Originally posted by Rape Monster
I wish i was that long and thick.
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A Chinese shooter is more likely to hit victims in the hip and lower around the knee area.
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
Get high you fucking pussy. Get stoned out of ur mind.
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Originally posted by aldra
lol, I thought it was the other way around
highlighter caps kinda flare out, y'know, so i thought i was being clever by having the bit that flares out as the base
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have you ever wanted a man to snap off inside of you like a highlighter cap
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
folks, if they aren't flat chested and in grade school with their baby teeth still, wariat loses all interest
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
I was drinking scotch with wariat and told him I had a nice 12 year old he would like. he sighed and said "that's pushing it but i'll give her a shot"
"unrelated, but where's your dog"
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cigarettes are a shit drug
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Originally posted by Kafka
I’m bored, don’t feel like napping or getting food, just spamming people.
Just sit on your toilet lid and make frog sounds pretending you are a frog
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2022-05-20 at 6:06 AM UTC
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Tacos or Burritos?
Originally posted by Lodger Free
Burrito means Donkey doesn't it? or comes from the word Burro?
it's a Donkey Sandwich which some Mexican guy invented because he was given White Flour instead of Corn Maze to have his wife make tortilias and realized that the white mans flour had elasticity to it. letting him roll it into a neat sandwich keeping the insides warm and fresh. then he rode on his donkey and sold them giving to the nickname "Burrito"
Get the fuck away from me. I'm going to need a three post buffer between myself and you. Posts made by other people before you reply in the same thread as me.
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Fuck Ukraine now
We had a personal experience that Ukraine runs some cloud company that double charges for software taking the other half. it's supposed to be an official company cloud server and has been running scams now for some time.
fuck Ukraine. I don't give a shit about their war with Russia anymore. Not my problem. My Problem is seeing the USA gets fixed and prices will get back to pre-covid days or at least close to it.
Russia is only 8 percent of our oil and our gas prices have gone up 50% not 8%
and it's laughable that the "Inflation is 8% officially" when it's clear many things have doubled in price. and many companies are price gauging us and it's not because of FUCKING Russia but because of the fucking Keystone shut down.
Fuck Ukraine and Fuck Biden
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Folks, with 45 females sexually assaulted and 12 people murdered, he is one of a kind.
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
So, I used to go on UFO.com 20 years back. I think it was ran out of Australia or NZ
Anywho, they were asking us regulars if we would like to go on TV with our experience in research. It wasn't this show, however I was very facinated with UFOlogy and should have written books but I felt it's really wrong to make money at something you're not sure of. But to lie and play it off to people willing to part with their sucker money.
It's why I feel I am poor to this day.
Maybe I should take up being a bullshitter for profit but I feel potentially I would be victimized by bad MoJo er summin. Dharma Karma poop
You're poor because you're a moron.
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2022-05-19 at 10:11 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
I have never had a latte made by an otter but I am willing to try it
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I've been abducted by aliens so you're wrong
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2022-05-19 at 3:38 PM UTC
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Twitter Is Under Siege
Originally posted by Rape Monster
Wozny family photos
10/10
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You're just lemon jello no one in your whole life has ever said ..seeing you puts a smile on their face ..😭🤭
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2022-05-19 at 1:28 PM UTC
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chocolate oreo frozen custard
I prefer the generic duplex cookies from the dollar store.
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Frottage, it's what ISN'T for lunch
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