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2021-11-13 at 2:11 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Well now that I've clicked on the thread I am thinking is that MQ using his own face for an avatar? But I feel like the real MQ is way too paranoid to do that so it is probably a friend of him that did it for the lolz.
It reminds me of Bojack's sneeze face.:
Sidenote: I actually have always like MQ and we used to get along very well but then like a year or 2 ago he became super mean. Not just a "fuck u kreepy, slut" mean, but like some deep seated hatred attacked me from the computer. -
2021-11-13 at 2:05 AM UTC in Nicknames for my cat
Originally posted by Common De-mominator My cat's name is Kirby but I call him weird nicknames all the time, including but not limited to:
Birb
Birby
The Birb
Da Birb
Birby Boi
Kirb the Birb
Birb Alerb
Birbus Alerbus
Barb
Borb
Berb
Bjaerby
Birbles
Noodles The Cat
Noodles The Dog
Birbdog
DogBirb
Birb The Dog
Dog The Cat
Cat The Dog
Aloha Dog
Calamity Dog
Emergent Dog
Emergent Phenomenon Dog
Han'some 'Lil Dude
Catty Kit
KITTYYYYYYY!
Lovedog
Lovebirb
Hugbirb
Brib
Breab
Breabdog
Subirb
Florida Subirb
Kia Subirban
Florida Boi
Florida Cat
Florida Dog
Apache Dog
Pupnik
Catus Maximus
Birb Brain
Loaf of Breab
Floopy Boi
Floopy Cat
Floopmin
Birbmin
Birblove
Snugglebirb
Cuddlebirb
Bribamarole
Birb Man
Birbman
Birbmen
Birbtato
Off the top of my head
I have to know....did you write all of these as they popped up in your head or did you google this. The latter would be the epitome of lame.
Also, birdman was the nickname of this Juggalo from my hometown who now is into crazy political conspiracy theories.
Although Dog the Cat is a cool name, Florida dog is just stupid, it comes off "I'm so random, add me on Myspace RAWR<3"
Also, you seem to really like birds. There are other species to use ironically besides bird. ;)
Catepillar
Muskrat
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2021-11-13 at 12:13 AM UTC in What Skills or Hobbies Have You Picked Up Since March
Originally posted by Incessant Oh yeah… tie-dyeing and painting are new hobbies.
i'd love to do that but I don't have a garage. I've always wanted to do tie-dye but it seems like something that needs to be done outdoors. Our apt. complex has a court yard area with a set of tables underneath a gazebo but there's always trashy people hanging out there.
You can sometimes find one of these specimens digging through the cigarette butt bin for a taste.
He does it so openly and without shame too. Just picks it right up and sticks his whole arm down the thing lol.
That guy + the dude who sits out there for hours drinking malt liquor and then leaves the cans behind.
Oh, I also have using my Español a lot more.
Yo quiero aprender mas voculario porque es dificíl para mi cuando estoy escuchando a español pero pienso que es mas facil escribir y hablar. soy mas mejor cuando estoy escribiendo y cuando estoy hablando.
My Hispanic cumpeñeras (co-workers for you gringos out there) are either impressed and give an approving nod when they hear me speak it for the 1st time but some get real quiet and I see their eyes narrow over their facemask. Then they subsequently walk away while whispering ferociously. -
2021-11-12 at 11:57 PM UTC in What Skills or Hobbies Have You Picked Up Since MarchI've started picking the piano back up.
I've had 2 songs memorized since was like 13, "Oh Susansa" and "Fur Elise"
I read music too, so I've using some beginner workbooks to slowly get back into it.
I quit a couple years back because at the time I would have rather been smoking weed and playing Guitar Hero than doing anything to better myself. God, if I could punch the 17 year old me in the face I would, maybe then my early 20's wouldn't have such a shit show.
FUN FACT: When I was like 6 or 7 my parents said I couldn't watch TV until practiced the piano for 30 minutes but then that meant I was gonna miss the The Simpsons so I had a tantrum and stayed in my room the rest of the night.
I want to learn to crochet, my bf got me this kit thing but it's like super advanced and skills are needed to make these "Harry Potter and Friends" dolls.
