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Posts by Back Lane Madders

  1. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    Ever heard of "settings"?

    I'm the one who initially told you to do just that.

    Don't post hoc this shit back on me. Faggot!
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I grew up semi poor much of my youth.

    Why s it always some creepy cunt like Wariat who has wealthy families. I literally had a friend who's family were Polish who was kind of weird like him, only we were in the 6-8th grade at the time. His family were snobby, not wealthy millionaires but owned a house in the most expensive neighborhood and we're upper middle class.

    The mother blamed me for everything he initiated that we would get into trouble


    Slavic mom's blame other kids for corrupting their innocent pedo boys

    Most Polish, Russian, Ukraine whatever slav are the true nuggers of society.
  3. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I would mix blue vodka with blue Powerade and that shit Glows under light.
  4. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Loli Waffen Division SS I've been mixing mine with orange juice
    Between sips I'll shake my sippycup around a bunch to make sure the vodka is evenly distributed

    Also what are some good mixes with vodka?
    I've already done blood marry mix, orange juice and tonic water


    Oh man I could really go for some spicy blood marry mix right now, not even necessarily mixed with liquor, I just love the taste.

    That's why you get a swizzle stick.. the OJ is thick and the alcohol is like a solvent mixed in paint. You have to stir a can of paint or shake a can of paint spray even when using it

    In a way. The OJ s literally a natural pigment with alcohol as paint thinner
  5. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? You don't have "tator" toes

    Oh how nice of you to notice
  6. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala

    Would double bag and bang
  7. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala

    That house is bad ass
  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Just flew back from San Francisco and whoo boy is my ass hurting

    Oh Dear!
  9. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I know quite a bit of spanish I've picked up over the years…mostly from adoring underlings who taught me things like "Pinche mamon" which means "great to see you sir"

    Me too

    Chinga tu Madre which I believe means 'What a beautiful sky'.
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Planning our Puerto Rico trip 🏖

    Do you guys speak fluent Spanish?
  11. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood and yet nothing ever happens

    Because we don't live in the 1980s or before. When everyone would have got a knock instead of phones hanging up on you.
  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood im sorry that you were raped

    Stop picking on him, he may never return like ever
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Gigi is real picky about fairness with snacks.. she always get bigger portions which is hilarious because shes thin AF


    Me, I breath air and I gain a pound or two


    Anyways, she doesn't like peanut butter and chocolate ice cream. And I do. And I ate most of mine and then started to snack out of her French vanilla and Swiss almond ice cream. Then I created an air pocket to make it look where she left it last, near the top 🎩 I'm a bad boi
  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Portable A/Cs work fine if you get it sized correctly I purchased one for my aged father back in England a couple of years ago now they keep getting hot summers over there and he is delighted with it and forever is talking about how great it is when the temperature rises in to the 80s and 90s.

    What a great son (of a bitch) I am.


    Awwee. But you're a sweet son of a bitch


    I saw the little frost well brand you put water. Ice cubes and freeze the enhancement for an hour and it last hours and cools down to 64-68 degrees in a 40 cubic area which is maybe what. ,4-5 feet away I can deal with the daytime heat bit night time I feel smothered and have shitty night sweats from the head and meds that can cause it even in tempered climate
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by curlyKellen My house so cold.

    Yu live in South America now?
  16. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes and sometimes the screen falls apart like a puzzle pieces and reveals the FBI logo behind the totse background

    I wouldnt even doubt it a this point.

    Nothing would shock me about that place anymore

    Remember all of the Bob Dobbs reference..Gigi and I watched old episodes of Night Flight (popular in the 80s) of Church of the Sub Genius. Bob means Belly of Beast

    Which is what my nickname for Walnut Creek, Can us. It's my Bob
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Net Nigger Neutrino

    I dont understand what that means
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I wonder if me and your pa ever swapped loads during our travels

    Gross

    Are you in your 80s? If yes, then even grosser
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Find your meds

    Fuck off. It's fact. You're only hear to deflect for your MIC masters. Mr Tri Can
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Do you swallow or spit out Fona's semen? When is the last time you got laid, Red?

    Why you such a mean mother fucker

    Just fucking suicide or leave, you filthy white nig

    I know you're not black and even if you are, you don't get to play the race card being such a meanie fag
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