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2020-10-24 at 12:03 PM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?somebody just had the heart crushed by a beautiful ginger.
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2020-10-24 at 11:50 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls Want proof?
Not that I should show you but whatever
Well, I only want proof for part of this story. (at least at this time) My eyes don't need to see the proof of anything sexual. Just a proof she is real will suffice and we will dive into all the personal deets that comes with being sexually attracted to a human eating food. I wonder what's more important, the person or the food?
OMG OMG! Instead of a 'buttah face' they could say 'buttah plate'
"his chewing up food then swallowing game was tight, buttah plate bro'
Yes, Buttah plate indeed
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2020-10-24 at 11:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls Actually no, fuck you and your trickery
You have passed the Dungeon's Wizard task of the Stranger Danger.sn'
As your prize you get to ride in the back of my van which is also full of candy *cough*and a shovel* ahem, anyways, Get in, now please. & I would appreciate if you put a mask on, I wear this ski mask all the time, even before COVID.
*Van door slams shut* -
2020-10-24 at 11:05 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
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2020-10-24 at 11 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video callyou gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them...know when to walk away
Those a few words from the Country Singing Sensation Colonel Sanders.....I mean Kenny Rodgers.
For some reason I always get those too mixed up. -
2020-10-24 at 10:55 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video callfood porn is very commonly referred to just really beautiful plates of gourmet and does not usually have sexual undertones.
I don't doubt food porn exists but I do have some doubt that this girlfriend of yours exist.
Does that sound bitchy? Not meant to be, just a poker game of sorts and I am calling your bluff. It's what a good poker player would do. -
2020-10-24 at 10:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls These chinks are strange
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Grylls next sentence "She also totally exsists too."
"You wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school..in a different country"
Clarification needed for understanding full. Does she just casually 'like' it, like how I like my michael kors backpack or does she "Liiike" it. Like how prince andrew likes underage girls.
Since watching people eat gets her off I bet she watches other guys eat. Random guys at restaurants. Doesn't even know their name! What a hussy…She calls it food porn
She's got a realy way with words that one -
2020-08-05 at 7:59 AM UTC in Never be friends with actual faggots
Originally posted by WellHung shut up, whore. put that dick back in your mouth and keep suckinging.
You know, are you saying I need to give my bf more blow jobs?
Okay, I'll work it into tonight's schedule.
It's nice to know that you're being so supportive in promoting a frequent sexual acts of pleasure.
You telling me to keep sucking dick actually is pretty good relationship advice. Also, "whore" is only offensive if you're actually a prostitute.
Slut might be a more accurate description. -
2020-08-05 at 5:28 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Just took a shot of whiskey (black velvet because vodka is for children and Jack Daniels is for douche bags).
Put on a documentary on Youtube and might do some journal writing before I go sleep. Honestly I'm feeling kinda jaded and apathetic towards any activities.
A bit more more of booze, then onto an even better snooze. -
2020-08-03 at 7:54 AM UTC in Am I legit the only person on this site without a drug/alcohol addiction?If you're here and you have never done drugs habitually at anytime in your life then I wouldn't be bragging about it too much.
Probably means that you have some form of a mental illness.
I'm. not a doctor though, could just be a coincidence.
EDIT* Forgot to put the subject of my sentence in.
You is the subject and mental illness is the direct object..
I'm not a professor though, could be right. -
2020-08-03 at 7:40 AM UTC in Am I legit the only person on this site without a drug/alcohol addiction?Some
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2020-08-02 at 4:50 PM UTC in Never be friends with actual faggots
Originally posted by Kev beautiful thing about the net is it gave everyone a platform to safely showcase their unrestrained true selves without social consequences, and showcase they did. queers are all a bunch of self entitled whiny drama queens. their relationships are far from loving, as seen by the fact that they have more dysfunction per capita than straight couples.
What are you talking about when you say that their relationships are far from loving? I don't know any gay couples IRL. In college there were these two boys in my dorm that were dating but seemed pretty normal. I know a lot of women who are with abusive deadbeat MEN and stay with them even though he's horrible human being.
I knew some gay women who were dating when I was in prison. Dysfunctional... sure, but not more so than straight couples. I don't even think I know a single gay person. I had a friend who came out after high school but I don't talk to him.