I think I should start with oven mitts. -
2021-11-12 at 11:46 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than Obama
Originally posted by Donald Trump Everyone knows Biden is a pedophile, but he owns it like a boss. First pedophile president - that's a brag way bigger than first black president.
I wish we could have an Athiest president.
Back in the early days of the US, many of the Presidents were Unitarian. That would never fly today. People freaked out when the president was Catholic (JFK). Kind of weird there's only been 1 Catholic president in the US, especially when you think globally how much influence power the church really has.
The whole protestant/Lutheran/Baptist thing is so stupid. I can honestly say I do not know what the differences are between those three, they're all Christian but they must have some differences, right?
Fun side note:I got kicked out a baptist church camp for smoking weed. My parents had to drive like 8 hours to pick me up. Then, they stopped going to that church and started going to the Catholic one was literally the adjacent building that shared the same parking lot. I had to take Catholicism classes cuz my mom was like "yeah, we're Catholic now sooo.." -
2021-11-12 at 11:34 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than Obama
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
Who holds a baby like this lol?
So out of touch, it's like he's never held a baby before. And he has children!
And even the woman (i'm assuming his daughter) didn't correct him for the photograph.
"Dad, make sure you don't blink…and DON"T do that creepy rapist smile either"
EDIT: Better Line
"I'll show them were not pedaphiles
It looks like he's shaking hands with the baby's crotch.
Hey guys, we really gotta put this "Democrats are running a pedophile ring" conspiracy to end."
To be fair, there probably are some high ranking pedophiles in the Democrat party, but guarantee they're are Republicans ones too.
Jeffrey Epstein, man, what a crazy story. Too bad there's not a Hell because if anybody deserves eternal fire it's that asshole. -
2021-11-12 at 11:33 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than Obama
Who holds a baby like this lol?
So out of touch, it's like he's never held a baby before. And he has children!
And even the woman (i'm assuming his daughter) didn't correct him for the photograph.
"Dad, make sure you don't blink...and DON"T do that creepy rapist smile either"
It looks like he's shaking hands with the baby's crotch. -
2021-11-12 at 11:27 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than Obama
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2021-11-12 at 11:20 PM UTC in Random image thread
Originally posted by CandyRein
Snoop dog on the Joe Rogan experience podcast was awesome..
Had the munchies hit up a drive thru..💗
I've never watched Joe Rogan. I can't tell if he's extremely white wing or cleft.
It's hard for to take anyone seriously that wears a baseball cap backwards.
EDIT googled for proof but I couldn't find any. I guess he doesn't do that.
He's just got a face that screams "former frat boy that's down and out after a few years of alcohol abuse" but I can't judge his actual content cuz I have not heard it myself. I have a friend who likes him though, apparently he's pretty knowledgeable on some topics and a wide range of people listen to him.
Also, Snoop Dogg lol. Didn't he change his name to "Snoop Lion"? That was so lame. God, once people hit 40 they just lose all sense of what is cool. No matter who they are lol.
I'm 31 and I'm not a total dweeb but I'm def not "lit af" as the Gen Zers would say.
Also, lit af... more like gay af -
2021-11-12 at 11:09 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than Obama
Originally posted by Donald Trump 2016 was just preparation. 2024 is when we'll start making the real progress.
Too bad he can't rely on the "protest vote" that won him the election in 2016.
If he couldn't beat Biden in 2020 he won't beat him in 2024. The race wasn't close enough for that to be plausibel if the same voting Americans vote the same in the 2024 election.
If he wanted a serious shot, he'd wait until 2028. Where there would be some other Democrat he hasn't run against before.
Hopefully, he will be interested in something else by then instead of destroying humanity from the inside out. -
2021-11-12 at 11:05 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than Obama
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hangs his head in shame at the sights of jan 6th protester he helped to invigorate. never even mentioned them once.
theres more.
I bet he's so stupid and naive that he didn't think they would actually do anything. "Let's give them HELL! THEY STOLE THIS LET'S TAKE IT BACK"
*whoops* -
2021-11-12 at 11:02 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than Obama
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2021-11-12 at 10:59 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than Obama
Originally posted by Donald Trump Everyone knows Trump was and will again be the best President ever, but this is about how Biden is better than that Kenyan Obama.
Typical Donald Trump...
