should have waited for him to ask you to bring him a beer, laced it with diazepam and then shoved a syringe into the base of his skull just below the back of the ear and swizzled it a few dozen times.
That's how I offed my stepfather and the coroner never noticed.
That was 28 years ago. Only 2 years to go before SoL are up
-Shit a totsean would say
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2022-06-19 at 6:25 PM UTC
my dad could kick any of your asses
2022-06-19 at 9:21 PM UTC
My dad left my mom before I was born and I have 3 sets of other half siblings apparently because he was married 4 different times
2022-06-19 at 9:22 PM UTC
I should get him back by meeting a half sister and getting her impregnated
Happy Father's Day 🌹
2022-06-19 at 9:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
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22 for me.
I'm gonna name my imbred child after you. Wren the Mongaloid
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2022-06-19 at 9:35 PM UTC
LOL. Wren the Mongoloid JUNIOR.
2022-06-19 at 9:36 PM UTC
I forgot and feel shit about it, didn't leave flowers at his grave. It was also around this time he passed.
2022-06-19 at 9:39 PM UTC
Umm in the USA Mother's day is in May, this is Father's day
2022-06-19 at 9:56 PM UTC
O nm. I get it. Dads fuck mothers. Brilliant
2022-06-19 at 10:33 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
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