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2022-01-24 at 12:46 PM UTC in "Xbox hez no gaem" *MS purchases Zenimax and Activision*my brain has started refusing to decode wario posts
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2022-01-24 at 12:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Tyrant Bruh if this is even remotely an accurate accounting of events (I have never known you to be a BSer but everyone has their perception of stuff) then you literally didn't do anything but try to do the right thing and have no reason to feel guilty.
And everything that happened was a result of their own fucked up relationship.
You were the unfortunate son of a bitch who happened to be caught in the crossroads of all their bullshit converging at one point.
And if it wasn't you today, it would be some other sorry motherfucker. You were an insignificant variable in some long and fucked up equation. Same shit would have happened if you were in Honolulu at the time, she would have found some other hot hunk of meat to sexually harass and tank her relationship with.
The thing is, being in the middle of a shit situation like that can really affect you emotionally. This is in no way meant to be a "lul ur a pussi" thing. Emotional trauma doesn't just happen when it's someone you really care about raping you as a child or whatever. You had a weird and frustrating night where you tried to do the right thing and ended up coming home bruised and getting yelled at and somehow being involved in a retarded relationship hurricane. It's very possible you are a little bit shell shocked from it all. It happens.
I think its pretty fuckin accurate. She even said it was frustrating to her how id always pet her dog but never flirt back with her n she said she thought it was bc i thought she was ugly. Like i knew she was gonna be drunk and probably a problem from the get-go. I think i was just bored. I think i just have really low self esteem so i was content to just let her throw herself at me n make an ass of herself even if i knew id never do anything. And thats pretty fucking selfish.
Idk. Its whatever. Nothing i can do now. But yeah it feels gross. Imagine your parents marriage ended bc your mom tried to slut it up with some overweight dude that makes $19/hr. rofl. I think Dougs ghost has infected the very fabric of the forums. Theres a strange parasite slowly growing inside of me and it cries out
EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE LETS PARTY ON THAT PUSSY CHICKENThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 11:08 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Tyrant Okay I guess the story needs some more context. What happened? Do you know her from your hippy circles?
No she and he are customers at work. Shes been flirty for a while but i never reciprocated. She tells me jokingly how her husband is jealous bc she talks about the hot tall guy at work, but I figured she was mostly joking n being a flirt. She called n said she was out at a bar kinda near where i was with her friends for one of their birthdays. I ignored for like 4 hours n then texted back saying i was sorry n i fell asleep. They were still there drinking. she said if i didnt answer she was gonna leave soon, and i said you really need an uber. She said if she showed up home without the car, shed get in big trouble. I showed up. Chatted. Apparently the waitress had already been told i was coming hours ago, n didnt believe i was real. Talked n had drinks for a while. Any time she got inappropriate, i just locked eyes withone of her friends n started trying to ignore her. Eventually the friends had to go and i started walking back down the block to where i was, n she came with. Meanwhile her husband is calling her like 15 times n im like “you really need to pick up the phone hes gonna think youre doing something”. N she says something like “I dont fucking care”. She goes from trying to play footsie with me n shit to actually trying to climb on me n grab me n stuff in the new bar, and so i quickly close out my tab. I tell her either shes calling an uber or im just dropping her at home bc she clearly cant drive. Shes so fucked up at some point she fakes falling down so she can have her face next to my crotch and i start scolding her “YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. UBER. NOW. WE’RE NOT DOING THIS.” Meanwhile shes telling me shell leave her husband and take care of me and she makes more money than he does and he has a tiny dick. Eventually I tell her to just gove me the keys n ill drive her home n uber myself back. She wont even getinto the car until i agree to give her a kiss “shell remember”, but i tell her shes not gonna remember much of anything and spartan kick her i to the passengers seat of her minivan. Drive her a couple blocks from her house so she can drive herself the rest of the way home. End up playing marriage counselor in the drivers seat for probably an hour. I tell her that being married for that long, probably everyone gets tempted to do dumb shit, but her husband is a good guy thatjust wants to be home with his wife and kids, n also if her fantasy man is a sweaty neckbeard junkie thatworks just above min wage and lives at home with his mother, thats really sad.
