Posts by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

1. 2022-06-23 at 4:55 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Who are you, Johnny Umami?
2. 2022-06-23 at 4:54 AM UTC in Chicken Tikka
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and the all powerful MSG.

   
   The flava enhance-ah
3. 2022-06-22 at 3:02 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/narco-monkey-bulletproof-vest-killed-27273590

   
   They got Johnny Chimpo!
   
   
   
4. 2022-06-22 at 1:16 PM UTC in I suddenly feel the intense desire to have sex with an Indian girl (dot, not feather).
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I don't find many attractive. Over the last 5 years my city has been overrun with them. There are two at my step kids daycare who are ok looking. The less attractive one is really sweet so I'd prefer her. The other one is too gooky gooky

   
   Many don't find you attractive either nigger.
5. 2022-06-22 at 9:14 AM UTC in Podcast Topics
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i laugh at mass shootings

   
   Mass shooting my cum in your mouth maybe
6. 2022-06-22 at 8:17 AM UTC in Pets
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Yes I have 2 cats and they are great
7. 2022-06-22 at 8:15 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   She bench presses the vending machine
8. 2022-06-22 at 6:39 AM UTC in Podcast Topics
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Fuck I didn't even think about that part. Good eye slugger.
   
   So I wonder what would happen when person A's brain reached maximum capacity while person B's brain still had room left.

   
   The whole universe crashes
9. 2022-06-22 at 6:37 AM UTC in Podcast Topics
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ This is a guess.
   
   First use- put 6 on each side
   
   Take the 6 people who it was heavier, and switch half of them with half the other side Then use your second use
   
   Now for the 3rd use take..
   
   Nevermind I don't know

   
   Go on. You're close.
10. 2022-06-22 at 6:36 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Peanut Noir

    
    Penis Noir
11. 2022-06-22 at 6:35 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Actually yeah. I'm visiting family in Chicago ATM, miss my kitty who snugz under my chin every night.
12. 2022-06-22 at 5:02 AM UTC in Podcast Topics
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    You have 12 people and a see saw. 11 off the people weigh exactly the same and 1 weights slightly more or less than the others you can only use the see saw 3 times.
    
    How do you find the person who isn't the same weight?
13. 2022-06-22 at 5:01 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I dont Shut up I Grow up
    
    And when I see your face I throw up

    
    I go haluakbar and self blow up
14. 2022-06-22 at 5 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Kid has pure charisma
15. 2022-06-22 at 5 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Do they make Roombas that steam clean wine stains?

    
    Depends on the wine stain
16. 2022-06-22 at 4:58 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka I’m okay with that

    
    Very edgy, very alt
17. 2022-06-22 at 4:58 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Push from The Cure

    
    Nigger Detected^
18. 2022-06-22 at 4:57 AM UTC in I suddenly feel the intense desire to have sex with an Indian girl (dot, not feather).
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I'm stealing your avi, holmes

    
    Ayy it's just sharing holmes
19. 2022-06-22 at 4:56 AM UTC in Money Pox
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    And the 3 buyers
20. 2022-06-22 at 4:55 AM UTC in Hi I'm Johnny Nongshim, welcome to Noodle Ass
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders It means nothing, it's made up
    
    
    Nuetrino exist, I get that. But you're a butt plug of info

    
    Nigger Nitrous N-firmed^