Originally posted by Sudo
That called "spectraling." Spectral wasn't outright lying because he did see an episode of the old Dennis the Menace TV show where Dennis had a slingshot that could pierce metal
I hope it's the new trend like planking or owling. I'm gonna just embellish every single thing I talk about from now on. Be right back I have to make my move in chess, a game in which I have played 2,812 times in my life and lost just once.
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Originally posted by Technologist
Honestly depressed as fuck. I feel like I’m just waiting to die.
Doing much much better today. I have plenty to still be bummed about, but things are looking better.
Thank goodness, I was bored with laying in my bed all day.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
mmq has a repressed fetish to be raped by a man in a grimace costume
I just wanna be raped, man. Full wolf costume, no costume, one third wolf one third Grimace one third pippy longstocking costume, I don't care. I just wanna be raped.
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You know what would make me smile?
If Grimace from the McDonalds gang was secretly a child rape Monster.
Thanks
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No but when my DUIs get brought up from now on I'm gonna tell people I was on my bike just riding home a few blocks from the bar and they'll be like oh man fuck that you were trying to be responsible man that sucks, and I'll say yep it was bullshit, I got a DUI for trying to avoid getting a DUI, and they'll say yeah man what the heck that's so stupid, and I'll say yep, it's ruined my life basically I have no money because of it, and they'll say oh hey man don't worry I got your back I'm rich anyway, and then they'll give me lots of money.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
And u don't post it? Nigger
No because I lied it was only 386 when I posted that but it was rising so quickly I just rounded up to 1000 to sound super cool and gain respect points from this community.
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Who gives a shit about humidity let's do some suckin and fuckin
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Originally posted by WellHung
Thank you. Wren Could have easily told me that, himself, but he wanted to make it appear as though I was not even in the same ballpark. Wren enjoys discrediting me when given the opportunity.
Why would I help "credit you" when you created a thread with a LIE that you didn't even bother checking? You're a silly goose.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Duh…it had cocaine in it.
What I've always wondered is, what's the oral bioavailability of cocaine? Can't be that great or everyone would eat cocaine more.
I guess back in the ..whatever year Coke had coke in it….cocaine was plentiful and they could just throw it in drinks and shit.
Imagine living back then with the drug knowledge we have today.
I'd fucking immediately invest all of my money in Purdue and sears catalog and become their #1 customer.
Lol jk, I'd prolly die
I don't know but if it's anything like meth it still does the trick. It's been a hot minute but I actually prefer to eat tek. Not like EAT it but like, parachute it. No poking my skin or dirty smoke or painful snorting. Just a little BEEP down the hatch and I'm golden for the next 12 hours straight.
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Why should anybody give a shit about Johnny Depp?
They don't. People just like watching irl "karma" for perceived wrongdoings.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
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Whenever I feel like a loser I go to a nearby elementary school and challenge kids to a game of "UFC."
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Originally posted by WellHung
Are police officers overrated?
Do pizza delivery boys like to FUCK?
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Dance like no one is watching.
Sing like no one is listening.
And fuck like a goddamn retard.
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2022-06-01 at 7:20 PM UTC
in
helping wheelchair people out
strap a rocket to them so they can be faster
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Wrong it was a trick question and the answer is Michelle Obama or I'm being told now in my ear-piece the judges will also accept "The Answer" Allen Iverson.
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So you're an actual clinically defined retard, but you don't have the obligatory down syndrome type face that makes it initially apparent to others.
You learn how to surf the world wide web and spend your days being retarded on there.
You, being a retard, think it would be a good idea to donate your sperm.
You manage to utilize social media to privately donate your sperm to dozens of lesbian couples who later realize that all their kids are retarded.
Who is the real retard in this scenario?
If you sue or press charges against the initial retard, it makes you look like a retard for unknowingly accepting a retard's sperm in the first place, then to top it off you're also admitting that not only are you a retard, but your child is a retard, and you're so retarded that you think you deserve special money because you retardedly accepted retard sperm to make a retard baby.
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The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
LMAO
noun: trader; plural noun: traders
a person who buys and sells goods, currency, or stocks.
noun: moron; plural noun: morons
a stupid person.
Yet he is still smarter than you
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Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian
the tibetan monks or whatever can supposedly do it just by humming
Where I come from a Hummer is a blowjob....I'm sure those monks do lots of humming...the faggots
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