Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

1. 2022-05-19 at 8:19 PM UTC in Hey Doug Dennison
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Dong Dennison
2. 2022-05-19 at 8:19 PM UTC in Hey Doug Dennison
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Didn't read

   
   This
3. 2022-05-19 at 8:19 PM UTC in Hey Doug Dennison
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Who are you, John Doug Dennison (inventor of Doug Dennison)?
4. 2022-05-19 at 8:18 PM UTC in Older Gentleman “Turned Himself In”
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lodger Free He shows servitude towards you. You had the power (as written in the original story) of placing him back in the bottle and he knew this. Otherwise he would have murdered you on his release.
   
   Robin Williams was a cartoon voice for a Disney'esque version of original stories. Like the Grimm Brother tales. The original ones are almost R rated.

   
   If he can grant your wish then he can probably fuck you over before you can rebottle him too, he's likely just nice enough of a guy to grant you 3 wishes for freeing him.
5. 2022-05-19 at 8:15 PM UTC in My Memoirs
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Is that a Cafe designed with cats who are approachable to strangers? Sounds therapeutic

   
   Who are you, John Obvious (inventor of questions with obvious answers to get someone to talk to you)?
6. 2022-05-19 at 8:14 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Quail Live
7. 2022-05-19 at 8:13 PM UTC in For the life of me, I cannot figure out why there isn’t a thread about the Buffalo shooter…
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Alt much?

   
   Who are you, John Digress?
8. 2022-05-19 at 6:51 PM UTC in For the life of me, I cannot figure out why there isn’t a thread about the Buffalo shooter…
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Your untypical assertion was clearly obvious based on your unusual response. Clearly triggered.

   
   Who are you, John Reassert?
9. 2022-05-19 at 6:51 PM UTC in For the life of me, I cannot figure out why there isn’t a thread about the Buffalo shooter…
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by troon it's almost like you just make this shit up as you go along

   
   Ah yes so you do know who John Nonsequit is.
10. 2022-05-19 at 6:50 PM UTC in Older Gentleman “Turned Himself In”
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I always thought of it as the genie being extremely powerful and doing you a favour cuz he's a cool guy. It is like if your friend told you he owed you a favour, that doesn't mean your favour can be asking for 3 more favours. They will just say "nah, fuck off".
    
    You're ultimately still relying on the good will of the wish/favour granter.
11. 2022-05-19 at 6:47 PM UTC in Older Gentleman “Turned Himself In”
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lodger Free With my two wishes left I will ask for three more wishes each, leaving me 6

    
    The genie rapes your ass and kills you for getting wise with him.
12. 2022-05-19 at 6:46 PM UTC in For the life of me, I cannot figure out why there isn’t a thread about the Buffalo shooter…
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Wow.. No obligatory " Who are you…(x)"
    
    Triggered much?🤣

    
    Who are you, John Assert? Inventor of assertions?
13. 2022-05-19 at 6:46 PM UTC in For the life of me, I cannot figure out why there isn’t a thread about the Buffalo shooter…
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by troon Who are you, John Topic (inventor of being on-topic)?

    
    Who are you John Nonsequit?
14. 2022-05-19 at 6:44 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Quail 3 Arena
15. 2022-05-19 at 6:19 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I've been doing that

    
    Lol Canada.
    
    This is some kind of gubmint mandated cheese subsidy job right?
16. 2022-05-19 at 5:09 PM UTC in What's some cheap alcohol that is tolerable
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's what poor people th8nk.

    
    Only poor people think that much about the price of beer.
17. 2022-05-19 at 3:13 PM UTC in What do you call an Objectivist citrus skin?
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Laff
18. 2022-05-19 at 3:13 PM UTC in $600 Moneynigger Tokyo
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Botp
19. 2022-05-19 at 11:54 AM UTC in lol at this prison story
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who are you, John Shit (inventor of jack fucking shit)?
20. 2022-05-19 at 11:51 AM UTC in What if you smash a pelican so hard
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
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