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Stop blowing your money on more shit you don't need.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Someone just went full STL1 mode…
They are no better than scrapings off the floor to a discerning pallete…
Jesus Christ you're a fucking retard. Say that to any established chef or food critic in the world and watch them shake their head in pity of your ignorance.
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The legs and wings aren't "scrapings" you dumb fuck.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
There is not best of both worlds though…there is the breast and then is the nigga parts…you're clearly biased because of your black uncle.
I'm talking exclusively the "nigger parts." Who the fuck goes out and orders a chicken breast anyway? They should call that the FAGGOT part.
"Yes I'd like a plain chicken breast served just so, dry please, with a sprig of parsley and a meager portion of lightly steamed broccoli on the side, also no butter, and a club soda. Do you mind if I sit here at this table all afternoon and play solitaire? Ok great thanks."
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They both have their appealing points. The legs are more fun to gnaw around like caveman style, really makes me feel manly and primitive like I'm eating a big ham on the bone, but DEM FLATS are easier to get all the meats off of and it's oddly satisfying snapping the bone and unfurling the wing in it's entirety.
That's why a real man doesn't ask for one or the other like a little BITCH he takes the best of both worlds and enjoys the hodge podge of satisfactions.
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Fuck, seriously man? You want me to dig through the bag and pick out all the FLATS? Fuck that you get what I give you. Begone!
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"Yee gimme dem flats dawg." Like that.
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Breast meat is definitely the least desirable part of a chicken for me, too dry tasting and not enough flavor.
Preferring dark meat doesn't mean you have a "black palette", it means you have good taste.
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I watched a video the other day of some chikins getting released from their coop into what was presumably their first time seeing snow. They walked out following their leader who took about 10 steps and did a nopenopenope and turned around ran right back into the coop and the others followed.
Quite wholesome I cried deeply.
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like do i feel like im a racist
no
do i see racism everyday that i live
yes
do i want to creampie black girls in the navy and afghani immigrants and pokahantas in her igloo
yes
You know God is going to reward me for this behaviour but hopefully not with a child. IDK if I really wanna fudk oit im ready
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2022-02-03 at 11:30 PM UTC
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I had a dream the other night where a man killed a woman on her wedding day, her parents caught him, forced him to wear the wedding dress and chained him up in their basement for years.
one night bandits robbed and killed the now-elderly couple and found the man in the basement, allowing him to join them. he accepted, but did not tell them he feared for his sanity as he'd often hear the voice of the woman he'd killed. upon leaving the basement the voices became more frequent and more intense, and he began to see her out of the corner of his eye. she urged him to kill the bandits in revenge for her parents, which he eventually did, not knowing if it was out of thanks for her keeping him company all those years or if he was just an insane animal all along.
I kind of want to write it into a short story but there's not really any structure to it
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i love calling people bitch nigger in everyday conversations then acting all shocked when halfway through the advice lesson
why am i giving advice to 60 year old autistic men who drive people big macs for a living
"Did you just call me a bitch nigger?"
"No, bitch nigger, i'm just explaining copays."
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How I nailed my video interview today when she asked me what's my favorite meal to prepare and I said frozen pizza. Got her laughing out loud game over 2 EZ
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I just thought of this story i wonder if i posted it already..if i did i wanna post it again..
Can't find it..Guess i never told it...which is surprising.. so i can't copy pasta it..and I'm not gonna type it out tonight...but i did find some other hilarious stories I've told about theater...
*tokez*
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I just thought of this story i wonder if i posted it already..if i did i wanna post it again..
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