2022-06-16 at 12:52 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by CandyRein
Lmao wth
If vinny watches or says anything to do with the tiananmen square massacre the CCP throws him in prison
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2022-06-15 at 7:16 PM UTC
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Check out muh weed eater
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
You could have bought a brand new one, better than that one, for $149.00.
this. looks like a ripoff. good one
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2022-06-15 at 4:14 PM UTC
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Fona 6-15-2022
tell ur girl to fart on ur dick
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2022-06-15 at 4:10 PM UTC
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This Sunay's Confession
Originally posted by CandyRein
So..*Tokez* I asked my boss ..can I go to first shift … she gone get this sad azz look on her face and gone say ..*tokez* “But I just love you on Second Shift” …
I’m just thinking.. I bet you Fuqn do…
Take care of urself first, those people lie, they don't actually appreciate you 😤
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2022-06-15 at 4:11 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
i use johnson&johnsons baby shampoo on children to stop them from tearing up.
in their eyes.
in their eyes, right.
u don't use shit on anyone, u sit in a shoebox apartment in China and rot away
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Originally posted by smokemon
I wonder if any of them knew Pervix.
Anyhow, I found some stuff.
looks like what ur mom shit out when i was done w her
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
From the trenches to the stenches
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I'm not taking relationship advice from someone who fucks male assholes and writes paragraphs about their cock to a forum full of men
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
I have a hole in my boxers and I just pulled my flaccid circumcised head through it and it's funny because now it's just like a tiny little pink mushroom head is popping through a hole in my boxers.
I'm gonna go cook some eggs.
i just fondled my lovely uncircumcised penis that wasn't mutilated and sucked by a jew 🐸
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2022-06-14 at 10:16 PM UTC
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Jan 6 Committee Starts Now
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Unless the freaks rig the election again, the Republicans are going to slaughter the Demonrats in the mid terms. Hilarity will ensue.
there will be no elections. a new deadly virus will be released the week before and martial law will be declared and a troon goon squad will be at your house to round u up for the Walmart FEMA center
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2022-06-14 at 1:23 PM UTC
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Jan 6 Committee Starts Now
Originally posted by Technologist
Aldra I’m so glad you’re here to teach me about American democracy.😂😂😂😂
leave my friends alone mom, ur drunk
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2022-06-14 at 4:59 PM UTC
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Jan 6 Committee Starts Now
Originally posted by POLECAT
oh my, it would seem the jan 6th committee comedy show is not working out very well for the left
It's the most cringe shit I've ever seen in my life, a desperate hail Mary by a limping dying party
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2022-06-14 at 12:41 PM UTC
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Jan 6 Committee Starts Now
Originally posted by aldra
the entire reason there was an investigation in the first place is because Hillary's circle paid for a completely falsified document to justify an FBI investigation.
in terms of general corruption and misbehaviour, virtually any major politician in a 'western democracy' has the same skeletons if you look closely enough at their closet. what other president or candidate had the full state-backed media apparatus keeping a tally of their lies?
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Originally posted by Back Lane Madders
Russia was bombing San Francisco with massive artillery while I watched out the window across the bay and suddenly ships came into the bay firing at our block.
Imagine if this really happens
Lmao u still living in fear of Russia bombing ur neighborhood months later? they can't even take kyiv
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Originally posted by blaster master
Yes, but you only tell her about the ooga booga after she's taken a couple puffs. That way if she doesn't comply you can threaten to call Luciano on her ass for underage smoking.
fucking Luciano. every time!!
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Originally posted by Bradley
You say was? Did he die from suicide?
Yes, he killed himself for having Kafka as a daughter
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Originally posted by Bradley
When they cut me loose from this motherfucker, I'm gonna go sell 20$ grams on the beach that come with a blunt wrap. My boy said he can get me a job pulling out/putting away beach chairs with the big umbrella and table on the beach. 15$ an hour cash or 20$ an hour on paper, and the rich people give you tips. They said I'll get more than he does (10$ cash, 15$ for legals) because I speak English and the tips will be a lot more.
Gonna do this while I walk around with a fanny pack eyeballing grams for 20 dollar hollers. my guy asked me if I mind being naked (i looked at him very ^_- because no one knows i'm bi here) and I said why, and he said cuz no one wants to do the chair thing at the nude beach nude and wearing just a fanny pack would be funny and I'm a funny guy to begin with so if I talk to rich, older white folks who want me to pull the chair out to their spot and go back and get the table and then go back and get the umbrella, i'll probably get a 10 or 20$ tip, ontop of selling them the gram, ontop of the hourly cash wage.
Not bad for a fuck up from the Mil. Also they let you sleep in the chair if you're homeless until you can get back on your feet and it's safe cuz a lot of the illegals that work there sleep on the chairs and they're gonna end up liking me most likely.
Plus if someone offers me 100$ for some head, i'll give them the 100$ back and get some head and their number and maybe make a friend for life???? who can buy me a car???? Or at least give me more head????
Time will tell.
when they cut you loose from that motherfucker all that is going to happen is you'll be back chugging 211s within a couple days and fucking yourself over again like always
I never knew "the plug" to survive by being on government assistance in a group home for drug addicts 😂
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Originally posted by Kafka
I’ll talk about my dad. He burned down his house, said it was because he had bad memories there. He stabbed a knife through his own hand in the pub, it was because he was angry at someone who tried to kill their mother by setting fire to a bin in front of the door, and somehow that escalated. He was sectioned in England because of his meds and going off alcohol abruptly, they caused delirium and hallucinations. He was beating up drug addicts in England. I noticed self harm scars, one went through his tattoo. He always talked to himself. I think he was depressed. There’s probably a lot I don’t know about.
Anyway he was a sociable and friendly person but also slightly eccentric and an engineer, so I’m convinced I got my aspergers from him along with my kind heart and eccentricity.
Your dad wasn't a sociable, friendly, eccentric person, he was a violent psychotic drunk.
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Originally posted by WellHung
i don't understand. Plz clarify.
u ask a 12 year old if she would like a cigarette and when she says yes and take it u tell her she now has to ooga booga ur butthole for it
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