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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Also heads up everyone here is irredeemable with the exception of Scron, Meikai and Myers. And also myself but I doubt we'll be friends, it's not in my nature.
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    This is the first time I've fit a size 6UK.
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    I'm finding it hard to unwind, feel drawn to the library to do something productive.
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    Myers and I played chess in the library and it wasn't awkward.

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    There's things people irl wouldn't believe about me and things people here wouldn't, I will lump them together:

    If you've ever seen that smack my bitch up video by the prodigy some part of me is like her, I had a chav phase.
    People irl either think I'm lovely or that there's something off, and I don't mean autistic off, they think I'm a bad person.
    THat applies to strangers. My family think I'm a serial killer, but also a genius.
    I was once a public enemy, getting hundreds of death threats from people irl. Doesn't say much about me, it was mostly jealous girls who got it going and I was an easy target. But I never backed down, never apologise to a mob.
    I dated a Romanian model.
    I know how to make bombs.
    Chuck Palahniuk cult.
    I'm overqualified.
    My spirit is very much like my dad's and he never knew how much we were alike, but a part of me is also psycho.
    I'm acc very brave, volunteered first to abseil off a cliff, approached 7 chavs my myself threatening to fight them bcus they said they were gonna hit my friend, am not scared to fight people bigger than me.
    ....Which leads to, I am an extremely loyal friend.
    I'm crazy, but aware of it, and some part of me will always be culchie.
    I am a spiritual guru and dissappointed no one here asks me for advice.
    That's all I can think of for now.
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    My skin wasn't like this this morning and has never been like this. Is it real? I can't trust my vision rn. Last night I had cold sweat and symptoms of heart attack/shock due to stress, so maybe it's that.

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    I don't see myself getting old, I'm way too vain. I don't think I'll reach 30.
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    Maybe I would have belonged at TOTSE but not here with you people. I will never post a thoughtful thread again or try to contribute in a positive way. I don't belong anywhere and am only still here so I can talk to myself and get that out of my system instead of bothering people who matter.
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  10. Kafka sweaty
    When I say Scraic? It means what's up and I'm gonna say that all the time now. I have forgotten much of my slang due to consideration for Internet peeps but it ends today. Don't let the internet kill culture. Also Haxxor will be known as Bazzers now.
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  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood *launches a firework from monkey hill in triumph oh this day*

    Yeooooheeeehhh
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    I almost lost my lunch. If you send me anything inappropriate everyone will be shown it.


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    I feel wide awake and like dressing like a hooker today
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    That's horrible
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  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its among the most overrated and underacted, underdirected film ive been unfortunate enough to have downloaded.

    illegally.

    i still want my bandwidth back.

    *hisses*
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  16. Kafka sweaty
    Remembering the Valentines card Cam sent me. I wanted to kill him.


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    Dunno where to shop for clothes. I might be growing out of my goth phase
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    Fabric plasters, antiseptic wipes, aspirin/paracetamol/codeine, thermometer, small scissors, vanilla perfume, expired soothers, KCL, mayan worry dolls, eye drops, that thing for stuffy nose, CBD vape oil, fluoxetine, zoloft, mirror, dental sticks, expired vitamins, condoms, lavender essential oil, leaflets.
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    I'm on the fence about going to England to die or abroad to meet someone off FL. It's like they have bigger dicks over there so there's a nice choice. It's hard to know who could be a serial killer though...
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