At some point a car pulls up next to us and then backs up and pulls next to us again. I joke “I need to to uber me back before your husband shows up or something. Thats the last thing i need right now.” The guy gets out of the car and walks into the headlights and she says “Thats Scott” and i go ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW. He starts knocking on the window and I open the door and Iimmediately say “Nothing happened. She was drunk and didnt want to leave her car. All i did was drive her home.” He says WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? i say….”Ummm…remember me?”. He says OH YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER. He reaches inside and grabs me by the throat n i just let him. He punches me once and rips my shirt and walks back to the front of his car and says to her “YOURE FUCKING DEAD YOU CUNT. WERE GETTING A FUCKING DIVORCE.” Im trying to get him to stop so i can talk to him but hes not having it. He drives off. Shes still trying to hug me and tell me shell buy me an Uber n im like NAH IM GOOD, but telling her she needs to get the guns out of the house and maybe stay in a hotel (she was a cop). I just tell her this is like exactly why i never flirted back with her, and i feel fucking awful, and to have him call or text me tomorrow so he knows nothing happened (at least on my end).
Last thing i heard from her, he smashed all the stuff in the house, and now hes sleeping in one of the boys beds and shes sleeping in the other one, and he told the 5 and 7 year old that itll be over soon.
Like what the actual fuck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 10:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI spent like 2 hours trying to get her to call an uber while she said shed leave her husband to fuck me, and i said youre fucking dumb and drunk and you have kids. She was like IVE NEVER WANTED TO CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND IN 17 YEARS OF MARRIAGE n i said “well thats lucky then that thatll never happen”. Idk if im just so desperate for validation or what thati put myself in these stupid fucking situations but this is all kinds of dumb.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-24 at 10:35 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentif you got punched for sexing her you should go back and do itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-24 at 10:24 AM UTC in Snail to meet youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-24 at 8:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentJust got hit by a woman's husband when he found me in the drivers seat of her car down the street.
I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore. My life is like the world's shittiest, gayest country song. If I get shot to death at work, at least you know why.
For the record, I didnt fuck her. Not even close. She was shitfaced drunk at a bar near where I was and I drove her home.
I feel so fucking bad. The husband seemed so hurt. Screaming in the middle of the street saying she's dead n he wants a divorce. They have 2 kids.
What the fuck is even going on anymore? I'd let him punch me more if I could feel less guilty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 7:52 AM UTC in Snail to meet youI THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE THE CASE
I FOLLOWED YOUR SNAIL TRAILThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 7:48 AM UTC in Snail to meet youI was thinking of that very sentence when I typed that.
Timeless classic.
Er, snail-less snailic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 7:46 AM UTC in Snail to meet you
Originally posted by mmQ I think it's AKSHUALLY
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2022-01-24 at 4:24 AM UTC in Aldra appreciation threadI heard he can illuminate a room through sheer tryanny of will.
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2022-01-24 at 3:09 AM UTC in Snail to meet youAmasnail Amasnail, Amasnail
Amasnail Amasnail, Amasnail
Amasnail Amasnail -oh oh oh- Amasnail
Come and rock me Amasnail!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 3:01 AM UTC in Aldra appreciation threadDick Aromatic
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2022-01-24 at 2:41 AM UTC in Snail to meet you"Where did you go to college? Harvard?"
"Nope. Snail."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-01-24 at 2:32 AM UTC in Snail to meet youyou've got snailThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-24 at 2:27 AM UTC in Edgy name and avatar combosGlans ClanThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-24 at 1:19 AM UTC in Snail to meet youInner city open air snail markets with this new snailynal and carsnailynal, and the snailedemic associated with these new snailiods was stretched to its limits with the novel snailona virus among us.
Carsnailynal and snailynal have been found not only in snailiod snails but also in snailacaine and snailphetamine samples as well.
Not only has Snailmerica had to deal with the snailona virus the past 2 snails but also the snailiod snailedemic that is snailing not only inner city snails but rural and suburban snails as well.
I pray that all of you can avoid both the snailona virus snailedemic but also the snailiod snailedemic as well. Remember, ask not what the snail can do for you but what can you do for the snails? -
2022-01-24 at 12:07 AM UTC in Snail to meet youThe blind gastropod learned to read snaille.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-24 at 12:05 AM UTC in Snail to meet youMonth Python and the Holy SnailThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-01-24 at 12:04 AM UTC in Snail to meet youEpic snailThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
