2022-09-30 at 9:10 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
We had our own student smoking lounge in high school.
Yep me to except it was "the smoking area".
A place outside where kids smoked pot and sold drugs.
You where supposed to have a note from your mom saying it was ok if you smoked but no EVER checked.
Me and my friends would sell caffeine tabs and tell the other kids it was speed LOL.
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Bend over so I can commence Harry Carry
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2022-09-30 at 4:03 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Have you ever gone to Cedar point in Sandusky?
Yeah we used to go every summer when I was a kid. The last time I was there was around 2000.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
winners sip champaigne
not some cheap orange juices.
Winners don't have to sell furniture to buy booze.
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2022-09-30 at 3:29 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Originally posted by Bradley
this guy in my forensics class went to an asian massage parlor and i told him to let me know if he got a happy ending and he never got one and they said they cracked his back really well and i thought that was stupid as fuck to pay someone to do something u should just be able to make a loved one do for you.
Like my back hurts sometimes my dick isn't getting sucked, but i'm not gonna pay for something i can just save up my human desires and mind powers to find someone that i can dump 1000 loads into and love and loves me and be happy about shit not just broke after splooging on some hooker
Love, lol.
That shit will pass in a few years kid...you'll be happy to just blow your load and go on your way unbothered to Aldi to pick up your shopping.
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2022-09-30 at 1:59 PM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Does the smell of the fountain view fish market remind you of any ladies you've known?
Only mom.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
I'm an autist and don't like things like talking on the phone but thank you I do appreciate it
youre welcome i can see why so few care about your life
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
someone needs better weed
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ya and she secretly runs the country i did see that Sis Il Sun or some shit
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
Did you get paid?
He was proudly settling drug debts
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Originally posted by Bradley
funny you should suggest that, i'm actually hoping to save up like 4k and do something fun with my summer for myself without supervision
Um summer ended last week.
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This conversation however, is.
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2022-09-28 at 5:49 PM UTC
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Fishing Thread
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Brad, you ever done that shit where they catch the fish with their bare hands just reaching into the water? I think I've heard it called "noodling" or something like that
No. But i've watched videos on it extensivesly. Seems to be just for catfish. Where I lived in Wisconsin we only had what are called CHANNEL CATS and while big live in rivers, not sure where they make their homes but the water is very dangerous andwquick moving in wisconsin.
In florida IDK if people do it.
What I do know is catfish is 100% gelatanous fish slime fat and disgusting. Having had it prepared several ways, I am not interested in pursuing catfish (The only species that noodling works on )
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Answer: still not as racist as they should be
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2022-09-28 at 2:39 PM UTC
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i also would rather fuck some old black lady named renee or some psyche ward girl named cassandra whose 38 but looked 13 than do the gay at teh beach and end up with the pox of monkey
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2022-09-27 at 7:07 PM UTC
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ya i am 30 and i been through all of them bro
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2022-09-27 at 6:58 PM UTC
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me too except they were cat 5s
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Three things are guaranteed in life- death, taxes, and getting caught whacking off in a Target dressing room.
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