Obama should have resigned and let Biden take over back in 2012.
stating that something should be a certain way but lacking to provide reasons why
EDIT:
after checking my politeness I'd like to rephrase:
"Well, why do you say that? I am interested in why you have that opinion." -
2021-11-12 at 10:26 PM UTC in Newcomb's Paradox Thread
Originally posted by Meikai Alright.
Do you take A+B, or only B?
How big is the box that supposedly contains a million dollars?
Like, I mean it would have to be a pretty big box, right?
My first answer was take only B. Choosing to take both seems pretty greedy. My instant thought was, "what kind of asshole would choose both A + B"
Also, you can't choose just "A" because then you're the person who could have missed out on a million dollars just to end up $1,000.00.
If you're on a game show you get the option to "just leave now with a $1,000." or "spin the wheel for a chance at a million"
I'ma spin that wheel.
Also, this reminds me of a game show from the early 2000's (i didn't watch it btw, but I knew what it was).
Basically this guy, Howie Mandel hosted. (i have no idea why I remember his name, i think he was famous in the 80s or in Menudo or something) Basically 23 minutes of Vanna White bitches open up suite cases.
God, white people will watch anything. -
2021-11-12 at 10:03 PM UTC in Biden is a better President than ObamaBiden is as under whelming as a cereal box toy.
But anybody is better than Trump.
In 2016 when he was running, I secretly wanted him to win just because I hated Hillary Clinton so much.
I didn't support him but i thought it was funny how riled up he was getting people. Like having rallies and burning the American flag when he won.
I was like, 'c'mon' guys, he's no different than any other Republican just a bit dooshy-ier" (yes, it's a word). But fast forward a few years and I think he's one of the worst human beings who has ever lived.
Biden is like Hillary but just with smaller testicles.
I actually like Obama as a person and think he's a level headed and intelligent man. All politicians are scum (besides Bernie) but he at least he can have a rational conversation and I'm pretty sure his tan is real.
Also, where the heck is the "make a new thread" click button?
I feel like talking about degenerate shit and saying the word fuck a lot. -
2020-10-27 at 3:41 AM UTC in Women with BPD
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2020-10-25 at 5:13 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
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2020-10-25 at 12:58 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
Originally posted by Octavian They get more beautiful with age fat welfare cunt.
Since there is no pronoun or proper noun mentioned in your sentence, I will assume that is your text signature.
Signatures are meant for professional/business communications with email but in the early 2000's there was a trend of douche bags who would have something like 420 blaze it or The Blunt King as a text signature.
At least your signature isn't about smoking weed or have the word "playa" in it.
Nice to meet you fate welfare cunt. My internet aquaintences call me Kreepy and I'll have you know I'm not fat or on welfare but I've defiantly been called a cunt before.
So weird, I wonder why? -
2020-10-25 at 12:35 AM UTC in My long distance Chinese girlfriend likes to watch me eating on video call
Originally posted by Grylls You into food porn too huh
Now I know what happened.
You ordered Chinese food through take out service.
And a waitress is making sure the order is correct. She's telling you about the specials they have going on.
Then, she says she wants to see you again! Well, actually she said "come again" but I think I cracked it.
You being wasted and all, forget you're talking to a restaurant and think this must be one of the girls I forced, I mean, asked, for her number. She is so down to fuck.
'What? how haw I want the spicy noodle?' this bitch is kinky. -
2020-10-25 at 12:30 AM UTC in Why are redheads so ugly?
Originally posted by WellHung Folks, is it the freckles, or the pale skin, that make them fugly?
I think those features on a woman are quite beautiful. I find these women to have a physical attractiveness that is some how more that just being 'hot'... I find myself admiring those women for their beauty because it's just so natural.
Most males are very unnatricve though if they have these traits. But with getting some sun, they don't tan but I think they basically burst into freckles, which if you squint your eyes looks like a tan.
But you know what???!! I don't even think I've met a male with red hair, pale skin, and a ton of freckles since I was like in 8th grade. And they were the only one. Oh it's all coming back to me. His name was REDACTED_MCCKORMICK. And he was the one that was on all the same sports teams as the popular jocks, wealthy family,& very boisterous personality. But they never really accepted him....he'd go alone to school events and then just 'lob on' a group that was there together.
omg that is so sad. oh man, those years...thought I'd blacked out. I feel like everyone was super cringy in junior high and high school.
