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Posts That Were Thanked by Rape Monster

  1. Originally posted by Bradley Finished a Rip iT energy drink and noticed they're 1.25$ instead of .99 like they used to be.

    That's what they like to call 5% inflation.
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  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I feel like jamming a scalpel into the center of my chest and just cutting upwards until I skin myself from the inside out

    Turn it into a Russian Mafia Style Windbreaker
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I wanna date one of those young ladies who kinda looks like a young boy

    the post about a tomboy girl hugging them made me think of it.
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  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I feel like jamming a scalpel into the center of my chest and just cutting upwards until I skin myself from the inside out

    Cool, me next?
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    That was the first and last time I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
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  6. Kafka sweaty
    I’m not having a child because I can’t raise one by myself, it’s highly unlikely I’ll find someone I want to settle with when I’ve never even wanted a boyfriend, unlikely the other person would want an autistic child and I don’t want to spend the remainder of my life worrying, lots of worrying, about someone I would care about and something happening to them. I thought about having a child with a psychopath and leaving it in foster care so I wouldn’t worry about it as much if it had those traits, but that seems also pointless. I don’t need someone to look after me when I’m old because I don’t intend to live that long. The world isn’t a great place so I don’t think I want to bring someone into it.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster The only time I ever took Ambien I had a vivid dream of being in a multi floor technicolor disco/cyberpunk type of strip club, and I was wearing a comical type bright colored pimp outfit complete with a feathered hat.

    the first time I did it I didn't feel anything so I kept taking more and playing video games until my keyboard turned into jelly and I apparently talked absolute garbage for a while and slept in the bathtub

    second time I apparently just talked nonsense about space and dinosaurs for hours and totally forgot about it in the morning. my mum came to visit to 'see if I was alright' and I had no idea wtf she was talking about, found out later that I'd done it and my girlfriend called her because she was afraid I was going to go for a drive or a swim or something
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    MANBURGER
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Are you really ready to pay $76.99 for a hamburger?

    I'm ready to make my own hamburgers from undisclosed ingredients
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  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    me credit 205 is dat good
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley Also ambien + Grindr

    crikey

    that's like date-raping yourself
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    floor pills
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  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Probably was mishandled and there were still living parasites in the raw fish.

    Lovely gonna go kms now
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster she doesn't have shit, she is a crack smoking gremlin

    crack smoking frog eyed gremlin
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That happened to me earlier and I fell asleep at 8pm which is pretty lame but also who really cares I guess. Now I'm awake and being all CHATTY but I'm gonna go back to bed now I think. Need extra rest I got a long day of fuckin and suckin to do tomorrow. LOL.
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  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr Travel 💯♥️

    Bro why are you so enhancemented you look like one of the greys?
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka I got the first vaccine dose in January and have had fatigue ever since. I felt cold for months. I think I still have brain fog because my memory isn’t what it was, nowhere close. I don’t remember things I used to know, like it’s been wiped out. Not sure what to do at this point.

    get a booster
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    What about house shoes 😆😭

    Hell to the naw😆
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole


    💗
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