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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Originally posted by Sudo I just watched some porn and didn't manage to coom because my brain is broken but I have been thinking about how I have prob a top 5% cock size and this has not made my life better in anyway besides not being insecure about cock sizes which must be pretty common judging by all thr dick enlarger pill spam that used to get sent to my email. I guess it's been beneficial for keeping a girl around who I only wanted sex with and nothing else, however my toxic personality, weirdness, autism and addiction have resulted in less than positive outcomes for these relationships. It's also caused women to manipulate me into spending time with them while I think they actually like me but really just want my member. Maybe my son will inherit my large and in charge weiner and will have better results. Just another example of my ability to underachieve with things that God has give me to do good things with. Aye Carumba

    Didn't read
  2. Apparently not.
  3. Those who live in glass houses live in a greenhouse, which is a house meant for plants and not people. Those people should find another, more opaque house to live in and then throw stones to their heart's content.
  4. What did you expect this thread was gonna be about?
  5. Who are you, John Constantine (inventor of Constantine)?
  6. Don't even get me started on Charlie.
  7. The truth is that at at he end of the day, John Sheen (widely credited as the inventor of sheen) never learnt how to manufacture a single sheen in his life. He inherited the polishing facilities that would eventually become his sheen workshops from his father, whose decades of involvement in the surface reflectivity industry had resulted in his business accumulating the finest shinemen in the business on the whole Eastern seaboard.

    So it was that the John Sheen ended up in just the right place and the right time for his company to invent sheen, and for him to take credit for the work of countless artisans, craftsmen and scientists responsible in creating the technology upon which he so gleefully places his family name. Another tragedy of capitalism and the impact of generational wealth upon history.
  8. COVID is fake
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have yourself confused with someone interesting.

    You are the one who is confused, sir.
  10. COVID isn't real
  11. Originally posted by WellHung nigger

    Who are you, John Shityourself (inventor of shitting yourself)?
  12. Originally posted by WellHung fucking a nigger

    No you're not.
  13. COVID doesn't exist.
  14. You'll get home when you go sick too
  15. You've been beaming my grandpa in the ass? That's gay.
  16. Originally posted by Sophie It would seem that you need to get a new brain entirely. This one is clearly defective, just because you say it is fact doesn't make it less of your opinion.

    It's actually an objective fact of nature that you, a pedophile, are even worse than the gays.
  17. Originally posted by Sophie If you think i care about your opinion in the slightest, you need to calibrate your thinking organ.

    It's not my opinion, it's a fact.
  18. Originally posted by WellHung What have and haven't i touched, exactly?

    No pussy for sure
  19. Originally posted by Sophie Herpa derpa.

    No not herpa derpa

    Gays are not the same thing as pedophiles

    Gays are ok

    Pedophiles are not ok

    Get this straight

    You are shit
  20. More like bleating already
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