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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm thinkinga bout making cheesy fries with tomato sauce on them, kinda like a pizza but not really
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Donald Trump bought you a ticket and you didn't come with him? You're very ungrateful.

    If DT bought me a plane ticket to go to the ocean in Europe I'd dress like sailor moon, come with him and do whatever he wanted me to the whole time.

    YOU HEAR THAT DONALD TRUMP HIT ME UP!!!

    Make this happen, Donald! Who doesn't want to see Bradley in a Sailor Moon costume while he's sunbathing on Greek islands?
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm thinkinga bout making cheesy fries with tomato sauce on them, kinda like a pizza but not really

    Man! I shouldn't have started this diet.
  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Kafka I made up this theory but it's still possible. The universe could expand and collapse, causing another big bang and for everything to happen again just like it has now. There's also the possibility of time being simultaneous.

    That's eternal recurrence, its what I know is fact. Its why I'm not scared of death.


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  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Iron Ree LOL I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

    Me too.
  6. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers What's your length and girth? And that's why having a big dick is not as cracked up as people make it out to be. Like yeah maybe it's an ego boost (not for me) but it's not as practical in the sense that you won't be able to use it as much, other guys get to have sex multiple times a day because they're shorter and thinner than us. I am envious

    Cannot get over how gey this is lololol
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    mm is an undercover homosexual of Allah IMO
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  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks I cannot share my sexual secrets here because no one would post anymore from constant fapping forever

    Not me, I'm pretty much asexual. I actually am the kind of person who gets turned off when someone talks about that kinda stuff, actually. But hey why have secrets when you got a NiS bf? You can tell it to him.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks Cannot get over how gey this is lololol

    It's not ghey! Actually when a guy says this I tell him he's just insecure about his sexuality so he calls it gay. But you ain't got no dick so I can't use that argument. Shucks.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley mm is an undercover homosexual of Allah IMO

    If I am then throw me off of rooftops like they do in the Middle East, God-willing.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    mm is my NiS bf
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    He ain't ugly when he's facedown!!!
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Iron Ree Every guy secretly wants a girl to jam their finger in the dick hole right before we ejaculate

    WTF.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley mm is my NiS bf

    You know what? Okay fine. We are. (That's what 28 years of being single does to a straight man, we either take e-bfs or we become troons).
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley He ain't ugly when he's facedown!!!

    You're too kind. But even then I am an uggo: an uggo who's face-down. But I know gay guys don't have standards. I remember a gay guy telling me I was cute. I remember thinking "WTF? No I'm not."
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers You're too kind. But even then I am an uggo: an uggo who's face-down. But I know gay guys don't have standards. I remember a gay guy telling me I was cute. I remember thinking "WTF? No I'm not."

    THat's super rude!
  17. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers It's not ghey! Actually when a guy says this I tell him he's just insecure about his sexuality so he calls it gay. But you ain't got no dick so I can't use that argument. Shucks.

    I got his dick, catch up bruh
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by infinityshock I'll pay you a rupee to suck my cock. Then you'll be rich

    Just a rupee? That's whack.
  19. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I’m a cheap date yo
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Narc That's eternal recurrence, its what I know is fact. Its why I'm not scared of death.


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    Reminds me of -SpectraL. He ain't scared of anything. Apparently.
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