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Posts by SEGA Nigga Drive
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2022-02-15 at 3:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionAh I just remembered I had some Crouton by reading this thread. I should have some tomorrow to help relieve my gay back.
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2022-02-15 at 3:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2022-02-14 at 8:48 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-02-14 at 8:47 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionRelaxing due to a back injury
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2022-02-14 at 5:44 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Sudo Last night while at da supabow my friends step son was bugging people and seems to like me because I always laugh at his bad jokes. His dad is a failed local rapper or something I guess, maybe he doesn't laugh at his jokes as heartily idk.
Anyways, he's 13 and absolutely massive, both tall, fat and with big ol tiddies and apparently kids were fucking with him when he got off the bus so my friend would have to wait at the bus stop and stand there looking older, black and in better shape I guess.
So he comes up to me with his phone out and shows me this Instagram account he has like like 500 followers that's just him taking pictures of local busses. It was the sweetest thing ever so I was like "wow that's awesome, dude what do uou like so much about taking pictures of buses?" And then he stuttered for like 5 minutes until I started talking again to give him a way out because I clearly put him on the spot and he got nervous
Later on my way to take a piss he called me into his room where a few other kids were and was like "I got something cool to show you" and he was on his computer playing "the sims" and had created a girl who looked like an extra from the movie "clueless" and was going on about how much he liked her and asking me if I did and I was like "yeah totally buddy, what are u gonna name her?" And he was like "Tracy!" and Tracy's are always negligent mothers that smoke cigarettes in the kitchen while their kids are eating so I was like "hmmmm what's another name?" But he was dead set on Tracy. Then he scrolled to another character and it was a skinny version of himself and I almost gave him a huge hug I cringed so hard. Next time I go over there I'm gonna bring a plus sized karate suit (gee or whatever) and turn him into a ninja. He's got serious Bobby Hill energy
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2022-02-14 at 5:43 PM UTC in Why do Niggers have horse cocks?
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2022-02-14 at 3:13 PM UTC in Anyone ever use a de-googled phone?More like googay.com
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2022-02-14 at 1:09 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Live your life thinking "what would casbro do?" You don't actually aspire to casperhood currently. If you did, you would be more like casper.
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2022-02-14 at 12:14 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Alex Jones?
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2022-02-14 at 10:16 AM UTC in Making lasagna for a girl
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2022-02-14 at 3:52 AM UTC in Making lasagna for a girl
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2022-02-14 at 3:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready ^ Says it has a Sony Nightvision built in. literally the brand Sony even though its some Chinese brand.
This camera is shit. I like my rear camera better that is 1080. this front camera you see is great in the day but shit at night.
It's really grainy with the HDR mode on. Also I can't change the time. it's 3 hours ahead in east coast time. I keep going into the menu and it wont stay in Pacific local time.
and it says it's recording in 4k but Youtube seems to have a shit time processing that to the full video quality.
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2022-02-14 at 3:48 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2022-02-14 at 3:27 AM UTC in Making lasagna for a girl
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2022-02-14 at 3:26 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-02-14 at 3:25 AM UTC in Making lasagna for a girlIt looks like shit so I won't post a pic but it tastes gr8
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2022-02-14 at 1:57 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2022-02-14 at 1:56 AM UTC in Making lasagna for a girlWill do, it's in the owen
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2022-02-14 at 12:41 AM UTC in Making lasagna for a girlBitch lasagna
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2022-02-14 at 12:11 AM UTC in Anyone Got Fun Valentine's Plans?
Originally posted by Sudo Goldang! You seem salty Lil homo, is it because he slew more slampigs than you and was much more loved despite making some selfish and questionable choices? Maybe its because his rotted shrunken wenis is still bigger than your shriveled up rotten brown baby carrot of a pen0r amirite homo?
Yeah you're right, any one of those must be it and you don't sound like you're grasping at straws at all Ricky Retardo.
