2022-05-09 at 9:28 PM UTC
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Ghost guns.
Bob Saget more like Cock Faggot
Oh cool she been beeming u in the ass then?
Who are you, John Cobra (inventor of cobras)?
2022-05-09 at 9:09 PM UTC
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For Grylls, and mabye lodger
Who are you John Rhyme (inventor of rhyming)?
Spending quaileggty time with the fam
I don't know how you smell but you've said before that you take less than 1 shower per week so I know for sure that you smell.
Wario I want you to understand that in your present state you will never be with an attractive woman.
Your entire look, your face, your creepy demeanor and degenerate behaviour, you are anathema to any woman who is even semi attractive.
Picture yourself (with your gross, twisted face and smelling like shit like you usually do) and a pretty woman walking side by side, parallel to each other, hand in hand.
This image you are imagining, it is a physical impossibility. It is something you can state in your mind like the concept of someone travelling in time but I want you to register the reality of the fact that there is no existence, no universe, no multiverse, no parallel dimension where this image ever becomes real.
It will never happen.
There is one potential "escape clause" though, which is that you experience some kind of dramatic rebirth as a person where you change completely and become a completely different kind of personality. I don't know if it is even achievable, it would be like when a warp drive is technically possible but physically unrealistic even for a Kardashev-3 civilisation.
It would probably involve you going out to the woods and doing an immense amount of magic mushrooms and having a real awakening, come-to-Jesus type moment about what an objectively creepy retarded loser faggot you are. Or realizing it's not possible for you to change and killing yourself right there in the woods.
