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  1. #21
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What's the safest way to tow an suv with a 2500 truck? Straps or chains? Attach right under bumper?

    Whats the best way to restore an old piece of "war equipment?"

    How do you prevent hydraulic lines from getting tangled while moving? Should every float trailer have fenders on it? How do I fix my fucking Chimney?
  2. #22
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    IS THE suv JUNK OR A KEEPER? I don't do safest I do get er done and stay alive
    War equipment is petty vague to be able to help and restoration aint my bag man.
    zip ties should hold the lines out of the way
    WTF is a float trailer?
    what is the chimney exhausting?
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by Sudo Whats the best way to restore an old piece of "war equipment?"


    Grandma's bloomers?...scrub the stained gusset with a stiff brush and lots of bicarbonate of soda.
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  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT IS THE suv JUNK OR A KEEPER? I don't do safest I do get er done and stay alive
    War equipment is petty vague to be able to help and restoration aint my bag man.
    zip ties should hold the lines out of the way
    WTF is a float trailer?
    what is the chimney exhausting?

    The suv is nice, I just blew the engine and the people at thr closest gas station to me are afraid of me so they've let me keep it there for weeks. Engine will arrive in a few days and me and my other dad are gonna put it in. Zip ties fucking good idea sir I have a ton of strong ones.

    A float trailer is a utility trailer for equipment, two 6k axles, getting a bunch of metal fabbed on for a winch and tow hooks mounts and thinking about fenders

    Chimney would light my place on fire if I lit it, the whole insides and there's some insulation poking out

    What's the best way to prevent Barns and sheds from rotting?
  5. #25
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    is the trailer wide enough so the tires of the cars wont need to go over the tires, no matter, fenders are best but if you will be using them to drive over make em tough.

    what are you using the chimney for?
    wood, propane or ?

    Barns and sheds need roofs to keep them from rotting, if its a wetland you need to build on stones
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  6. #26
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    use the float trailer to move the suv
  7. #27
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT use the float trailer to move the suv

    Needs all the metal fabbed first for ramps and everything which will take a week most likely. Trying to move the suv on Saturday. I've got good straps so I might just use them with about 8-10 feet of slack
  8. #28
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    2 2x12's 8' long will work as ramps usually, its all I ever used and I hauled 1000's of cars they also sell aluminum ends for wooden ramps that screw into the ends and hold them to the trailer as you load
  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT 2 2x12's 8' long will work as ramps usually, its all I ever used and I hauled 1000's of cars they also sell aluminum ends for wooden ramps that screw into the ends and hold them to the trailer as you load

    Yeah those are cheap and would be great but I'd but taking skid steers, trucks and excavators over 5T on it, plus I have a good metal fab guy and we were thinking of possibly a fold down tilt component. Basically innit was just for cars that would work but It will haul equipment mostly.

    I have a 6x12 dump trailer too that has fenders but when I load it up with over 3 tonnes it scrapes them and gets a little iffy. Just wondering what to go with and what I should keep in mind if I get them.
  10. #30
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    you were asking about the SUV, I gave you advice on how to use the unfinished trailer to move the SUV for 40 bucks by buying to boards, I never intended you to think it was a do all fix to not getting ramps built.
  11. #31
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT you were asking about the SUV, I gave you advice on how to use the unfinished trailer to move the SUV for 40 bucks by buying to boards, I never intended you to think it was a do all fix to not getting ramps built.

    YOURE NOT MY REAL FATHER JEFF
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wait at one point I offered to come there and do a bunch of manual labor chopping wood and painting and stuff. Why didn't you take me up on that? I would LOVE to come there for 6 months and do a bunch of work for you. Please let me
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  13. #33
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm not accepting apprentices at this time.
    perhaps after Rick dies
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  14. #34
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Sudo YOURE NOT MY REAL FATHER JEFF

    rude
  15. #35
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by POLECAT I'm not accepting apprentices at this time.
    perhaps after Rick dies

    Translation=Polecat can’t suck multiple dicks at one time!
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  16. #36
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by frala Translation=Polecat can’t suck multiple dicks at one time!

    i had to turn down the smeel on my lappy , DIO MIO
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  17. #37
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Bienvenidos a Mami!
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  18. #38
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you need a metal cutting edge on the bottom of a plow?
  19. #39
    There's more than one way to skin a skunk.
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  20. #40
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you need a metal cutting edge on the bottom of a plow?

    no, all you need is LaLa bolted to the front of it, that bitch will cut granite like butter
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