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Some men just want to watch the world burn
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2022-05-15 at 4:06 AM UTC
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EAT MY ASS
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
will u shit on my butt for a dollar
You don't to pay me to shit all over you, you fucking queef stain. Stop talking to me, faggot
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Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Calm down Karen.
No one gives a shit!!
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The life threatening condition is that she's really gay
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
I invented a John for a vehicle once. It was basically a large mouth gatoraide bottle to pee in
one time I saw a trucker black out drunk just whipe his dick out and start pissing all over the carpet of his own house as he stumbled around trying to find a bottle and by the time he did get one he already pissed everywhere and was basically just pissing all over the bottle/ his hand and then he went and passed back out
truckers are fucked
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I'm fucking high as hell and it feels great. Considering eating another half gram.
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You corniest nigga on the planet Vinny.......
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
i want a hugggggg
I heard about your flowers..I'm so sorry to hear that ❤️
*huggz*
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Rape Monster
get a pair of your shoes and one of your teeth, smear a little bit of your own blood on the shoes then toss them with the tooth into a lion pit at the zoo, let them think u were eaten
I could also do that in a high crime urban area
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I thought that was a piss icicle at first
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LOL they raided her funeral and beat on the guys carrying the coffin
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2022-05-14 at 2:54 AM UTC
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Dead Dad's Club
Originally posted by Rape Monster
my dad was too busy gulping down liquor to have anything to do with me 😭😭
Same
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2022-05-14 at 2:08 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
😭🤭
Only one time..I did...once
Never again after that ..I became extra careful
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Originally posted by Kafka
It will all be better in the morning
this is never the case
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is that what ghost riding the whip is
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
they are driving me crazy, i got them from too much dry rubbing
Lube lube lube! Much better, or do it in the shower with suds🛁💭🧼
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Originally posted by mmQ
You can turn any pair of white sneakers into "nose-bleeds" by holding them under a little kids nose and punching him in the face as hard as you can.
You could just slit your wrists over them
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
I'm not familiar with that zoomer term.
hes familiar with you.
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