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2022-07-18 at 4:57 PM UTC in Mondays suck.Never let work know you are single and don't have kids. You have 2 baby mamas and are cheating on them with a 3rd and gotta be there for little Timmy back to school, little league
Etc
If they know you're single you will be the first guy they ask for OT. it's nothing but a trap to make you spend all your time at work and never have enough time to date
Meanwhile as your vacation gets denied because it's busy that week, Kathy and Bob the manager are going on a couple's cruise with their kids
Thanks for covering them! We can always depend on you!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-18 at 4:55 PM UTC in In the hospital for alcohol poisoning
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I can literally make myself wicked sick by chugging beers. There's a couple times I wooda really liked to get juiced up the next day but I'm not TRYING to pay money to get it put ony permanent record and have to go sit in a waiting room puking bile into a bucket out the side of.my covid diaper with a bunch of other sick fux. Is it as bad as I imagine or do they hook you up?
Going to the hospital because you can't hawndle your wiggle handle of adult grape juice or Peruvian marching powder sux. they all give you a judging glance especially if you're an adult and not some punk kid
Look what we got here folx! And it's like fuck off can't you see I've done me ead' in.
Nothing like telling some 19 year old straight laced Medical nerd about how much LSD and cocaine you took and describe the heart pains 1-10
Next time I go in for a drug overdose or alcohol I think I'll cut myself with a box cutter so they can't call me a piece of shit druggoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-18 at 3:06 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Rape Monster Does he act or look like a turtle, or is it just a slow joke?
one time when I was like 15 I was with my dad and we went to meet him at his house because he wanted to go to a restaurant
he says 'I don't know how to get there so I'll follow your car', my dad says OK and we go outside, he gets into his car and we drive off.
2 minutes down the road we can't see him behind us so we stop in case he hit a red light or something, nope, we wait another 5 minutes then turn around and go back to his house. his car's parked and he's not in it, so we go inside to find him making noodles or something.
another time he told my cousins (oldest is maybe 5 years younger than me) they could put on a movie, so they pull out The Lion King, only in the DVD slipcase is SODOMANIA 8The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-18 at 1:40 PM UTC in HATE MEMES HANDBOOKI like how they try to dissect each meme without actually dealing with the obvious subject matter, ie.
#8, Biden sniffing a Vietnamese girl running from a napalm strike
"this is about the DEBOONKED pizzagate thing, also j'ews"
no, it's about Biden sniffing terrified kidsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-18 at 12:39 PM UTC in Quitting Smoking Cigarettes TodayFolks, I have been wanting to quit smoking. I quit drinking 50 days ago, and I am celebrating by using today 7/18 as a start date of me quitting cigarettes.
I have been smoking 8-12 cigarettes a day and now am doing a 21mg patch.
I'm excited to live a better life, and continue making the improvements I hope will become my lifestyle.
I know cravings only last 5 minutes, watch how much i'm eating, it'll get worse before it gets better.
Any advice elsewise, feel free to comment, tell me about your adventure quitting smoking, etc.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-18 at 11:27 AM UTC in Dead is forever.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-18 at 9:50 AM UTC in Dead is forever.people who like kreayshawn, even ironically, should be punishedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-18 at 12:12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-17 at 9:45 PM UTC in In the hospital for alcohol poisoning
Originally posted by Rape Monster I don't know. I didn't go the first day. I wasn't planning to drink so much but I blacked out, downed an entire 750 ml of 50% whiskey. Tried to self care and recover the next day but my heart was getting really fucky and I couldn't keep hydrated so I took myself in.
Home now and alive and very much miserable
I see. In 1980 the base hospital at Ft Stewart told me my BAC was 0.59 when I came to 18 hours after the cabbie rolled me out the back of his cab and into their loving care.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-17 at 6:45 PM UTC in In the hospital for alcohol poisoningThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-17 at 5:59 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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2022-07-17 at 5:58 PM UTC in Many funny, interesting posters don't post here anymore because it's not reciprocated by the core members of this community...I post here for alot of reasons and whether or not anyone else posts isn't really important to me. I need to whine into the void or ILL DIEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-17 at 5:55 PM UTC in This Sunay's Confession
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2022-07-17 at 3:53 PM UTC in In the hospital for alcohol poisoningI almost had to go to the hospital a few weeks back it's not that big of a deal. Just a quick in and out get your AA brochure.
I was gonna slow down drinking and I did but I am about to go buy more. LAst time I was in the hospital for BOOZE I quit for years but honestly it was for nothing
being sick from booze is actual hell but it sounds more like a tolerance problem. Can't be fucking with that hard liquor unless you fuck with it constantly, no once a week shit on a worknight .
Make sure to keep a bag of fluids in your fridge so you dont even need hospital care. Make your own DIY alcohol abuse fluids.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-17 at 12:48 PM UTC in In the hospital for meth psychosis
Originally posted by Ghost that hospital trip might have been part of the meth psychosis
this is like that time I flew a plane
grow the fuck up, douchebag. it's not cool to post pics of drugs all the time like ur in high school. My God you crave acceptance so badly. You can't handle hard drugs, so don't do em. Wanna-be.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-17 at 11:42 AM UTC in What a Saturday
Originally posted by Fonaplats And I took a cash advance to buy that fukkin camper van.
And my dishwasher is leaking.
I'm gonna make a video series where I teach others how to fix a house that will need fixing in two weeks.
You must be proud, bro.
Lol @ cash advance.
The only people who need to do cash advances are dumb fucks who will live perpetually poor.
In terms of living lives that our community laughs at-
Wariat the Pedophile
Fonaplats the cuck who can't fix a dishwasher and needs a cash advance for where he's gonna live when his midget girlfriend leaves him like Chell did.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-07-17 at 10:18 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-16 at 10:53 PM UTC in Justice For Hunter the PedoThey are gonna legalize meth
only a few companies will be allowed to make it and you can only buy a gram per day, and it's $200
and nobody talking about "legal drugs" will ever make sense again.
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2022-07-16 at 12:58 PM UTC in Justice For Hunter the PedoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-07-16 at 12:43 PM UTC in Justice For Hunter the PedoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
