Originally posted by WellHung
Stonehenge
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2023-01-30 at 4:54 PM UTC
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Bus time.
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Red told me if he ever died he wanted cocaine and strippers at his funeral, how do we make this happen?
cut the shit with his ashes and hit up a club
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Cops knock on door and then just stand there watching…
I dunno, I'm not sure what I would've done there
open the door to two grinning idiots wrestling over a hammer, assume they're fighting over who gets to hold the non-slippery end until that lunge
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Glad no white men getting involved in this shit. Let the blacks sort out their own problems, leave them alone.
Send the social justice crowd to where this happened to protest. The locals deserve new iPhones.
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you guys act like you've never been to a homo hammerparty before
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join the party
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no but I might still have a picture of his sister
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In 2005, I fucked Mike Vallely on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less.
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2023-01-26 at 2:55 PM UTC
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Hot Chocolately Goodness
Personally not a fan of them myself...too much powdery shit on them. I don't mind tortilla chips for dipping purposes though.
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2023-01-25 at 3:24 PM UTC
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I dropped my last one off an overpass
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wonder if she was naked and looking for treasure like the episode of always sunny
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
By what means was your IQ determined Vinny an actual real IQ test or one of those "check your IQ" online things
He took the test on the back of the cereal box.
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Ya..I've never been insecure about my height..
My sister had a random talk with me growing up and told me not to ever not like my height sooo ..ya.. shorties rock 😎
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Originally posted by Ghost
Ummm the entire economy is collapsing haven't u people been to the grocery store lately
Fake news. The price of Swiss cheese at Aldi is down 10 cents to $1.89 for 8oz of deli sliced swiss. I got two packets of it last night.
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Originally posted by Wariat
look at his facial hair or mustache.ive never seen one grow like this naturally on a man.
Only on the women you date?
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Yall ever pop a dick pill when its cold because even though you aint tryna fuck you appreciate the aesthetics of a thick swangin cock when you get out of the shower yeah me either
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and parents still wont understand
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2023-01-23 at 5:29 PM UTC
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
computers used to be White
As were baseball and basketball players.
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