Originally posted by Broseph Stalin
I swear to god sometimes I can’t, for the life of me, decide if your’e 100% troll or just another goddamm alt:
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I'm 10% satire but at the same time telling the truth.
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I forgot about this place. How perfect would a libary in the middle of the ocean be?
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Today's horoscope:
"Someone could start out as a friend today and turn into a bona fide collaborator. If you express your enthusiasm for an interesting idea, people will be inspired to hop onboard. You might even feel romantic chemistry with a platonic pal now and shouldn’t rule out the possibility of long-term love. This afternoon, your powers of persuasion are so formidable that you can easily seal the deal if you’re giving a presentation or delivering a pitch. Tap into your magnetism as well as your on-point intuition for the win. A word of warning: With murky Neptune in the mix, be sure you’re viewing people through a crystal-clear lens."
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Imagining if there was a way for cats to play computer games now what would happen.
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;_;
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2024-02-17 at 9:50 AM UTC
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The rejection thread.
I remember one P.E class in first year the teacher left so we had to pick our own teams and no one picked me. Now that I think about it it's weird because I ended up on both the Netball and Gaelic football teams.
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Idk if she's pregnant
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Ig I want to feel the same without food that I do with food, to have that control.
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2024-02-14 at 12:58 AM UTC
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Cheap Flights
Idk what women see in me tbh and that unsettles me, how can I not know what it is? All I know is I can't make them happy and they'll dig their claws into me sooner or later.
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I think there'd be a market for home hibernation pods even if they don't work. Who doesn't want to hibernate from time to time?
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2023-10-31 at 6:29 PM UTC
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Kafka is a hardcore faggot
Could be Lanny or Frala trying to make me direct my revenge efforts away from them.
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2023-10-31 at 6:32 PM UTC
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Kafka is a hardcore faggot
The real horror will come when my alters unite.
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2023-10-31 at 6:19 PM UTC
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Kafka is a hardcore faggot
We no forgive, we no forgetti, mom's spaghetti
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Idk how anyone can feel safe living in the US.
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2024-02-07 at 10:32 PM UTC
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Animus possession
Do you think you have an anima?
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Perfection.
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I'm thinking about my strength because I don't know exactly how much I have. There's hysterical strength and drunk strength. In fights I always felt like I was holding back so maybe there's mental blocks affecting it. I remember I flung a 20kg into the back of a car and the driver said I was strong, idk if he was accurate.
I always got medals for speed jumping so am trying to wrap my head round this now:
"Explosive strength relies on starting strength, which is the ability to "turn on" as much force as possible in the first .03 seconds of movement.
In order to develop maximal force in minimal time you obviously must have enough raw force or strength to draw from or to tap into quickly. This is why limit strength serves as the foundation for explosive strength. A rocket capable of 100 pounds of force isn't going anywhere!"
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It's up to the universe to decide who lives or dies.
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One option is to threaten your neighbour.
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