I could care less about what other people do. Even if I had witnessed (which I haven't) the things you've said I wouldn't care. It doesn't really affect me. Some woman wants to stay with a man who beats her? Go ahead, not my business to lecture a grown woman. Someone who is "whiney" and a "drama queen". might be annoying but I don't see it as anything that would significantly effect me in any way. Gay people having gay sex isn't going to effect me in any way. I don't like telling people what they can and can't do.
I guess I'm just having trouble to honestly see where you're coming from. I'm trying to, I really am but I can't tell if you're trolling or if you truly feel this way.
Help me out, let's have an intelligent discussion that doesn't end in the same angry way and violent way that happens when people play Monopoly. -
2020-08-02 at 4:12 PM UTC in wimmens with tattoos
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Only 3 in 10 Americans have them.
I super don't believe that. I spent like an hour typing and deleting a rebuttle as to why I think your wrong and a wiity remark that also serves as a burn but my brain is dead right now.
I don't believe you and once I've googled it myself I can have the validation i desire. -
2020-08-02 at 3:46 PM UTC in list of known NIS pedophiles
Originally posted by aldra they're not actual paedos, OP is just calling them names
the only real one on this site is probably sophomantis, and I like to hope he doesn't act on such desires
Pretending to be a pedo online is a dangerous game to play...it's up there with pretending to want to join ISIS and just pretending when asking how to get the smell of a dead body out your carpet.
Just playing but seriously how do you make a large scale bomb from products you can purchase at Home Depot. Just kidding....also I want to help my Islam brothers bring down the West with rivers of their blood and and dance in the rain of their weeping widows who are now sex slaves. Allah who Akbar.
Also, he never says he's pretending, Sophie or wait who was that other one that was SUPER vocal about it...he had an avatar of a young girl in a swim suit...SOphie isn't a pedo he's just that creepy guy that remains attracted to high school girls and as he gets older the creepier it gets.
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2020-08-02 at 3:38 PM UTC in Never be friends with actual faggots
Originally posted by Kev i used to not mind queers up until i started using totse and saw what they really were. pedos are even worse.
Oh really? Pedos are worse ?
Worse than someone having the audacity to be attracted to the same sex and choose in their own time have consensual intercourse and perhaps even have a loving relationship.
Gay people are so tame in today's era, really? You're upset about the gay thing? Did you just hope off a time machine from the early 2000's ? -
2020-08-02 at 3:30 PM UTC in Never be friends with actual faggotsProbably because you refer to them as faggots.
It's 2020 bro, someone being a homosexual isn't edgy or taboo at all.
People be cutting off their genitals and saying they identify as a tree elf and like wear big furry suits when they have sex.
Are you still upset about abortion and evolution being taught in public schools.
Faggot used to be in my vocabulary..back in 2000 to 2005 when I was listening to Eminem and being "gay" was slang for being lame.
Get with the times bro. -
2020-08-02 at 3:23 PM UTC in list of known NIS pedophiles
Originally posted by Kev I expected the list to be way bigger than that.
It probably is, so far the list consists of the obvious choices where there are likely some that are still slinking in the shadows. Also, do these pedophiles feel ashamed of their sexual desires and wish they had been born different or do they lack empathy and think nothing of destroying a child's innocence so they can ejaculate from their sick desires. -
2020-08-02 at 1:01 PM UTC in wimmens with tattoos
Originally posted by cigreting I have no tattoos either, at 32 im in the minority too
I just turned 30 this year and 0 tats and 0 piercings. I have 2 holes in each ear but I rarely use them both. I got the first holes put in my ear when I was five and when I was like a senior in high school I got the 2nd hole in each ear. Pic below isn't me but an image I found online to provide an example of the piercing. I thought this was me being edgy. I literally never use the second hole but it's still there.
Honestly if you're not in a Ska band or work at Hot Topic what are you even doing with facial piercings.
I used to think tongue rings on guys were hot but now I think it comes across as a tad effeminate.
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2020-08-02 at 12:20 PM UTC in wimmens with tattoos
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2020-08-02 at 11:36 AM UTC in Krotz thinks japanese torture comedy hour is industrialI thought you were referring my selfie posted her that had a been altered with a tasteful flacid member photoshopped in place of my nose.
I looked like ALFs hot younger sister.
