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Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

  1. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood whats a daylit

    An Asian trying to say DE-LEET
  2. Originally posted by aldra striking roe v wade is about the federal government taking powers that weren't granted to it by the constitution; the fact that the case relates to abortion is only incidental.

    Lol Aldra has swallowed the republican party line.

    Same way the Civil War was about federal overreach into States Rights... Okay nigga, glad you announced you are retarded.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ Yes I remember THE FAIR. we have one ever summer. It's a joke compared to when I was a kid but also it's designed for kids so that probably makes sense why it isn't fun anymore. It's just a bunch of middle-schoolers holding hands and parents with obnoxious small children.

    Maybe if it has some badass rollercoasters or whatever but they don't. I can go to ValleyFair near Minneapolis for that.

    Then of course there's the "food court" area which smells awesome but is retardedly expensive for a little sack of cheese curds or mile-long corn dogs and all that. Mini donuts are good but they're not that good.

    Our fair here has a grandstand which normally has races but its used for shitty concerts during the fair and that is basically the only reason to go, and even then it's rare. I think I've went twice in the last ten years, once when Bush played and once when Sevendust played.

    Showed up just early enough to walk through the chicken and hen barn which they have awards for every year and then a little petting zoo with llamas and lambs and stuff.

    More like THE UNFAIR
  4. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Very cutie transgirl
  5. Originally posted by mmQ Getting a dollar everytime you pour a fucking drink that takes you 15 seconds, lol.

    That'll always GET MY GOAT. I just don't get it.

    Most bartenders in the United States of America make probably 50 dollars an hour just because tips. If I got just One Dollar (why did I capitalize those two words idk) for every meal I made I would also make 40-50 an hour. Life would be good.

    Why don't I get that? Tell me! Lol

    Because you agreed to be way cheaper. Simple as that.
  6. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Nigga Dem fighten werds

    Who are you, Mr Fage Tingwurtz? The inventor of fighting words?
  7. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Shut the fuck up.


    Zok poisoned Totse image with all of the little Nazi youths it attracted


    This is more of an iteration of zok than Totse

    This is not TosZok

    There is only Totse

    WEEEOO WEEOO WEEOO! Nigger alert! ^
  8. Originally posted by Sudo Look how hard you try when youre not too upset to form a coherent response and lapse into stock responses as a form of "turtling" defensive strategy.

    What even is the intended point of this post? That I made you upset enough to try some kind of weird deconstruction? Weird. What do you think of all the pabjeet singhs in norf side america alluva sudden? They seem to balance assimilation and maintaining cultural circles pretty well and are only in STEM and service industry/logistics fields bypassing trades entirely. What the fuck are they doing? Is norf america going to become mumbai flavored east london? Shut up your perspective is bias and brown

    Didn't read.
  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so dalit

    That's not what dalit means mongo
  10. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders My health of awareness confuses I am you since I'm more visual before observing user name


    I tend to adjust to avitar over username. Lanny should rid them tbh.

    It's okay, we can mind meld. Would you like to merge into a single conscious entity?
  11. Originally posted by RIPtotse I forgot what it's called..the brand..but it's tonkosu and comes in a fancy pack and is like a dollar more than other ramens at least.

    Like black shiny pack


    Fuxking fire? Even though I don't really eat noodles much anymore.

    Nonghsim tonkotsu?
  12. I don't see my banners much any more since I use AMOLED theme.
  13. Don't cum into the orifice
  14. Been in Chicago for 1 week now, heading back to FL today.
  15. Originally posted by Sudo Maybe not, but thats not really important at all. We travel in different circles.

    Oh? Look at this hilarity here

    I had a chance with a bangladeshi girl a few years ago

    Oh, you "HAD" a "CHANCE" with a Bangladeshi girl "YEARS AGO"?

    Maybe that sounded cooler in your head.

    named Apsara. Even though she was kinda pretty she always looked like she was a little greasy up close.

    Encouraging description, sounds like someone to remember years later as a "coulda been".

    I find the more westernized indians are the nicer and more upwardly mobile they are.

    Think about this statement real hard for like 2 minutes.

    I feel I should learn more about sikhism

    Who cares.
  16. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats y all your dalit ilks swam there for. to escape their dalitude.


    Sri Lankan aren't even dalits, wat r u even talking about mongo
  17. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Trump will be imprisoned

    Hilary won.

    The world is becoming a very dark place including first world nations

    Trump was a bit of a shill though. He was friends with Lucky Larry

    Who are you, Johnald Trump? Inventor of Donald Trump?
  18. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders And now his charm is evrywhar

    Yeah nigga, except for some reason you bitched out and won't represent your set nigga
  19. When you have 3 people left, put 2 on the seesaw. If the heavier or lighter person is on one side, the seesaw will tip.
  20. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I grew up in a youth bike gang that roamed around the swamps beating up immigrant eastern european bricks with kids and stealing their school fundraiser candy and throwing their toys in the mud pits

    also that one time little billy got stuck in the mud all the way up to his neck and we all ran away scared and then lied to his parents and said he got into a strangers van. the police showed up and we told them the van picked him up near the mud pits, they looked around but never found him so we never got in trouble for it.

    it sucked because he was borrowing my legos and I didn't have it in my heart to go and ask for them back


    Le wrong generation

    Le kids these days

    Le old days
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