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[annoy my right-angled speediness]
My dad died less than a year ago. His wife just took her own life. The police woke me up to tell me, gave me a letter and some stuff she left for me. Now I have to figure out what to do next. Need to find a home for their cat.
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Last time I ate at Red Lobster there were flies. Lol. Most people probably think that that's gross for an eating place (I'm not going to call RL a 'dining establishment' [and I also shortened it to RL to lessen it's value and show you how little I think of them]), and I suppose it is, but it's also funny.
You just have to embrace the flies.
See the flies.
Be the flies.
I went so far as to make... fliends, with several of them and even took one home to start a family. His name is Jeff. He's sitting on my shoulder right now.
He loves you.
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Yeah I should do something productive but I'm probably not going to.
Life is weird. What the fuck do normal people do all day long when they're not working?
I'm gonna tape a bunch of notes to my building entrance that say random shit about random people like "just so everyone knows, the dude in 22A literally eats his own feces. I saw him doing it." Or 'ATTENTION: the couple in apartment 8 havent showered in over 5 months. I know this because I'm the maintenance man and forgot to fix it 5 months ago.'
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Originally posted by mmQ
Yeah the feeling when I forget to clip the toesies and like, somehow walk barefoot weird and feel a toenail end up tapping a hardwood floor makes me want to PUKE.
Yeah, hearing/ feeling my talons on hardwood shakes my soul.
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Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive
Yup. Your fingernails grow much faster than your toenails. I just mean that if I neglect to do them for some weeks then they become visible noticeable. I do like it when I have 10 freshly clipped little pigglers wigglin'.
Yeah the feeling when I forget to clip the toesies and like, somehow walk barefoot weird and feel a toenail end up tapping a hardwood floor makes me want to PUKE.
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Taking a dumpling and noticing I should cut my toenails soon, but it can wait. I'm gonna put a huge reminder on my fridge and also outside of my apartment door and one on the main entrance of my building so I don't forget.
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