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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Yeah. My dick is big. I wish it was smaller because that would mean it would be more comfortable for my partner. That's a pretty stupid reason considering I'm a virgin. But I learned women with less experience prefer between 4.5 and 5 inches of girth. Experienced women prefer 5.5 inches of girth and sadly I have more than that. On top of that, the glans is larger than my shaft. I also have a slight upward curve like a banana and that's the only thing I wouldn't change about my penis because women really like an upward curve since it stimulates the g-spot directly.

    Some women like fisting, baseball bats and those cones so dw about it too much.
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    I didn't trust this person. Anyone who believes that is just on a different OS to me and you can't imagine what that's like. Stop projecting your OS onto me.
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    I didn't get much rest.

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    I wonder how that works, you tell yourself what time you want to wake up at then you just do, so idk why my subconscious got a muddled message to wake up earlier and at every hour 🤔
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    I managed to wake up without an alarm this morning, before I went to sleep I told myself what time to wake up at. It sort of worked, I kept waking up every hour on the hour from 6-9am. I'm resting now before the laser hair removal appointment and don't know what to wear today because it's boiling and I have to cover my legs, these wool socks were too warm. I had weird dreams.

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    Originally posted by CandyRein I think it’s really good ..don’t stop and don’t go

    Do you have Discord candy? I'm trying to arrange a girls-only drinking on video call group to get me through my silent retreat.
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    May donkey shit be upon you ~ Ireland
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump It'd be a problem for me, but I'd respect that.

    There's definitely something to respect with the whole "I was attacked, so therefore without thinking I'm going to punch back" thing.

    GG isn't your friend thought.

    :/
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    There's something wrong on your end if your "friend" thinks he can hit your woman or any woman and not face consequences from you. You need to disown him, he doesn't respect you.
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    Textbook also said the UK soldiers were the least rapey.
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    And one of Hitler's last cries was to protect the women above all, he knew the allies were gonna rape them.
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    This is why I have trust issues with men and why I'm choosing the bear pendant. Saying they're similar is a manipulation tactic so I won't bother responding.

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    Love of my life.

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    Originally posted by Michael Myers Make this happen, Donald! Who doesn't want to see Bradley in a Sailor Moon costume while he's sunbathing on Greek islands?

    I don't. If Bradley flies to Ireland there's a good chance he'll want to see what area I live in and Donald could chaperone him.
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    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 If you're including having sex what's the point of asking?

    If not women and men are both usually going to get tired of hanging out if the other isn't interested in sex with them.

    Great now I'm depressed
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    Originally posted by CandyRein Lol@ people waking up on Mother’s Day thinking about fighting people on the internet

    It's not mother's day here in the UK. Just making a pointless post to say I'm glad you exist here.
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