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Posts That Were Thanked by SEGA Nigga Drive

  1. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked My friend bought a nice bike before he went to prison, and since he still doesnt have his license back for multiple DUIs' im trying to talk him into selling it to me. Only way id be able to afford one i think. Really gorgeous bike. Think i took a couple pictures.





    I know im a huge fag
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  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Not everyone is as afraid of women as you are.

    OT I realized I had a big cock when this ho who didn't like my shitty personality and usually exclusively fucked blax kept booty calling me. Someone posted a graphic of world cock sizes a few months ago and Congolese had the biggest I remember. Iirc Scots and Germans are big too and Irish are small

    I've never felt like, inferior per se, but I think if I got complaints 'n sheeit then I would be fuming.

    Who doesn't want a big cock, amiright?

    This reminds me of John Dillinger, he died with a massive whalloper, still erect might I add! Almost as if he's giving the law a final "fuck you" of sorts.



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  3. Now i wanna make an alt and take pictures of my legs in cupcake stockings
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Edward James Almond
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  5. Almond Brothers
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  6. Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Except pretend that this scene is in space


    become intoxicated via 02 purge, practice my techno-mandarin, rob typhellian space geckos for their neere ore, and expose ourselves to excessive gamma radiation*
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  7. I just wanna go to pubs and rob drug dealers and perfect my irish accent and pour drain cleaner on our hands together
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  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    ITT:



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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Baby's head under the blanket?

    Baby's arm holding an apple.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    hahaha & i remember there was like 10 people who had the gold star like they're so great for our community cuz they mailed some nigger 7$ when he's had Cosmic Wholesale, Fantasies WorldWide, IDCHeif & the security lock opener vendor.


    You know who couldn't afford to get advertisement?! ME! THat's so bullshit! I had to bump my htread in the trading pit.

    Now, no stars. no open market research shopping, no chinese guy sending IDs in teddy bears, fucking bullshit!

    And if you don't iknow what i'm talking about! FUCK YOU!
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  12. G African Astronaut
    I gave numb nuts the 6K contract but not before I broke his balls lol. The mexicans didn't show up with their culos' exposed but they did however smell like one lol.





    It's on honorable,upstanding men like myself to keep you savages on your toes.
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  13. Kafka sweaty
    There’s a Tamagotchi app
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    WASHINGTON, WASHINGTON

    6'20 FUCKING KILLING FOR FUN
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by AngryIVer So it IS about the legs, because with no body where are you going to cum?

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  16. Getting a massage. My back is like a slab of concrete
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  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Kafka I dreamt I was with Britney Spears, we were by a cliff edge and there was an abandoned building. Inside these curtain things and rave music, a few people sitting on sofas, bad vibes. Then in that village, in a pub they were taking forever to get my order, so I just left and waited at the bus stop. Idk it was weird in there, bad vibes again, old people and a dog running about. Then in Britney’s bedroom, we were planning to do something, then her dad came in, sat on the bed and started recording us. I confronted him but it felt so bad like he was going to kill me or something.

    why didn't you control the dream with nuclear war and enjoy the chaos that followed?
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  18. Kafka sweaty
    I dreamt I was with Britney Spears, we were by a cliff edge and there was an abandoned building. Inside these curtain things and rave music, a few people sitting on sofas, bad vibes. Then in that village, in a pub they were taking forever to get my order, so I just left and waited at the bus stop. Idk it was weird in there, bad vibes again, old people and a dog running about. Then in Britney’s bedroom, we were planning to do something, then her dad came in, sat on the bed and started recording us. I confronted him but it felt so bad like he was going to kill me or something.
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    IS JUNIPER IN GATORADE?
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    israel, urine trouble
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